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Uh oh! Trubs in paradise for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson? L. Ron made their way to Miami, FL to celebrate the New Year together but spent quite a bit of time apart … and what is most troubling is that Lindsay got caught playing smoochy-face with a mysterious new dude while sunnin’ herself on the beach — behold:

Lindsay Lohan rang in the New Year in a relaxed style, prancing around on a beach in Miami. The Hollywood starlet slipped into a simple black bikini as she celebrated the last day of 2008. But despite Lindsay’s smiles her girlfriend Samantha Ronson was elsewhere. Instead the 22-year-old lapped up the attention from a male fan… but Sam has no need to worry – he was just a few years old. Lindsay was soaking up the sun when the boy, sporting a pair of Spider Man swimming shorts, ran over to her and kissed her on the check. Lindsay seemed delighted with the attention, and beamed after the affectionate gesture. But despite Sam’s absence it appears the couple are still going strong. They were spotted together days earlier in Florida shopping for sexy lingere, plus a new black and gold chain halter neck bikini which Lohan then wore to the beach.

OMG … how cute are Lindsay and this little kid? Adorable! And Linds is lookin’ pretty amazing in that skimpy bikini … hot hot hot. BUT … perhaps everything isn’t as rosy betwixt Lindsay and Sam as this report claims. According to TMZ, the ladies got into another very public argument aboard an American Airlines plane this week:

2009 didn’t start out well for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Our airport spies say they got into another nuclear fight — this time at Miami International Airport. We’re told it started in the American Airlines Admirals Club. Once on the plane, as one person put it, “Lindsay was so inconsolable the flight attendants asked if she’d like to disembark.” We’re told there was lots of crying, tears, etc. … They flew back to L.A. yesterday.

This would be the second public fight that TMZ claims L. Ron suffered in the past week or so. Honestly, all couples fight … sometimes more than others … but the fact that they can keep it together and move past the arguments is a good sign that they are rock solid. Here’s wishing L. Ron a very happy 2009 together full of more lurvin’ and less fightin’.

UPDATE: Oh the drama! THIS person bore witness to one of the fights that L. Ron got into on New Year’s Eve at Mansion nightclub and managed to get some of it on video! After the jump, check out a short vidclip of the pair lookin’ all sorts of combative in the DJ booth on NYE …

David Beckham, who has been training in Dubai with his temporary new soccer team AC Milan for the past week or so, had himself a grueling training session with the team this week and got snapped having a bit of a heart attack after overexerting himself a wee bit too much. Here are pics of Becks in action on the training field and of the soccer stud having his pulse checked by the team doctor afterward to ensure that old man Becks wasn’t overdoing it:

Just days ago David Beckham was declared so fit that he can continue playing football at the highest level for another six years. But during a training session with AC Milan, where he is currently on loan from LA Galaxy, the former England skipper was left gasping for breath and even had to have his pulse checked by a concerned medic. The father-of-three was left so out of breath that he could barely stand up after taking part in a gruelling training session with his fellow team-mates. Beckham was seen running in his socks in the sand on New Year’s Eve in Dubai ahead of a friendly match with German team Hamburg SV on January 6. After every 30 second-bout of rigorous exercise he had to stop to recuperate. His lacklustre display comes despite AC Milan’s club doctor Jean-Pierre Meerseeman saying earlier this week that the midfielder still had a lot of life left in him as a professional footballer. He said: “Beckham could go on for another five or six years. His cardiovascular readings are very good. His basic fitness is excellent. All he needs to do now is to alter his training programme slightly.” Perhaps this particular training programme was a little too much for the 33-year-old to handle and could do with a little of the said ‘altering’. Beckham missed New Year with wife Victoria and their children to stay in Dubai to train for his next match.

In his defense, I assumed that the temperature in tropical Dubai prolly soared to astronomical levels and that might’ve been the cause of Becks‘s tiredness but, alas, that wasn’t the case. Temps. in Dubai have been in the 70′s this week (the low 70′s, I might add) so I guess he was just tired all on his own. That said, I really do hope that Becks can stay in the game for the next 6 years … I am SO not ready for his retirement. Mebbe he can get fitted for a pacemaker or something to help extend his viability in the game? After the jump, check out a few more photos of Becks on the training field. Don’t worry, there aren’t any more of him gasping for air — but there is a nice pic of Becks showing off his sexy stomach …

Bryan Spears, the eldest and least famous of the Spears children, was married to his fiancée Graciella Sanchez (who is manager of the youngest Spears child, Jamie-Lynn) in a quiet ceremony in the Spears family homestate of Louisiana on New Year’s Eve. Britney Spears was in attendance at the NYE nuptials, ensuring that the entire Spears family was on hand to watch the only Spears son get hitched. Because I can’t find a photo of Bryan with Graciella (nor can I find a photo of just Graciella by herself), here is a lovely photo of Bryan with Britney‘s longtime manager Larry Rudolph (who make a pretty gruesome twosome) that was snapped earlier this year along with some deets from the wedding ceremony:

Britney Spears made it a cozy New Year’s Eve with her family – seeing big brother Bryan, 31, tie the knot in a private ceremony at New Orleans landmark Latrobe’s on Royal.

