Madonna, her holy Madgesty, must’ve been feeling decidedly unpretty in NYC this week cuz she was snapped trying to evade recognition by the paparazzi while in the company of her much younger toyboy Jesus Luz. Maddy thought the best way to keep from being photographed was to hide underneath a copy of The Zohar, which is considered the most important book in the study of Kabbalah … behold:
Altho The Zohar isn’t technically considered a holy tome like the Bible or the Qur’an is, I don’t believe it was necessarily intended to be used as paparazzi shield. In any event, it’s very clear that Maddy did NOT want to be photographed … which is odd because Madonna is rarely (if ever) this camera-shy. I’m thinkin’ honkin’ zit … how about you?
[Photo credit: Splash News]