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Vicki B., who is finally making her way back home to the US after a quick trip to Milan, Italy to ensure that her husband David Beckham is behaving himself … and to attend a few Milan Fashion Week shows, made a grand arrival at the Milan Airport yesterday wearing a very ostentatious and awfully lifelike fur coat that is supposedly faux. Here are a couple pics of VB and her coat, which really does resemble the dead carcass of a once-living animal, making her way into the airport … looks real, huh?

I mean, I suppose if one were in the mood to wear a faux fur coat, one would want said coat to look as lifelike (deadlike?) as possible … otherwise, why go for the look in the first place. I can’t say that I find the fur (fake or not) very attractive cuz, as I mentioned above, it really does look like she’s wearing a splayed, yet fluffy dead animal around her neck and shoulders. But, I’m sure, we can take comfort in the knowledge that the fur coat is genuinely faux. In regards to the massively oversized purse …

… Yeah, that would be a bona fide, authentic Hefty bag.

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Sienna Miller is back in the goss news again but this time it has nothing to do with any philandering with the still-married Balthazar Getty OR the very-married Cillian Murphy. This time, she’s making headlines regarding her new film G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra … imagine that. According to Sienna, she was approached by G.I. Joe director Stephen Sommers to amplify her breast region (with prosthetic breast enhancers that she described as looking like a couple of “chicken fillets”) so that she could more fully fill out her skin-tight Baroness costume, allegedly telling her “I like girls with big boobs”. Somers is refuting that claim and tells Entertainment Weekly that he said no such thing and that everything you see of her boob region in the film is all Sienna Miller. Honestly, I kinda believe Sienna on this one:

Stephen Sommers (The Mummy) tells EW that he did not insist that Sienna Miller’s breasts be enhanced for his forthcoming action movie G.I. Joe. A widely circulated news story quotes the British actress (pictured, in G.I. Joe) as saying that, in the film, she wears, “a tight black leather outfit. And much bigger boobs…. They gave me these things that looked like chicken fillets. The director said, ‘I’m gonna be honest, I like girls with big boobs,’ and I don’t have them so we made them bigger…. At least he’s honest. But I was mildly offended.” Sommers says he was aware of the story –- we suppose you could say he kept abreast of the situation -– but claims it is untrue. “Everybody here laughed because they know I would NEVER say that to an actress,” says the filmmaker. “I guess the costume department gave her a tight fitting bra, but no one gave her rubber breasts or whatever. It is 100 percent Sienna Miller.”

HMMM. Do I believe that Stephen Somers is a misgynistic pig? No. Do I believe that he prolly insisted that Sienna’s breasts be enhanced for the film … yes, I do. G.I. Joe is marketed to young men and is based on the comic book ideal that all women have enormously plump and perky breasts at all times. I gotta say that, despite his claims to the contrary, I can absolutely believe that the “chicken fillets” were forced on Sienna Miller. After all, why in the world would she make such a claim in the first place if it weren’t true? Nothing about what she said paints her in a particularly positive light. While I do believe that Somers (or someone high up on the food chain) insisted on the amplification, I can see why he (or they) would not want a story like this to get out. It’s one of the oldest games in Hollywood — women are objectified.

In other G.I. Joe news, Somers (prolly really trying to change the subject of Sienna‘s alleged fake boobs) reveals that he was inspired by the underwater fight scene in the James Bond film Thunderball and that he put in an even more epic underwater fight scene in his new movie, saying:

“In a very contemporary way, G.I. Joe is inspired by the memory of the kind of movies I saw when I was younger. I remember being in the theater for Thunderball and the big underwater battle at the end of that movie just blew my socks off. In G.I. Joe, there’s an underwater battle under the polar icecap that’s Thunderball times 10!”

This is good news, I think. I wonder who will be fighting who underwater. I wonder if there’ll be any male enhancements featured in the film as a result. Mebbe we’ll be hearing that Channing Tatum was asked to stuff a “banana”-like thing in his tight underwater pants for effect. I can’t wait to see and make that determination for myself.

