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16 year old Miley Cyrus managed to surgically remove 20 year old underwear model and manfriend Justin Gaston from her hip and stepped out in her Toluca Lake, CA neighborhood yesterday with only a couple of girl BFFs in tow. Wearing a pair of hideously fringed blue suede boots couple with a lame pair of ripped leggings, Miley and co. were all smiles for the paps who happily followed their every move:

I suspect that Justin was left home clutching his tear-stained Hannah Montana pillow lamenting the fact that he was forced to spend an afternoon away from Miley … and the alluring glare of the paparazzi flashbulbs. Poor guy. I hope he’ll be OK. You know, something tells me that he’ll be just fine … and back in her company in no time. A couple of new Jiley photos of the pair lookin’ all coupley made their way to my inbox after surfacing on Facebook this week. After the jump, check out a couple of really cozy photos of Miley and Justin muggin’ for the camera …

Zuma Nesta Rock, newborn son to Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, emerged on the streets of SoCal yesterday in the arms of his moms and in the company of his dad and older brother Kingston James McGregor. As you may recall, yesterday we saw a few photos of Kingston, all dolled up in a superhero outfit, out the day before with his nanny proudly showing off his very own Blackberry mobile phone. Not to be outdone, Zuma was proudly showing off his new blingin’ jewelry on yesterday’s outing:

I don’t know if this means that ID bracelets are gonna make a fashion comeback but Gwen Stefani does have a knack for starting new fashion trends … I wouldn’t be surprised if her kiddies ended up possessing the same powers of persuasion. We’ll have to see if other kiddies in Hollywood start rockin’ the bling.

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Last night I met up with Steph and Alek and cajoled them into going out for a bite to eat at Outback Steak House so that they could FINALLY partake of the wonder that are Aussie Cheese Fries. The guys have heard about them but were never able to partake … and last night was the night:

Clearly, they got hooked. Our fries were delivered quickly and were totally finished off with in minutes … 5 minutes, I think. Yes, we’re kinda disgusting but we’re OK with it. You will note that Steph managed to stay out of every photo that we snapped yesterday … smart man.

After dinner, we decided to see a movie and settled down to watch the touching Holocaust movie The Boy in the Striped Pajamas:

Man, what can I say about this film … touching and sad, innocent and heartbreaking — it’s really a pretty amazing film. Other Holocaust-themed films are getting some attention this Awards Season (The Reader for being so good, Vaklyrie for being so bad) and I feel it’s an absolute crime that this movie is not getting the attention it deserves. The Boy in the Striped Pajamas takes a look at the horrors of the Holocaust thru the innocent eyes of young children and has a shocking ending that I don’t think anyone could’ve predicted. Young actors Asa Butterfield (who plays the protagonist Bruno) and Jack Scanlon (who plays Shmuel) give really quite stunning performances. In fact, Asa‘s performance is just as solid as any adult lead actor I’ve seen all year. I was just astounded at how well he was able to effectively convey the innocence necessary for his role. I was really taken by the unique way this story was told. Thru the eyes of children, many things don’t make sense and, in some cases, innocence really is bliss. This film is quite moving and absolutely heartbreaking. I wouldn’t recommend this film for a fun night out at the movies but I do feel it is a story that everyone should watch.

This afternoon, S&A and I are planning to head up to Griffith Park Observatory to snap some pics (I am still very much on my Polaroid kick) and catch a show at the planetarium (the Frenchies have never seen a show at Griffith Park) so I’m really looking forward to that. It’s warm and sunny and still the weekend. Ain’t life grand?

• Spike Lee makes his Sundance debut at long last.
• Amy Winehouse plans to start her own record label.
• Kendra Wilkinson is sorry she hurt Hugh Hefner.
• Tom Cruise reveals that he grew up “always wanting to kill Hitler”.
• The Watchmen movie will open on March 6.
• Bruce Springsteen‘s new album Working on a Dream will debut on NPR tomorrow.
• Samantha Mumba is 26, Jason Segel (How I Met Your Mother) is 29, Christian Burns of BBMak is 36 and Jonathan Davis of Korn is 38 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Rupert Grint is not looking forward to snogging in the upcoming Harry Potter movie.

It’s time again for the Hot Dude of the Week and this time around we’ve got another hawt infusion of manflesh to greet us on this lovely Sunday morn … say hello to Dan:

Normally I am NOT a fan of dudes with spare tires but I think I can make an exception in Dan‘s case. Nice abs, nice tan, nice profile … this week’s Hot Dude has got it all. I could do without the frosted tips but, meh, who’s complainin’? I’d have Dan change my flat any day of the week … wouldn’t you? Enjoy!!

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Morrissey has got a new music video out for the first single from his new album Years Of Refusal which is due out on February 17. Here are a few screencaps from his new single and music video I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris:

I’ve been fortunate enough to be able to preview the album in full and, honestly, I wasn’t immediately wowed. It took me a few listens to really get into the disc but I’m totally on board with it now. It does sound a bit like his previous albums, which is good but (on the negative side) sometimes just sounds like more of the same. After the jump, check out the video for I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris and judge for yourself …

It doesn’t look like Madonna is going to let a little ol’ thing like divorce come between her family’s need to be together to get their church on. Maddy and her kiddies (Lola, Rocco and David Banda) hooked-up with daddy Guy Ritchie at the Kabbalah Centre in NYC yesterday and everyone was all smiles … check it out:

Maddy and the children have been in NYC a lot lately, which is normal since that is where I understand she plans to life full-time once her divorce from Guy is totally and completely signed, sealed and delivered. Guy, too, has been in NYC for the past week or so since the movie he’s directing, Sherlock Holmes, is currently in production in Brooklyn, NY. It’s really great to see that the Ciccone-Ritchie clan can keep it together even tho they are legally separating. It looks a lot like Madonna and Guy plan to remain good friends even after the divorce is a done deal … which bodes well for their children. I guess it’s true what they say about the family that Kabbalahs together.

