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Miley Cyrus along with her folks Billy Ray and Tish and her Nana Cyrus spent the early part of their Sunday yesterday at church before they convened en masse at a restaurant afterward for lunch … as you might expect, Justin Gaston (the Cyrus family leech) was also in attendance at yesterday’s Cyrus family activities with Holy Bible in hand. HMMM … by the looks of the sitch, Nana Cyrus likes it when JG tags along … while Mama Cyrus don’t look too pleased:

Of course, all of this is pure speculation on my part … but Nana Cyrus looks like a randy old bird. I can see her wantin’ to cop of a feel of Justin‘s hot bod. Mama Tish, I must say, does look like she’s kinda over the omnipresence of Justin Gaston at every.single.family.outing. the Cyruses have whether they’re in LA, NYC, Tennessee, wherever! I can imagine that it would be tiresome to have a tagalong tagging along at every turn (even if he’s a hottie like Justin Gaston). It’s kinda like the family has adopted the lad like a stray … a stray that Miley really, really likes to have with her at all times. Ah, the power that those Disney kids can wield when they’re the family bread winner. Who knows if this Jiley thing will last the year but … and I’m only speculating here … I wouldn’t be surprised if someone got into a little trubs somewhere down the line. I’m just sayin’ …

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Huzzah! People magazine is reporting that Rebecca Romijn and hubby Jerry O’Connell are the proud parents of a pair of newborn twin baby girls who were born on December 28. According to Rebecca‘s rep, the girls are happy and healthy and have been named Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip:

Rebecca Romijn and husband Jerry O’Connell have welcomed healthy twin girls, PEOPLE has confirmed. Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip were born Dec. 28. “Mother, father and both girls are all home and doing well,” Romijn’s rep Lewis Kay told PEOPLE. They are the first children for the Ugly Betty actress, 36, and actor O’Connell, 34, who married at their Calabasas, Calif., ranch in 2007. The new mom, whose pregnancy cravings included lemonade and soy cream cheese, is planning a long maternity leave. “I’m taking quite a bit of time off,” Romijn told PEOPLE in November. “I really want this to be my job for at least the next six months” … “Jerry and I want to be very hands-on,” Romijn told PEOPLE. “My mom’s coming to help us as much as we need. But this is something we’re really looking forward to. I’m really excited to see what happens next and to visit a completely different chapter in my life.”

Aww … much congrats to the happy family! Tho, I’m not sure I’d be too pleased if my folks named me Tulip … even if it was my third name. But, omg, Dolly Rose! How cute is that?! Yeah, I guess we know which daughter will be more favored by her parents ;) All kidding aside, much love and congrats goes out to the Romijn-O’Connell family. Best of luck with a long and happy life with those little girls :)

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Courtney Love, who has recently been blogging about things as varied as Kim Kardashian‘s brother to RICO statues, was spotted out and about in Malibu, CA this weekend dressed to the 9′s (well, she kinda looked a right mess) and in the company of a mysterious-looking fellow (who might be her Head Administrator of My Space?) as they shopped and stopped (well, squatted really) for coffee. Here are a few pics of C. Love out on the town:

That’s a jaunty feather you’ve got tacked to your head, Court! And I really hope you’re just wearing bad make-up around your eyes otherwise, yeah, you should get some sleep. And because any post on Courtney Love would not be complete without an update from the very entertaining blog she’s got going on her official My Space profile, it pains me to pass along the info that Courtney‘s blogging days may soon come to an end! The Dickens, you say! After the jump, read what Courtney has to say on the matter …

Last month we heard about an alleged altercation that took place between Sharon Osbourne (wife of the self-professed Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne and host of VH1‘s reality TV show Rock of Love: Charm School) and Megan Hauserman (all-around VH1 reality TV fame whore) during the pre-taped Rock of Love: Charm School Reunion Special. At the time, Hauserman (who was wearing an arm sling at the time) informed TMZ that Osbourne had “attacked” her and later provided photos of wounds on Megan‘s head that were allegedly caused by Sharon. I was appalled that VH1 would allow such an “attack” to take place under their supervision and was aghast that the network still planned to air the “attack” on national TV. Last night, the Charm School Reunion Special did air and well … from what I saw, things did not go down exactly like Megan claimed they did. Here are a few screencaps leading up to the alleged “attack”:

Basically, Sharon made a snide comment about Megan and how she should never procreate (taking her bows after the audience erupted in raucous cheers) and Megan retaliated by saying something nasty about Ozzy Osbourne (it sounded like she alluded to Sharon having to clean up Ozzy‘s waste because he is unable to do it for himself or something like that). Sharon, mocking disdain, stood up to “compose herself” and reached back behind her chair to grab something … and then she went over to Megan and …