An industrious Pink reader pointed me in the direction of a set of images from Issue 43 of the International Scientology News magazine which showcases the new uniforms that are to be worn by any self-respecting Scientologist this Fall season. Bucket hat? Check! Dracula cape? Check!! A sassy new attitude? Check!!! Have a look at the NEW LOOK of the Church of Scientology:
Clearly old uniforms from Delta Airlines (circa 1971) have been dyed and spruced up a bit in order to be recycled into these new Scientology uniforms. They’re quite snazzy, methinks. I mean, just looking at these ensembles makes my Thetan Level skyrocket! At the very least you have to give the CoS snaps for their bold fashion statements. After the jump, check out another scan from this issue of International Scientology News to see some of the other looks from this new line of extravagant garb …
To be honest, this has got the uniforms of the Mormon Church and the Catholic Church beat … hands down! What the Scientologists lack in substance they more than make up for in sassy fashion. Praise Xenu!