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Welp … it was bound to happen sooner or later … the fairytale love affair betwixt Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil has finally run its course. Blake, who is currently STILL incarcerated in prison for attempting to pervert justice, has instructed his lawyers to begin divorce proceedings to end his marriage to troubled chanteuse Amy … they are dunzo, y’all!

Jailbird Blake Fielder-Civil has instructed a lawyer to begin divorce proceedings against Amy Winehouse after seeing pictures of the singer cavorting with another man in the Caribbean. Celebrity lawyer Henri Brandman told MailOnline that Blake had instructed him to launch the action on the grounds of Amy’s adultery. It is thought that Blake will go for half of Amy’s £10 million fortune. The move comes as loved-up Amy told a Sunday newspaper that she has finally kicked her drug habit. The star also admitted that she had “forgotten I’m even married” to Blake, claiming “our whole marriage was based on doing drugs”. The Back To Black singer is enjoying an extended Caribbean break on the paradise island of St Lucia and has been photographed kissing and cuddling 21-year-old Josh Bowman. She told the News of the World that she was off drugs for good and that public schoolboy Josh was her new drug. Contrary to earlier reports that she was waiting for Blake to join her on the island, the singer told the newspaper: “I love it here and have never felt so happy. In fact, I don’t think I’m ever going home. Especially as I met Josh here. He couldn’t be more different from my husband, which isn’t a bad thing.” She also branded Blake ‘rubbish in bed’, adding, “Almost every time I slept with him it was like I was dead”. During her stay at the luxury Le Sport resort in St Lucia, Amy told the newspaper how pictures of her at the height of her drug addiction had ‘horrified’ her. “My skin was a spotty mess and I was so pale and skinny. I thought to myself, ‘Girl, you got to sort yourself out or you’ll be dead soon.’ I was depressed, doing drugs and had no life in me at all. Coming here has changed everything.” Amy and Blake married in May 2007 in a surprise ceremony in the less-than-glamorous Miami-Dade County marriage licence bureau in Florida. The union angered Amy’s parents, Mitch and Janis. A series of setbacks then followed, with Blake being jailed for assault and trial fixing and Amy being filmed allegedly smoking a crack pipe. She has also been in and out of hospital after suffering what her representatives described as allergic reactions to prescription drugs. In December, Blake was sent back to jail – where he remains – having failed a drugs test.

Honestly, I believe that the dissolution of this marriage is prolly the best thing for both of them. They were doomed from the start and would prolly only regress back to their dangerous behavior if they did end up staying together. Amy hasn’t looked this healthy in ages and if her comments are to be taken seriously, then she is finally on the right path to a happy and long life ahead. Irregardless of whether or not she remains involved with hottie Josh Bowman, I think a clean break from Blake is the best way to move forward. Not that I’m trying to sanction his actions but it really looks as if Blake‘s life just got ruined by being involved with Amy Winehouse. Sure he made some stupid decisions but had he not been involved with Amy in the first place, I don’t think he’d be in prison now … at least, not for the crimes he’s been committed of. Sadly, news of this divorce is prolly the best news for the both of them.

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Here are a few pics of Brad Pitt out for a ride on his new motorcycle earlier this week. As a fan of big boy toys, Brad has a few sets of wheels to entertain himself with … but I don’t recall seeing him on this particular bike before. Come to think of it, this new bike looks an awful lot like the bike that Batman used in The Dark Knight (well, except for the lack of front-end weaponry) … coincidence?

I wouldn’t put it past Braddy to purposely get his hands on a motorcycle that resembled the Batpod … I mean, what’s the use of having all of that fame and wealth if you don’t fancy yourself a bit of a superhero, right? Considering that this motorbike prolly cost a fraction of what was spent on Victoria Beckham‘s Xmas gift from her hubby David Beckham, I think it’s fine for Brad to have a toy like this. I’m just glad he opted out of getting the matching cape to go with it.

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Yesterday was a GLORIOUSLY warm and sunny day here in SoCal. After all the cold weather I braved back in Detroit, MI and NYC, NY in recent weeks, yesterday was truly a gift from the gods. Temps reached the 80s and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky … therefore, Steph, Alek and I decided to make a day of it at the beach. We made our way out to Venice Beach and had the time of our lives:

After a great lunch at the Sidewalk Cafe, we rented some bikes and made our way from Venice up to Santa Monica and back. Of course, we had to stop for an impromptu photoshoot in the sand … it was just really, really fun. Days like yesterday are prime examples why this is the one place in the world where I am happiest :) Having great friends to share LA with is just the icing on the cake. Because it is still January, the sun set really early in the evening so we made our way back to S&A’s to relax before some of their friends came over to hang out for a bit. We decided to grab a bite to eat before calling it a day, capping off a truly fabulous day.