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It ain’t often when I can honestly say that Paris Hilton looks cute. In recent weeks, she’s been terrifying us with both her newest mode of transportation and her wonky eye so now that she’s actually rockin’ a cute look, well, I guess it’s a bit newsworthy (at least, by our standards) and worthy of mentioning. Paris has made her way to Utah this weekend to attend the Sundance Film Festival and was spotting making a showy getaway while wearing a really cute kitty beanie cap:

Yeah, I realize that this isn’t earth-shattering news but the hat is cute … even on Paris Hilton. And besides, who doesn’t love a good pussy joke?

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Tour prep continues for Britney Spears this weekend as she and her mama Lynne Spears were spotted making their way into a rehearsal studio this weekend to continue work on her upcoming concert tour The Circus starring Britney Spears. As you may recall, earlier this week we saw a few insider photos of Britney engaged in dance rehearsals with her troop of dancers so we know that she’s been bizzy. BreatheHeavy.com is reporting that folks putting together Britney‘s tour are working to have Madonna make a guest appearance in the show much like Britney guested in Madonna‘s Sticky & Sweet World Tour last year. If true, this is the best tour spoiler that I’ve heard from Britney‘s upcoming tour yet. Here are a couple pics of Britney and Lynne as they made their way into the studio yesterday and the rumored information about Madonna‘s alleged appearance in Britney‘s show:

Britney and Madonna are doing an exclusive scene together! “It features the song ‘If U Seek Amy’, in which Madonna is the character ‘Amy’ and Britney is running after her. First there will be a video playing and then Britney will come out and sing and then, only in Los Angeles, Madonna will come out for the last part … It has been negotiated and confirmed. They are set to shoot it by February 10th. Britney has said she is ‘over exited to be coming back to the stage’ and gave her ideas for the sets of many numbers.”

While I really love this idea, I fear it’s too good to be true. Without some sort of confirmation (which should come at least by February 10, as this rumor suggests) I’m gonna hold off on believing this particular report. Even if Maddy doesn’t appear in video form during the show (even tho she should since Britney fans would eat that shizz up!), I really do hope that she makes an appearance on stage with Britney here in LA. Britney was kind enough to make the cameo for Madonna, hopefully she’ll do the same. In any regard, work continues on tour prep … with Madonna or not, the show sounds like it’s going to be amazing. In just about two moths, Britney Spears is gonna show us what she’s got. I can’t wait.

So what do y’all think … would you like to see Madonna make a guest appearance on Britney‘s tour?

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David Beckham, who is currently in Milan, Italy where he temporarily signed with AC Milan to play professional soccer with them while his real team the LA Galaxy and the entire MLS League are on 2 month hiatus, has been very bizzy this weekend. Yesterday he made his “home” debut with AC Milan as the team took on Fiorentina in an Italian league match-up. Earlier today, Becks attended the Emporio Armani Menswear fashion show, bringing his hawtness along for the ride … but first things first. Here are a few photos of Becks in action with AC Milan and they battled Fiorentina yesterday … Becks and the garcons went on to win with a final score of 1-0:

David Beckham made his home debut for AC Milan on Saturday, playing 81 minutes in a 1-0 victory over Fiorentina in Italian league action. Beckham, on loan from the Los Angeles Galaxy, is aiming stay sharp in hopes of earning a spot on the English national team. He played his first Serie A match a week ago. He had a busy night on the right side of midfield before being replaced by defender Philippe Senderos. Just before halftime, Beckham had an excellent chance to score his first with the club. The ball was worked across to him on the right side of the penalty box, but goalkeeper Sebastien Frey was able to push his low shot away for a corner kick. Alexander Pato scored in the seventh minute for the only goal in what many expect to be Kaka’s last game before joining Manchester City for more than US$130 million. At the start of the second half, Kaka had three good opportunities, but each time the Fiorentina defence was able to block his shots. The win leaves Milan in third place, six points behind leader Inter Milan and two behind Juventus. Both teams play Sunday.

As you may recall, Becks made his debut with AC Milan on January 6, then his Italian League debut on January 12 and yesterday’s game was his home debut game in Milan — I think that should do it for Becks and his AC Milan firsts. Thus far, Becks is really holding his own with his new team … I’m sure his new bosses are very happy to have him aboard.

Earlier today fashionista (or is it fashionister?) Becks and his sexy ass were on hand to attend the Emporio Armani Menswear Autumn/Winter 2009/10 fashion show in Milan, Italy and he just so happened to pause to pose for a few photos before he made his way into the show to check out the duds. In fine Becks style, he was all dolled up in a sharp suit (most likely, Armani) and looked to die for, as he is wont to do … behold:

A soccer game one day, a fashion show the next … with all this running around, how is he able to conserve his energy for the fields of play? He’s just that talented, I guess. It sounds like he’s having a great time over there … which I suppose is good to hear. I just hope he doesn’t get too used to stuff over there. We miss him back here in SoCal. Ya hear that Becks? Come home soon!!!

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