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Another day, another missive from Courtney Love … BUT this time, C. Love ain’t gettin’ her message across by randomly throwing words around and publishing them online on her official My Space profile blog … this time she’s communicating in a much less complicated manner:

Yeah, it’s not as fun as reading her blog but it’s just as Courtney. Hey, where’s that new album you promised us, Court?

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Here is the official artwork for Mariah Carey‘s new collection of songs titled The Ballads which features 18 of Mimi‘s greatest slow jam hits — 9 of them are #1 songs!

In celebration of this new collection of ballads, Mariah re-recorded one of her biggest #1 hit songs Hero for inclusion in this collection. Additionally, a new music video has been shot that shows Mariah in the studio as she sings this new version of the song. After the jump, check out the video in full …

When last we saw soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo he was hobbling and lounging about here in SoCal lookin’ extra fried and crispy after soaking up all of the California sun … but these days, the lad has returned to his normal color and to his home town of Funchal in Portugal as he lounged about poolside with his friends and manager Jorge Mendes … behold:

Lord, he looks so much better when he’s not sunburnt to within an inch of his life. Sure, I much prefer when Cris dons the speedos instead of the squarecut shorts but I am not complainin’. You gotta love how the staunchly Catholic Cristiano wouldn’t dream of stripping down to his skivvies without wearing his crucifix … he deffo has a style all his own. Here’s hopin’ Cristiano spends a bit more time on holiday in Funchal … that way, we might be able to see more photos of his hot bod in action.

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The freshly tattooed David Beckham made his game debut with his temporary new team AC Milan as they played a match against Hamburg SV in Dubai earlier today. As you may recall, Becks made his way to Dubai last week to begin training (that almost killed him, it seemed) with his new team in preparation for the new European Soccer season which gets underway this month. Here are a few pics of Becks, wearing the black and red of AC Milan, on the fields of play in Dubai during an exhibition game earlier today:

David Beckham had a quiet debut for AC Milan on Tuesday, exiting at halftime before the club beat Hamburg 4-3 in a penalty shootout after a 1-1 draw. The former England captain, on a three-month loan from the Los Angeles Galaxy, was greeted by a huge ovation before the exhibition match. Playing in a largely defensive role in midfield, Beckham displayed a few good touches with his famous right foot before being replaced by Mathieu Flamini. “Felt just like when I was at (Manchester) United, they had families here sitting with the kids and it brings back memories,” Beckham said. “It was exciting for me. Penalties aren’t the best way to win a game, but I’m glad that we won. AC Milan works very hard and I love working hard.” Ronaldinho gave Milan the lead from the penalty spot in the 62nd minute, but Collin Benjamin scored from close range to tie it five minutes later. Milan coach Carlo Ancelotti substituted for Beckham because of a lack of match fitness. “I think 90 minutes would have been too much for him because he hasn’t played for over two months,” Ancelotti said. “Beckham is obviously not playing at his best because of the absence from competitive action, but this last week was very good for him and I’m sure he can be better. “He is tactically a sound player and he plays for the team and was always making himself available during the match.” The 33-year-old Beckham’s one mistake came on a back pass to Paolo Maldini that was intercepted by Hamburg’s Ivica Olic, who had only goalkeeper Dida to beat before being brought down by Maldini. Beckham had a chance to score on a 39th-minute free kick, but his effort was headed away by the Hamburg wall. Mladen Petric of Hamburg missed an unmarked header in the 85th minute.