“It was beautiful,” a source tells PEOPLE about the elder Spears’s wedding to Graciella Sanchez, 36, longtime manager of little sister Jamie Lynn. “It was only close family, very small and intimate.” While the couple’s engagement may have caught many by surprise – they only recently started dating seriously – the two have been acquaintances for years. “The family was totally excited,” a friend of the family tells PEOPLE. “Graciella’s wonderful. Everybody was happy about it.” The bride looked stunning in a beige-white Carolina Herrera dress, while the groom sported a smart Marc Jacobs suit. As for the guests? Sanchez’s mother and brother were in attendance, as was the entire Spears crew including sisters Britney and Jamie Lynn; their kids Jayden James, Preston and Maddie; Jamie Lynn’s fiancé Casey Aldridge; and parents Jamie and Lynne.

Aww … that is so sweet. I love that Britney spent her New Year’s Eve in the company of her family, bearing witness to a new addition to the Spears clan. I was hoping she would spend a quiet(er) night this year and am happy to hear that’s exactly what happened. Yesterday, Britney was seen paying a visit to the Kentwood Sonic Drive-In where she enjoyed (among other things, I’m sure) one of the eatery’s famous humongous soft drinks (a Cherry Limeade, perhaps?). Bryan Spears has worked extensively with and protected Britney behind the scenes for years … he was there to help his father get a handle on things when Britney needed them most … I wish him nothing but love and prosperity in his new marriage to Graciella. Congrats!!

[Photo credit: X17, INFdaily; Source]

Courtney Love, who has promised to release her new album Nobody’s Daughter online for fans to download on or about January 1, 2009 (tho the New York Post thinks the album will drop on February 9), posted a new and very long (quite possibly the longest blogpost ever written in the annuls of recorded history of blogdom) blogpost on her official My Space profile not necessarily attempting to explain the reasons for the album’s delay but instead going on about the Kardashian family (her fave blog topic as of late) and talking (at length) about “PETA” and “RICO statutes”. I have to admit, I’m not at all certain what the hell she is talking about as the post goes on and on but La Figa seems to have a handle on what Courtney is blathering on about and attempts to sift thru her almost incomprehensible writing and explains (or really tries to) what in blazes she is actually talking about:

Courtney Love’s MySpace administrator posted on Love’s blog that her looooong delayed album Nobody’s Daughter will not be released on time. According to the administrator, Ms. Love, who the admin describes as “sober, clean, classy and very elegant and sophisticated and super intelligent” has $30 million in sponsorships “from a prominent feminine hygiene/menstrual company and a prominent tequila company ??? and Courtney doesn’t even understand that part!” The serious reason for the delay is that Courtney has been investigating the mortgage crisis and has discovered one of the major causes! According to Courtney, the mortgage industry meltdown is due in large part to a vast conspiracy of her former employees and confidants who embezzled her and daughter Frances out of what she claims has grown into a gianormous grift amounting to $800,000,000. Courtney has been investigating this for a few years now though it’s hard because, she writes: “my mac is so hacked when i get a piece of data it changes…they change information once i dissemnitae it, im actially wuite furious that my ag is governor gerry Brown and my senator BOxer and my Congressman Waxmen and ive ardently supposrted all of them and since the 4 trillio yep FOUR TRILLION in mortgage fruad annually in the usa 65% of it begings in the San fernando Valley depsite ending up in Houston or Metarie or Verdi” Basically Courtney believes that the trust funds created for her daughter were raided and that money used, along with Kurt Cobain’s social security number and variations of his name, his family members’ names, and the names of people like Kelly Ripa, Madonna and Pamela Anderson to buy thousands of pieces of property around the United States, each piece leveraged and refinanced to buy more. And she has the proof, though no one will listen to her. But she has hope: “mr Bill O Reilly would be more than FUCKING FURIOUS that his taxes were going to pay for developments and apns some wich do not even EXIST using the stolen money of a dead man and his child due to her provicianl EBIDO trust funds malicious insane and obsessive negilance , ooh boy are they in trouble, oooh” Yes, hopefully Courtney will be able to get someone to listen to her about the vast mortgage fraud/ identity theft ring that has targeted her and cost tax payers billions because “regarding the above shit its all real and its all really scary and i am becoming an adept forensic, i just am not MeANT to be an adept forensic, im MEANT to design write perfrom and produce” and finally release that record her fans have been waiting for.

Seriously, WTF? is she talking about? I mean, I know that C. Love doesn’t usually talk about the most pertinent things on her blog and surely not in the most effectively coherent way but this particular post seems to take the cake … completely out of nowhere she decides to wax ecstatic on real estate scams when her loyal followers are anxiously awaiting the proposed release of her new album Nobody’s Daughter. After the jump, check out the FULL and, as I said EPIC blogpost that Courtney posted earlier today (at 5:37AM) and read all about it — if you can fully understand it all, then you are a better person than I am …