This evening, I’m meeting up for dinner with my dear Danielle and then I’m not sure what’s going on after … I know that both the season premiere of 24 AND the Golden Globes are both airing tonight. Fortunately, I have already been able to watch the first 4 hours of 24 so I’ll prolly be watching the Globes. I hope all y’all had a truly fabulous weekend … I really, really enjoyed mine :)

Oh yes, and I’ll have good news to share tomorrow!

• Don’t forget, the Golden Globes air on NBC tonight.
• Don’t forget, 24 returns on FOX tonight with a new season of awesomeness.
• Kanye West wants to have less fans.
• Amy Winehouse claims that she is “off” drugs.
• Melissa Auf Der Maur to debut a new short film at Sundance.
• Scientologists come to John Travolta‘s defense.
• Harlow Winter Richie-Madden is 1, Mary J. Blige is 38, Tom Dumont of No Doubt is 41, Vicki Peterson of The Bangles is 51 and Naomi Judd is 63 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Mel B. wants Dannii Minogue‘s job.

Time again for our weekly dose of hawt man-ness when we gawk and gander at the Hot Dude of the Week. No frills, no extraneous nonsense … just manmeat, plain and simple. Say hello to Raymond:

Do try and not pay attention to the really bad baggy jeans and focus, instead, on Raymond‘s commitment to staying physically fit as is evident by his hawt bod. Arms, pecs, abs … it looks as if Raymond has really put in the hours at the gym required to chisel one’s body just so. It’d be a shame if all of that hard work were for naught so I think we’re all doing him a favor, nay, our DUTY to admire his form. I, for one, am up for the task … aren’t you? Enjoy!!

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Madonna was snapped making her way out of the trendy NYC celebrity hotstpot the Waverly Inn last night on the arm of photographer Steven Klein (who, you may recall, has worked with Madonna on many projects … most recently on her W magazine photoshoot down in Brazil where she met model toyboy Jesus Luz) and, it must be said, was lookin’ pretty fine in the process. Here are a couple pics of the BFFs as they emerged together:

I was unaware that Steven Klein was such a sexy beast … and Maddy, well, she was lookin’ all kinds of hawt — and happy to be with her friend. I dunno … they look pretty chummy. I’m sure they were just talking biz or whatevs but … you never know ;)

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16-year old Miley Cyrus and her 20-year old manfriend Justin Gaston stepped out for a bit to eat here in SoCal yesterday and were spotted making their way out of a local City Wok eatery together … and wouldn’t you know it, the couple were, once again, wearing matching outfits. Couldn’t you just puke?

You may recall that the couple were snapped wearing matching Hannah Montana t-shirts on Xmas morn just a few of weeks ago … so it looks like this matching outfits thing is a favorite pastime for Jiley. It also looks like Justin is growing his hair out as long as he can so that he can start braiding it like Miley braids her hair. Ah, young lurve. Again, I ask you, couldn’t you just puke?

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Victoria Beckham is a very lucky woman. Not only is she married to arguably the hottest soccer player on Earth, one David Beckham, but she’s also married to a guy who is willing to spend £80,000 on a single gift for her to show his appreciation and love for her … in the form of an Hermès Birkin Himalayan handbag. Whether it’s love or overly exaggerated wasteful spending, Becks decided that his wife was worth owning one of the most exclusive purses in the world … which she happily showed off at Becks‘ debut soccer match as a new member of Italian soccer team AC Milan earlier this week:

CHUFFED VICTORIA BECKHAM shows off her Christmas prezzie from husband DAVID — an £80,000 HANDBAG. The diamond-studded Birkin Himalayan by designer Hermes is one of only three in the world. It cost £10,000 more than a flat up for sale in Victoria’s home town of Harlow, Essex. Posh, 34, showed off her new piece of kit for the first time as Becks made his debut for AC Milan in Dubai. It is named after British-born French actress JANE BIRKIN and has hundreds of diamonds, including a three-carat sparkler on the lock. The bag cost nearly a week’s pay for Becks, 33, while he is playing for Milan — and he and his team-mates looked like fashion victims in Rome yesterday as they wore matching Dolce & Gabbana jackets. A source said: “It’s not as easy as everyone would think for David buying his missus a present every year. She is the woman with everything. But David knows the French fashion house is her favourite and he sorted the gift in Los Angeles from one of the few powerful fashion buyers who could get one. She was delighted, a relief at that price.” Customers must wait six years for some Birkin pieces. But the waiting list for the Himalayan is closed — and those already on it have to wait four years.

Damn. That’s one pricey accessory. I cannot imagine carrying around a bag that is equal to the cost of an entire home but, then again, I cannot imagine what it must be like to be married to David Beckham either. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again … Vicki B. is one lucky beyotch!

