Archive for January 23rd, 2009

Victoria Beckham Likes Her Fake Fur To Look Really Real

Real or no real?
Friday, January 23rd, 2009

Vicki B., who is finally making her way back home to the US after a quick trip to Milan, Italy to ensure that her husband David Beckham is behaving himself … and to attend a few Milan Fashion Week shows, made a grand arrival at the Milan Airport yesterday wearing a very ostentatious and awfully lifelike fur coat that is supposedly faux. Here are a couple pics of VB and her coat, which really does resemble the dead carcass of a once-living animal, making her way into the airport … looks real, huh?


I mean, I suppose if one were in the mood to wear a faux fur coat, one would want said coat to look as lifelike (deadlike?) as possible … otherwise, why go for the look in the first place. I can’t say that I find the fur (fake or not) very attractive cuz, as I mentioned above, it really does look like she’s wearing a splayed, yet fluffy dead animal around her neck and shoulders. But, I’m sure, we can take comfort in the knowledge that the fur coat is genuinely faux. In regards to the massively oversized purse …


… Yeah, that would be a bona fide, authentic Hefty bag.

[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]

Sienna Miller Claims Her Boobs Are Fake, Her Director Disagrees

She said/He said regarding the new movie 'G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra'
Friday, January 23rd, 2009

Sienna Miller is back in the goss news again but this time it has nothing to do with any philandering with the still-married Balthazar Getty OR the very-married Cillian Murphy. This time, she’s making headlines regarding her new film G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra … imagine that. According to Sienna, she was approached by G.I. Joe director Stephen Sommers to amplify her breast region (with prosthetic breast enhancers that she described as looking like a couple of “chicken fillets”) so that she could more fully fill out her skin-tight Baroness costume, allegedly telling her “I like girls with big boobs”. Somers is refuting that claim and tells Entertainment Weekly that he said no such thing and that everything you see of her boob region in the film is all Sienna Miller. Honestly, I kinda believe Sienna on this one:


Stephen Sommers (The Mummy) tells EW that he did not insist that Sienna Miller’s breasts be enhanced for his forthcoming action movie G.I. Joe. A widely circulated news story quotes the British actress (pictured, in G.I. Joe) as saying that, in the film, she wears, “a tight black leather outfit. And much bigger boobs…. They gave me these things that looked like chicken fillets. The director said, ‘I’m gonna be honest, I like girls with big boobs,’ and I don’t have them so we made them bigger…. At least he’s honest. But I was mildly offended.” Sommers says he was aware of the story –- we suppose you could say he kept abreast of the situation -– but claims it is untrue. “Everybody here laughed because they know I would NEVER say that to an actress,” says the filmmaker. “I guess the costume department gave her a tight fitting bra, but no one gave her rubber breasts or whatever. It is 100 percent Sienna Miller.”

HMMM. Do I believe that Stephen Somers is a misgynistic pig? No. Do I believe that he prolly insisted that Sienna’s breasts be enhanced for the film … yes, I do. G.I. Joe is marketed to young men and is based on the comic book ideal that all women have enormously plump and perky breasts at all times. I gotta say that, despite his claims to the contrary, I can absolutely believe that the “chicken fillets” were forced on Sienna Miller. After all, why in the world would she make such a claim in the first place if it weren’t true? Nothing about what she said paints her in a particularly positive light. While I do believe that Somers (or someone high up on the food chain) insisted on the amplification, I can see why he (or they) would not want a story like this to get out. It’s one of the oldest games in Hollywood — women are objectified.

In other G.I. Joe news, Somers (prolly really trying to change the subject of Sienna’s alleged fake boobs) reveals that he was inspired by the underwater fight scene in the James Bond film Thunderball and that he put in an even more epic underwater fight scene in his new movie, saying:

“In a very contemporary way, G.I. Joe is inspired by the memory of the kind of movies I saw when I was younger. I remember being in the theater for Thunderball and the big underwater battle at the end of that movie just blew my socks off. In G.I. Joe, there’s an underwater battle under the polar icecap that’s Thunderball times 10!”

