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Here is our first look at the first teaser poster released for the upcoming Transformers movie sequel Revenge of the Fallen which is due out this summer:

Yahoo! Movies has debuted the new poster for Michael Bay’s Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, opening in conventional theaters and IMAX on June 26. The anticipated sequel stars Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Kevin Dunn, Julie White, John Benjamin Hickey, Ramon Rodriguez, Isabel Lucas and John Turturro.

EEEEEEERIE, ain’t it? It looks like Megatron, leader of the evil Decepticons, is seeing red and is lookin’ for … well, revenge! After the jump, check out a more detailed version of this poster which gives a more clear view of what the bad guy looks like …

Shia LaBeouf, who is still nursing an injured hand after his recent car accident and subsequent surgeries afterward, was spotted doing a bit of light reading at King’s Road Cafe in West Hollywood, CA yesterday with a friend (agent?) … it looks like Shia is looking over a new script for an upcoming film project:

Glad to see that Shia‘s still healing hand isn’t keeping him from planning new work ahead. Who knows what masterpiece of cinematic artistry Shia is lookin’ to feature in but whatever it is, I’m sure it’ll be a humdinger of an entertaining film.

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My BFF Sarah gave me the head’s up that Kid Rock‘s new music video for his song Roll On has been released and pays awesome homage to our hometown of Detroit, MI. The video was filmed entirely in Detroit and features many of the city’s most famous landmarks, including a scene where Kid Rock and his band perform in the Hitsville, USA studios — the birthplace of Motown music. Here are a few screencaps from his latest video:

Detroit has not been getting a lot of positive press in recent months but I’ve got mad love for Kid Rock for always staying true to our beloved hometown. I love Detroit with all my heart and it makes me very happy to see it paid the honor and respect that it deserves. After the jump, check out the music video for Roll On in full …

Pink reader Jennifer gave me the head’s up that Dexter co-stars and onscreen siblings Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter (who play Dexter and Deb Morgan respectively on the hit Showtime series) got hitched on New Year’s Eve! The couple were quietly wed in a secret elopement here in California and will make their public debut as a happily married couple this Sunday at the Golden Globe Awards:

They play brother and sister on “Dexter.” Now in real life, Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are husband and wife. Hall’s spokesman, Craig Bankey, said on Friday that the couple eloped in California on New Year’s Eve. They’ll walk the red carpet together at the Golden Globe Awards on Sunday — the first time publicly acknowledging their relationship. Hall, 37, and Carpenter, 29, just finished the third season of “Dexter,” the Showtime series in which Hall plays the murderous title character. They’ve been quietly dating for about a year and a half. At their wedding, Carpenter’s grandfather’s wedding band was attached to her bouquet of white roses.

OMG, I love it! Despite the marginally creepy (yet fictional) notions of incest that the marriage of these actors who play television siblings stirs up, I am very happy for the both of them. I’m not at all surprised that they chose to be wed in secret (after all, their entire romantic relationship has pretty much stayed off the celebrity radar from the beginning) … but I am a bit shocked that they decided to get married so soon. Meh, if they’re ready for wedlock then I with them all the best. Congrats, again, and much love to the happy couple!!

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Sad news to report this afternoon … A&E president Robert DeBitetto announced at a press panel today that Patrick Swayze, who has been courageously and successfully battling cancer in the past half year, has been admitted to the hospital after coming down with a bout of pneumonia:

Patrick Swayze has been hospitalized for pneumonia, the president of A&E announced at a panel Friday. “Patrick has asked that I tell you that he has checked himself into the hospital this morning for observation after coming down with pneumonia,” said A&E president and general manager Robert DeBitetto. “As anyone who has had a friend or family member that has undergone treatment for cancer, chemotherapy can take a toll on you immune system. Patrick did want me to tell you that he is very sorry he couldn’t be at panel this morning, but he plans to get back to promoting The Beast as soon as he is back on his feet.” In a ABC primetime special Wednesday, Swayze, 56, denied that he was on his deathbed but said he may have only two years to live. “I’d say five years is pretty wishful thinking,” said the actor, whose A&E series The Beast premieres next week. “Two years seems likely if you’re going to believe statistics. I want to last until they find a cure, which means I’d better get a fire under it.” Last year, the actor revealed he had Stage 4 pancreatic cancer. “Yeah, I’m scared. Yeah, I’m angry. Yeah, I’m [asking] why me,” he said. “Yeah, I’m all this stuff. You can bet that I’m going through hell,” he said. “And I’ve only seen the beginning of it.”

Patrick Swayze has already beat the odds and it looks as if he is showing no signs that he is giving up the fight. While this latest hospitalization is a bit scary, I’m sure he can find the fortitude to fight off this illness and get back on his feet. I urge y’all to send all your thoughts and prayers out to Patrick Swayze in the hopes of a speedy recovery.

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As I mentioned earlier today (and Twittered last night), Darion and I attended the LA premiere screening of the new Lionsgate horror film My Bloody Valentine 3D and had an absolute blast the entire evening. I cannot stress enough how much I loved this film … no lie, no exaggeration. The 3D elements in the flick are jaw-dropping and make for THE BEST TIME you’ll have at the movies all year. I promise, it’s that fun:

I understand that not every movie theater that will show this movie is equipped for 3D viewing so I URGE YOU to find the theater in your area that is showing this film in 3D to get the full effect. From the opening credits right to the very end of the closing credits, the entire movie is in 3D. Unlike traditional 3D movies, most of the 3Dness takes place in the screen (ie. as if you’re looking into the screen) but there are a lot of really fun gags where the 3D elements come out of the screen and into your face. Early on there is an eyeball gag that cues you in to how fun the movie is going to be. IT should be noted that there is a very lengthy and hilarious nude scene, featuring Betsy Rue, that is both funny and sexy … 3D boobs are not to be missed, I’m telling you. The movie is a very adequate horror film but there is also a Whodunit element that makes the intrigue exciting to the very end. The movie has so many fun 3D gags that I cannot list them all, you just have to see them for yourselves. Trust me on this one, you’ll scream, you’ll jump, you’ll have a blast … and make sure you stay til the very end of the credits :)

After the jump, check out a bunch of photos that Darion and I snapped at the afterparty with Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith and more …

• Congrats goes out to the University of Florida for winning the BCS Championship Game and the National College Football Title. Love goes out to my University of Oklahoma Sooners for playing a valiant game :)
• The Illinois House of Representatives formally impeaches Illinois Governor Rod R. Blagojevich, making him the first governor in Illinois history to be impeached.
• Charles Barkley was legally D-RUNK when he was arrested last week.
• Jessica Alba starts a new trend by wearing pajamas on the red carpet?
• Angelina Jolie is planning to work “a lot less”.
• An ex-Soprano gets 10 years in prison.
• Bono joins the writing staff of the New York Times.
• The US House of Representatives now utilizes gender-free language.
• The Oh La La boys do the Critic’s Choice Awards.
• Men’s Vogue magazine downgrades again.
• Amanda Bynes squeezes herself into a hot pink little number.
• Jessica Simpson‘s trout pout needs a lift.
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may not be spending a lot of time together, but Lindsay and little sister Ali Lohan have.
• Even Nicole Kidman is unimpressed with her performance in Australia.
• A.J. McLean of the Backstreet Boys is 31, Dave Matthews is 42, Crystal Gayle is 58 and Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin is 65 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• R. Kelly is finally divorced.
• The final season of ER gets 3 extra eps.
• Scott, from The Real World: Brooklyn, is already showing off his assets in a new underwear ad campaign. (NSFW)