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Prince Harry is doing a lot of apologizing today after a video of the young prince on duty in Afghanistan surfaced yesterday that showed the prince saying some very racially insensitive things. News of the World managed to score a home video, apparently recorded by Prince Harry on his own video camera, of the prince narrating a short clip and is heard referring to a fellow soldier named Ahmed as his “little Paki friend” — which I now understand that in the UK is as offensive as using the “N” word here in the US. Later on in the tape he also uses the term “raghead” when he sees a Caucasian soldier friend wearing a head covering on his head. The video goes on to show other shenanigans on the prince’s part but it’s the Paki and raghead remarks that have him scrambling to undue some of the damage done by the remarks:

ROYAL rebel Prince Harry today stands accused of racism in a bombshell home video as he swaggers in front of his army comrades. The soldier prince pours shame on the Royal Family as he calls an Asian squaddie “our little Paki friend” and tells another officer cadet jokingly wearing a camouflage veil off duty: “Fuck me, you look like a raghead”—an offensive term for an Arab. Harry, 24, third in line to the throne, also mocks the Queen—who is Commander-in-Chief of the British Army—while acting out a mobile phone call to her in front of other cadets at a field camp in Cyprus. They laugh out loud as the disrespectful Prince pretends to get bored talking to his grandmother and dismissively hangs up on her saying: “Send my love to the corgis. I’ve got to go, got to go, bye. God Save You . . . yeah, that’s great.” He even jokes about the colour of his pubic hair with one soldier in the middle of giving orders. Last night Clarence House issued an APOLOGY for his behaviour in the shocking video diary—in which Harry is often behind the camera giving a foul-mouthed commentary. Extracts from the shock video can be seen on only our website notw.co.uk And the Ministry of Defence said last night: “This sort of language is not acceptable in a modern army.” His sick remarks will not only have infuriated the Queen but could also increase tensions with Islamic groups in the UK who were outraged that he went to fight and kill Muslims in Afghanistan. And they will mortify Army chiefs trying to recruit soldiers from Britian’s ethnic minorities. The film was made in 2006, just a year after Harry was shamed for wearing a Nazi swastika at a fancy dress party and forced to make a grovelling apology.

I am not even going to begin to try rationalize Harry‘s remarks, they’re pretty deplorably insensitive. I can only imagine that while on military duty, soldiers tend to cut up with one another in order to defray the cautious stress that comes from being in danger. I suspect, too, that Harry was prolly trying to joke around and “be cool” with his friends (something dumb guys do all the time) … again, not an excuse. I did find the part of the video funny when he pretends to talk to his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, on the phone saying, “God save you”. That bit was funny, I thought. It was also nice of Harry to confirm to the world that his pubes are also ginger, just like the hair on his head. Nice chap. After the jump, watch the video in full for yourselves so you can see and hear just what has gotten Harry in so much hot water today …

Well, they did it … they finally tied the knot! Congratulations goes out to Kids Incorporated alum Stacy Ferguson (better known these days as Fergie Ferg) and former NSFW nude model and Las Vegas star Josh Duhamel on the happy occasion of their wedding nuptials which took place in Malibu, CA yesterday evening. Here are a couple arial photos of the assembled wedding party and guests at the Church Estates Vineyards in Malibu where the happy couple got hitched:

In a white fantasy wedding, Fergie and Josh Duhamel were married Saturday under magnolia trees filled with thousands of white roses, PEOPLE confirms. The Black Eyed Peas singer, 33, wearing a Dolce & Gabbana gown, and the actor, 36, tied the knot at the Church Estates Vineyards in Malibu. Fergie carried a bouquet of white flowers studded with crystals as the couple exchanged H. Stern rings engraved with personal messages. Ten bridesmaids were dressed in contrasting black. Fergie’s specially-designed engagement ring featured a 4-carat brilliant cut diamond set amid other diamonds. A narrowed diamond wedding band completed the set. Duhamel’s ring was made of white gold with a brushed finish. The ceremony was followed by a reception in a tent decorated as a forest of trees, with the ceiling covered in lights. Among the invited guests were new parents Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell, Mario Lopez, Stacy Keibler, Kid Rock, Slash, Kate Hudson (Fergie’s costar in her upcoming movie Nine), the members of Black Eyed Peas including will.i.am, and Duhamel’s Las Vegas costars James Caan, Molly Sims and Vanessa Marcil. Also expected were Duhamel’s family, who flew in from his home state North Dakota. “His family are so excited,” says a friend of the couple. “They really love Fergie and are so happy to welcome her to the family.” Fergie, aka Stacey Ferguson, who has been working out to prepare for her wedding, “has lost all the weight,” says a source. “She looked amazing.”

Awww … so glad that they finally said their I Dos. As you may recall, Fergie and Josh hosted a co-ed bachelorette/bachelor party for a few friends earlier this week and partied the week away leading up to yesterday’s wedding ceremony. The couple have been together for some time now so it’s nice that they’ve sealed the deal. Much love and congrats goes out to the happy couple! They have the honor of having the first major (and public) celebrity wedding of 2009!

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