This is good news, I think. I wonder who will be fighting who underwater. I wonder if there’ll be any male enhancements featured in the film as a result. Mebbe we’ll be hearing that Channing Tatum was asked to stuff a “banana”-like thing in his tight underwater pants for effect. I can’t wait to see and make that determination for myself.

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Jennifer Lopez Does Spanish ‘Marie Claire’ Magazine

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Friday, January 23rd, 2009

La Diva Latina, who was seen making the rounds in Washington DC earlier this week to celebrate the inauguration of our new president, Ms. Jennifer Lopez is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Spanish Marie Claire magazine. The coverstory headline reads, La Mama Mas Sexy Del Mundo or The Sexiest Mom in the World … here is her coverphoto:


I understand that J. Lo was photographed in fashions by Dolce & Gabbana by Max Cardelli and dishes to the mag about the new as-yet-untitled new album that she is working on. Finding inspiration in her twin babies (who turn 1 year old this Spring), Lopez confesses to the mag that she brings Max and Emme into the studio with her when she’s recording. I’ve yet to find an English translation of the interview but I believe that Spanish readers can find the mag on newsstands now. After the jump, check out the photos that accompany this informative coverstory …

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Bromance On The Set Of ‘Sherlock Holmes’

Get a room!
Friday, January 23rd, 2009

Director Guy Ritchie and film star Robert Downey, Jr. were lookin’ quite the cozy pair on the Brooklyn, NY set of Sherlock Holmes yesterday … the guys were literally joined at the hip as they greeted photogs in one another’s arms … behold:


Mebbe the guys were off to braid one another’s hair and paint one another’s toenails … or mebbe something more serious. Whatever the case may be, they do make a very handsome couple. The only thing missing from this equation that would make for a hawtter sight would be big injection of Jude’stache — right betwixt these two strapping dudes. HMMM. And suddenly, I’m having all sorts of naughty images of master detective Sherlock Holmes and his able-bodied assistant/side-kick Dr. Watson doing really bad things with long, curvy smoking pipes and things. Yeah, didn’t mean to take things there … let’s digress. I’m sure Guy and Robert were just heading off to separate destinations and were only hugging one another goodbye … as some men do at the end of a long, hard day of work. EEP! I have to stop now.

[Photo credit: Splash News]

Shia LaBeouf Shows His Furry Face

Not quite a porn'stache ... but close
Friday, January 23rd, 2009

Earlier today we saw a few photos of Shia LaBeouf proudly walking the streets of SoCal with a large paper bag covering his entire head. I commented that of the dudes in Hollywood (unlike Marc Anthony), Shia is not the kind of person you’d want to see with his head hidden by a paper bag … which is why I’m happy to post these other new photos of an unpaperbagless yet much facially haired Shia enjoying a nice lunch with a few friends at Papoo’s Hot Dog Show in Burbank, CA … check ‘em out:


Now that’s more like it … and while I wouldn’t necessarily classify his facial hair in the porn’stache genus, I do think it is of the same family. The beard and ’stache give him a bit of a mature look … which works for him. And now that he’s boldly going out sans paper bag, well, we can take notice and admire. He does still look a bit sad in the third pic … looks like he could use a hug. Anyone out there willing to help him out with that?

[Photo credit: X17]

Off The Radar

The TV Guide
Friday, January 23rd, 2009

I’m calling an early weekend today … I am planning on getting work done as soon as possible today so that I can officially get my grand weekend plans started … plans that include a whole lotta nothin’, coupled with a heap load of nada. The forecast is for a chillly, wet weekend and I am really not interested in participating. Sorry, Mother Nature, ain’t gonna have it. Instead, I’ll prolly be quietly taking care of biz here at home … packing, cleaning, reading, etc. Next weekend is my big move and I’m hoping to conserve as much energy as I can so that I’ll be ready for the stress.

It is my sincere hope that all y’all have yourself a truly fabulous weekend, no matter where you are and what you’ve got planned. As for me, I’m gonna keep it plain and simple. Sometimes, boring is best.

Les News, 012309

NY has a new Senator, Kelly O in rehab again, 'The Hills' gettin' sued for being fake
Friday, January 23rd, 2009