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La Diva Latina, who was seen making the rounds in Washington DC earlier this week to celebrate the inauguration of our new president, Ms. Jennifer Lopez is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Spanish Marie Claire magazine. The coverstory headline reads, La Mama Mas Sexy Del Mundo or The Sexiest Mom in the World … here is her coverphoto:

I understand that J. Lo was photographed in fashions by Dolce & Gabbana by Max Cardelli and dishes to the mag about the new as-yet-untitled new album that she is working on. Finding inspiration in her twin babies (who turn 1 year old this Spring), Lopez confesses to the mag that she brings Max and Emme into the studio with her when she’s recording. I’ve yet to find an English translation of the interview but I believe that Spanish readers can find the mag on newsstands now. After the jump, check out the photos that accompany this informative coverstory …

Director Guy Ritchie and film star Robert Downey, Jr. were lookin’ quite the cozy pair on the Brooklyn, NY set of Sherlock Holmes yesterday … the guys were literally joined at the hip as they greeted photogs in one another’s arms … behold:

Mebbe the guys were off to braid one another’s hair and paint one another’s toenails … or mebbe something more serious. Whatever the case may be, they do make a very handsome couple. The only thing missing from this equation that would make for a hawtter sight would be big injection of Jude’stache — right betwixt these two strapping dudes. HMMM. And suddenly, I’m having all sorts of naughty images of master detective Sherlock Holmes and his able-bodied assistant/side-kick Dr. Watson doing really bad things with long, curvy smoking pipes and things. Yeah, didn’t mean to take things there … let’s digress. I’m sure Guy and Robert were just heading off to separate destinations and were only hugging one another goodbye … as some men do at the end of a long, hard day of work. EEP! I have to stop now.

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Earlier today we saw a few photos of Shia LaBeouf proudly walking the streets of SoCal with a large paper bag covering his entire head. I commented that of the dudes in Hollywood (unlike Marc Anthony), Shia is not the kind of person you’d want to see with his head hidden by a paper bag … which is why I’m happy to post these other new photos of an unpaperbagless yet much facially haired Shia enjoying a nice lunch with a few friends at Papoo’s Hot Dog Show in Burbank, CA … check ‘em out:

Now that’s more like it … and while I wouldn’t necessarily classify his facial hair in the porn’stache genus, I do think it is of the same family. The beard and ‘stache give him a bit of a mature look … which works for him. And now that he’s boldly going out sans paper bag, well, we can take notice and admire. He does still look a bit sad in the third pic … looks like he could use a hug. Anyone out there willing to help him out with that?

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I’m calling an early weekend today … I am planning on getting work done as soon as possible today so that I can officially get my grand weekend plans started … plans that include a whole lotta nothin’, coupled with a heap load of nada. The forecast is for a chillly, wet weekend and I am really not interested in participating. Sorry, Mother Nature, ain’t gonna have it. Instead, I’ll prolly be quietly taking care of biz here at home … packing, cleaning, reading, etc. Next weekend is my big move and I’m hoping to conserve as much energy as I can so that I’ll be ready for the stress.

It is my sincere hope that all y’all have yourself a truly fabulous weekend, no matter where you are and what you’ve got planned. As for me, I’m gonna keep it plain and simple. Sometimes, boring is best.

• New York Governor David Paterson chooses Representative Kirsten Gillibrand to fill now Secretary of State Hillary Clinton‘s vacated Senate seat.
• After being arrested earlier this week, Kelly Osbourne Star magazine reports that she checked herself into a rehab center in Oregon … tho, People magazine says it’s an LA-area rehab center.
• The photo that started it all. [thanks Michael]
• Click HERE to watch video of Madonna‘s Louis Vuitton photoshoot with Marc Jacobs.
• Has the fakeness of The Hills lead to its first lawsuit?
• The FDA approves human embryonic stem cell research to start up again here in the US this Summer.
• President Barack Obama will get to keep his beloved BlackBerry.
• Alan Panettiere pleads no contest to charges that he assaulted his wife.
• Chace Crawford battles homelessness.
• Tyra Banks, who has just turned into the new Ricki Lake, talks “gay for pay”.
• Jean Paul Gaultier gets his afro on.
• Eric Dane broke his WHAT?!? OUCH!!!
• Marisa Miller hits the beach.
• AnnaLynne McCord really, really
  

Early this month we got our first look at the first batch of photos that feature Lindsay Lohan in the new Spring/Summer ’09 ad campaign for Italian fashion house Fornarina … and today we get to feast our eyes on a few more photos from that same campaign … check ‘em out:

These new photos are just small number of the many photos that were snapped for his ad campaign. Whether or not the entire batch will ever be published in actual magazines remains to be seen. Coupled with the first few that we saw a few weeks ago, these new photos add to the richness of the campaign, I think. Click HERE to see the entire batch of photos from this photoshoot campaign (leaked to the Interwebs thus far) and decide which one you like best. Whether or not these photos will inspire you to dress yourself in Fornarina is up to you … but I’m sure Lindsay and the design company would prefer it if you did. Are you sold?