HMMMMMMMMMM … this sounds exactly like the way things go down when Becks plays here for the LA Galaxy. Lots of cheering and love from the crowd, a lackluster bit of running around on the field and then a quiet exit from the game before the end of play. I suspect it can’t be easy for Becks to just fit right in with a new team immediately but he does seem to need a lot of warm up time before he can actually be of any use to his soccer teams. Even tho this was an exhibition game, I would’ve liked to have seen the soccer stud shine a little more. His family, tho, I’m sure were very impressed with his performance … each member of his immediate family (ie. Victoria Beckham and sons Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz) were all in attendance at today’s game. After the jump, check out a few pics of the Beckham bunch in the stands in Dubai earlier today …

Sun! Warmth! Sun! Warmth! I’m back home in SoCal and I don’t even know what to do with myself with all of this sun … and warmth! Okay, so the temperature is not quite back up into the normal 70′s range that LA is known for but things are warming up and we should be back in the mid-70′s by the weekend … and I couldn’t be more thrilled. I am very much looking forward to spending a lot of time here in SoCal without having to jet off across the country to the cold Midwest or East Coast. Tho, I am still a bit sad about leaving David’s apartment yesterday:

As I mentioned yesterday, I said my final goodbyes to his amazing apartment and West Village building for good :( I really love that place and I’m gonna miss it immensely. But, somethings have to be left behind in order to move forward … which is exactly what we are doing.

This afternoon, I have a very important meeting in WeHo which, if it goes well, will prove to be another significant change for me … one that I am very excited for. But, I don’t want to jinx anything nor do I want to put the cart before the horse … so, in due time, more deets can be revealed. I’m just happy to be home again … it’s so sunny outside today … I can’t wait to get out there and enjoy it properly! Forward, ho!

• Alyssa Milano is gettin’ hitched.
• An official cause of death has been determined for the late Jett Travolta.
• Ex-marrieds P!nk and Carey Hart have the strangest relationship ever.
• Peace the Spork Out goes to Ron Asheton, guitarist for the famed punk band the Stooges.
• Ghosts I-IV by Nine Inch Nails was the Best Selling MP3 Album of 2008.
• Patricia Arquette and Thomas Jane are dunzo.
• The case for Fran Drescher to become the junior Senator from New York.
• The gayest commercials around.
• Vanessa Minillo talks to Oh La La Magazine about True Beauty.
• Gov. Blagojevich‘s appointee to represent Illinois in the US Senate gets turned away from the US Senate today.
• Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy hit the beach.
• Kate Hudson does the Late Show.
• Dead Man’s Bones (aka Ryan Gosling‘s band) is giving away the MP3 of their new single FOR FREE.
• Sean Penn and Josh Brolin get smoochy at the NY Film Critics Awards.
• Danny Pintauro (Who’s the Boss) is 33, John Singleton is 41 and Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) is 54 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Jaydiohead, you say?
• Charges against Josh Brolin have been dropped.
• I think I need to start watching iCarly.
• Trent Reznor reminds us that he’s got a present for us … soon.

Amy Winehouse spent another day in paradise down on the Caribbean isle of St. Lucia in the happy company of her new manhunk yesterday as the couple were spied enjoying one another’s company while lounging together on a hammock. It turns out that this mysterious, yet hawt fella has got a name (Joshua Bowman) … and a few things to say about his new friend Amy:

She is as well known for her shambolic lifestyle as for the undesirable company she keeps. Yet is seems a few weeks in the sun for Amy Winehouse is working wonders for both. The 25-year-old singer of such hits as Rehab has gained some much-needed nourishment on her Caribbean break – and also a healthy looking new boyfriend. The junkie singer, whose drug-addicted husband Blake Fielder-Civil is currently in jail for attempting to pervert the course of justice, has started up an unlikely romance with a strapping young public-school educated actor. The pair were pictured in a warm embrace on a Caribbean beach yesterday. Joshua Bowman, 21, has spent the past year busking for work in New York after “wanting to get out of London” following his private education at Wellington College in Berkshire, where boarding fees are £26,000 a year. Mr Bowman, who counts rugby international Danny Cipriani among his friends, said yesterday that he met Miss Winehouse while holidaying on the island of St Lucia. The couple soon struck up a close friendship and will remain there for another week. Mr Bowman said: “She’s just a cool girl, very nice, and we’re just very friendly. She’s a good laugh – she is such a lovely girl and on great form. I can’t say much more than that. I have been having a lovely time relaxing. It’s not been all party-party. I don’t drink much at all as it happens. It’s true to say that I’m a budding young actor. But I’d rather get my name out there because of my acting rather than who I’m being photographed with. I wasn’t waiting until there was a photographer on the beach to put my arm around Amy. I have been living in New York for the past year and have only just arrived back in the UK. I am just auditioning. I love the industry and I let’s see what happened in the future. I haven’t really done too much – just bits for TV but nothing major at all. Just bit parts at the moment. I am definitely not going to bring up as evidence of my acting credentials the shitty stuff that I have done so far.” He added: “I’m not a typical public school boy. I have a very eclectic mix of friends and I don’t like to be pigeonholed like that.” Mr Bowman has spent the past year on the books of a New York acting agency, Gersch, studying method acting at the Lee Strasburg Institute and “networking”.