Last week we got our first look at the new artwork for Kelly Clarkson‘s new single My Life Would Suck Without You which is the first single off of her then untitled album, due out later on this year. Today we learn that Kelly‘s new album has been titled All I Ever Wanted and we also get our first look at the album artwork:

Pretty swanky … I like the colors, not sure about the pleather jacket but Kelly rulz so I am not complaining. Amazon is taking pre-orders for the disc HERE, which is scheduled for a March 17 release date. I know there are quite a few folks (me, included) who are anxiously awaiting the release of this new album. I’m sure the disc will be great (Kelly is an amazing songwriter) but I wonder if it’ll be more distinctly pop/radio-friendly oriented (considering the hell her record label gave her over her last album). In any event, I’m very excited to hear Kelly‘s new stuff … methinks it will be a pop-heavy album — judging by the artwork for both the single and the album alone — we might be in for a really fun, dancey disc.

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Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo spent some quality male bonding time with his future ex-father-in-law Papa Joe Simpson as the pair were spotted enjoying a nice game of golf together here in SoCal this week. Here are a few pics of BFFs Tony and Papa Joe at the Weddington Gold & Tennis Club in Studio City, CA havin’ themselves a ball:

I can’t even imagine how much fun it must be to hang out with Papa Joe Simpson … he looks like a hoot! I’m sure the thing that Nick Lachey misses most about being married to Jessica Simpson is all the male bonding time he had to endure with Papa Joe. But, it should be said, in Joe‘s defense … he really has laid off on the creepy father/manager stuff in the past year or so. I was worried that his infamous meddling would interfere with Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz‘s relationship and, surprisingly enough, Papa Joe has been pretty hands off. Here’s hoping he’s has really decided to stop interjecting himself so forcefully into his daughter’s lives … and here’s hoping that Tony Romo isn’t being forced to hang out with Papa Joe against his will just to keep enjoying Jessica Simpson‘s goodies.

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Last May it was reported that Lindsay Lohan signed on to be the new face of Italian design company Fornarina, which is opening a new flagship store in NYC and hopes to crack the US market, and today we get our first look at some of the images shot for the Fornarina Spring/Summer ’09 campaign:

From the press release: Lindsay Lohan is the new model for Fornarina, the Italian fashion brand. The new campaign illustrates overwhelmingly feminine images in which Lindsay Lohan, described by Fornarina as “the Hollywood celebrity testimonial of the brand,” is the main protagonist: Young, beautiful, eclectic, with great talent and a great personality, Lindsay Lohan immediately appeared as one of the few in the show-biz able to represent the glamorous style of Fornarina. The unmistakable personality of Fornarina, the fascination of Lindsay Lohan and the intense light of Los Angeles that overflows the Stahl House, one of the most exclusive locations in Hollywood, have rendered it possible to have an extraordinary photographic campaign that expresses in the most absolute way, the DNA of the brand. The magnetic appeal of Lindsay’s poses, the suspended aerial transparency of glass views, the brightness of the light and the unmistakable skyline of Los Angeles, gave life to a perfect synergy between the Hollywood actress and the world of Fornarina world. A unique vision of femininity, a unique way to live fashion: Fornarina expresses the attitude of the ultimate rock-diva. The result is a precise and multi-faceted identity at the same time, able to cross the everyday life with that taste of exclusivity and fascination that a star only has: the Fornarina style. In order to live the most glamorous dream.

After seeing L. Lo‘s new Interview magazine February photospread yesterday, I’d have to say that this is her second amazing photospread of the week. It looks like the photos were shot here in SoCal (the smog in the background distance looks a lot like LA) but I’m not sure exactly when they were shot. As you may recall, Lindsay spent a couple of days in a private residence in the Hollywood Hills over the Summer shooting a photo campaign (she even tangoed with girlfriend Samatha Ronson in between takes) but I don’t think it was for this campaign. In any event, Linds has that All-American look that I think the campaign is going for … she looks great. I wonder what other new campaigns/photospreads are on the horizon for Miss Lindsay.

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