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who each received acting nominations from the Motion Picture Academy early Thursday morning, were both on hand at the Gaumont Marignan in Paris to attend the French premiere of Brad‘s movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (for which he was nominated) later in the day. Brangelina both expressed their excitement at the news of their matching noms, tho you wouldn’t necessarily know it by looking at them on the red carpet last night:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may want to dust off the mantle and make room for matching his and her Oscar trophies after picking up Best Actor and Best Actress nominations Thursday. Pitt, whose film, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button collected 13 Oscar nods, including Best Picture, called the nominations “a great honor for the movie,” while giving props to his director. “I’m especially happy for David Fincher, for without him there would be no Ben Button,” said Pitt, who was last nominated for a supporting role in Twelve Monkeys in 1996. Oscars aside, Changeling star Jolie also had words of gratitude for her director: Working with Clint Eastwood “was a reward in itself that will last me a lifetime,” she said. Yet, the actress is still humbled about her nomination for her role as a mother whose son goes missing in Changeling. “To receive a nomination from the Academy on top of that is a privilege beyond any expectation,” she said Thursday. “It has been an exceptional year for acting, and I am honored to be in the company of these talented actors whose performances all deserve this recognition.”

Personally, neither Ange nor Brad are my picks for their categories — I’d have to go with Meryl Streep in Doubt and either Sean Penn in Milk or Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler — but I’m sure they are both very happy to each be nominated for the highest acting award in Hollywood. They’ve attended a few big Award Shows together this season already but have, thus far, gone home empty handed. I fear that they may leave the Oscars empty handed as well (except for those sweet ass nominee gift bags, those have to get some lurve). I do not believe that Benjamin Button will be completely shut out and I wouldn’t be shocked if Clint Eastwood took home the directing prize but I don’t really think these movies will be the big winners of the night. Fortunately, we won’t have to wait long to find out … the Academy Awards air just under a month from now on February 22. Place your bets now, who do YOU think will walk away with little golden statues next month?

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First we heard that Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady got engaged around Xmas, then we learned that they did NOT get engaged around Xmas. Early last week, we learned from the usually impeccable People magazine that the couple finally did get engaged and were planning to be wed in Costa Rica sometime this year. WELL … according to Gisele Bündchen, who would kinda be the one to know about any engagments going on, she and Tom ARE NOT ENGAGED to be wed after all:

Ten days ago, People reported Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady were engaged for real. And we believed them, because it’s hard not to trust a magazine that’s — in all seriousness — quite well-reported, yet also so colorful. But Gisele told Brazilian magazine Caras she’s not engaged after all. The Boston Herald reports: “I don’t know how people are so creative,” said Gi, who was back home in Brazil for São Paulo Fashion Week. “First they said he proposed to me in a plane. Imagine, it was Dec. 24, Christmas, we were flying to Boston, then there was some champagne and we celebrated the date. Ready? Someone deduced I was getting engaged! I received more than 100 e-mails from friends commenting about the proposal. Now there’s a new rumor, that he proposed to me on last Friday [sic]. I wasn’t even there, how can that be true?” But all hope that the most beautiful people in the world will legally solidify their eternal happiness in each other’s fatless arms is not lost. Gisele said she plans to marry Tom one day, but a date hasn’t been set. And as for that big, fashionista wedding People’s sources suggested we hold out for? Don’t count on it. Also, contrary to rumors, Costa Rica might not be the wedding locale: “This talk of Costa Rica must be for the fact I have a house there,” she said. “I don’t know yet if it’s going to be here or in another country, but what I know is that it’s going to be something small, a simple ceremony. I don’t like parties, I prefer something more intimate, just for the closest people.” Fine. Dash our dreams. Gisele added she hopes to raise her kids in Brazil one day, though now her life is in the U.S. (where it belongs, ahem). But interestingly, Tom Brady has never even been to Brazil, and can’t travel down there now to be with Gisele, who’s walking in Sao Paulo Fashion Week, because he’s injured and his doctors won’t allow it. They’ve been together how long and he hasn’t been to Brazil? Quick! Someone start a rumor that they’re on the rocks because he refuses to go home with her.

OMG, I’m so seriously over it already. At this point, after TWO incorrect engagement reports, I’m not going to believe that the couple are getting married until either I hear it from them directly or until the wedding photos come out. Period. Even tho People magazine rarely gets these sort of things wrong and doesn’t ever (in my estimation) make up stories just for publicity, I was a bit suspicious that their report contained no official confirmations from either Gisele or Tom and/or their reps. That was the the one sticky wicket that gave me pause when their report came out last week. No engagement, not yet … mebbe not ever … who the hell knows. If I were you, I’d take back that toaster you may have picked up for the pair at your local Crate & Barrel.

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