Well, this Joshua dude has got a lot to say about his new friend Amy … and even more to say about himself. You know what … who the eff cares! He’s hawt and will most likely be the hottest guy that Amy Winehouse will ever be able to enjoy … so she should enjoy away! He is surely a step up from her presently incarcerated husband. I suppose all his chatter about his career does tend to paint his interest in Amy in a bit of a disingenuous light but … what the hell! They’re both on vacay … I say live it up!

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Kingston James McGregor, firstborn child of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, was spotted enjoying a little playdate with himself and only his nanny in tow at a park here in SoCal yesterday. Kingston looked happy to be sportin’ a nifty looking crocheted cap that surely kept his cute little head warm:

The kid deffo has his mother’s sense of style … this outfit looks like something she’d wear if she were playing with her … er, on a playdate. He’s a little doll … and so well-behaved, too!

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In the wake of the shocking news that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt‘s overhyped nuptials in Mexico back in November are not legal and that the couple failed to legalize their “marriage” upon returning to the US in the weeks following, Speidi are going on the record with In Touch Weekly magazine to discuss their ignorance of marriage law … as well as their solemn vow to really marry one day and broadcast it on television when the happy day arrives:

Spencer Pratt acknowledges that his marriage to Heidi Montag was fake — but only because he was uninformed. “I didn’t even know you have to legalize a wedding,” claims Spencer, who tied the knot with Heidi, 22, in a nonbinding ceremony on November 19 in Mexico. “I thought growing up, you say ‘I do’ and you’re married.” And Heidi agrees. “We had our elopement, and to me, that counts,” she said at Christian Audigier nightclub in Las Vegas on December 31, but she adds that they are now planning to make it official. “We’re going to have a bigger wedding for friends and family.” And it will be a major production. “We’ll definitely have it on TV because of the fans and haters,” vows Spencer.

Well, at least we can look forward to their “bigger wedding” that will be featured “on TV” cuz isn’t that what we all really want to see? Honestly, tho, I don’t know how they can expect to be taken seriously at all … they’ve been talking about this wedding for years and going so far as to fake a wedding for a little publicity only to have it turn out to be a sham of ridiculous proportions will do nothing to fortify any integrity that they have. Speidi are TV characters and should be treated as such … as far as Heidi and Spencer go, well, I’m pretty confident that they’ve got it all planned out perfectly. As long as The Hills continues to carry on, we’ll be hearing from these two by way of various shenanigans and photo ops. The ultimate coup will be if they actually get their own TV show. To be honest, my money says that they will … then those wedding bells will be ringin’ for real.

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Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County alum Kristin Cavallari stepped out on the town here in LA last night to get the celebrations underway for her 22nd birthday by takin’ the party to Hyde nightclub in 1980′s jazzercise dancewear last night. Here are a few pics of KC as she made her way out of the club and into the backseat of her driven vehicle where she immediately party pooped out:

Um, is it me or was the theme of KC‘s night out inspired by Heidi Montag‘s music video for Overdosin’? In case you forgot (or blocked it from your memory), Heidi released a music video over the summer wherein she wore an outfit that looked very much like the one that Kristin wore out last night … might there be a connection? In any event, the pink leotard looks really good on my girl Kristin. She has always been my fave of the Laguna Beach bunch … it’s nice to see her out and about again. Happy Birthday, Kristin!

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