Levi Johnston Seeks Fame & Fortune In Hollywood


Um … HAHAHAHAHAHA … OK … let me try and compose myself for a moment here … ahem … So, it turns out that Levi Johnston, the guy famous for pissing off Alaska Governor Sarah Palin after he knocked up her 17 year old daughter Bristol Palin right around the time that Palin was running for Vice President of the United States last year, is trying to make a name for himself in Hollywood as an aspiring “model and actor”. Except, the name that Levi is trying to make famous is not his own … on the advice of a man named Tank Jones (an Anchorage private investigator and press rep) Levi will now be known as Ricky Hollywood. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, I’m having a difficult time restraining myself from the ridiculous hilarity of this “news”. Levi, er I mean, Ricky Hollywood’s arrival in Hollywood was photographed by The Daily Beast and People magazine has all the deets on his quest for fame:

Levi Johnston is now officially an aspiring actor and model. And according to his new manager Tank Jones, he is getting closer to a clinching a deal that will help him support the baby son he fathered with his former girlfriend, Bristol Palin. “There’s offers on the table for a little bit of everything – sitcom appearances, a reality show, some modeling,” Jones tells PEOPLE. “We haven’t signed anything, but there’s offers.” Jones declined to give specific details. Johnston’s interest in a show business represents one of the few viable careers open to him, Jones adds. A high-school dropout passionate about hunting and hockey, Johnston, 19, “is going to go and take the test and finish school and enroll in some college courses,” his manager says. “[But] it’s not like he can go and get a normal job now. Because of all the publicity. The whole interviewing thing, and red carpet and paparazzi – he still hasn’t gotten comfortable with it, but what else does he have? Can he go work at McDonald’s? … He wants to take care of his son financially.” Jones, an Anchorage private investigator and press rep, is counseling his oft-rumpled young charge to think about a more glamorous look and has urged him to assume a playful new identity – a.k.a “Ricky Hollywood” – when it comes to style and attitude. “We came up with an alter ego,” explains Jones. “As in, ‘Ricky Hollywood would iron his shirt.’ ” Last week, Jones accompanied Johnston – who has appeared on the Larry King and Tyra Banks shows and in GQ – on a trip to Los Angeles, where he was a special guest at the launch party of actress Jennifer Murphy’s GoGirlWorldwide.com, which describes its mission as the empowerment of women. “I thought this was a great opportunity for him to show that he supports women and the empowerment of women,” Murphy says. “I could tell he was a little overwhelmed. He made a comment about how there were beautiful girls everywhere he looked and said, ‘It isn’t like this in Alaska!'” It was at Murphy’s party that Johnston and Jones hit it off with Renata Espinosa, a columnist for The Daily Beast Web site who invited them on a June 12 shopping excursion through downtown L.A.’s wholesale fashion district. Trying on yellow sequined jackets and pink fedoras, Johnston told Espinosa, “My boys are gonna be so mad at me when they see me in this stuff. My dad is going to make fun of me.” Espinosa, a fashion writer, tells PEOPLE, “Obviously he’s a kid who just wants to wear flannel and Carrhart work shirts. He was just a very casual, shy kid who’s saying to himself, I’m getting this attention, so how do I use it to help support my family?” Jones tells PEOPLE that Johnston and his former fiancée, Bristol Palin, 18, have put their formerly bitter child support and visitation disputes behind them and are harmoniously working together to parent their 6-month-old son, Tripp. “All that stuff has been worked out,” says Jones. “Levi goes and picks Tripp up and takes him places. All of that.” As for his relationship with Bristol, “They talk about the kid. As parents. There’s no ‘relationship’ relationship.” Johnston told The Daily Beast that Bristol’s feelings – and those of her younger sister, Willow, 14 – were his biggest concern in the recent dust up between Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and David Letterman over his off-color jokes about the Palin family. “I don’t think he was trying to be malicious. I just think the joke maybe went too far,” Johnston said. But, he added, “I don’t like to see anybody hurt, especially if it got to the girls and their feelings were hurt.”

This is just … ridic. While I was marginally charmed by Johnston’s appearance in GQ magazine last month, I’m wholly grossed out by this ploy to make Ricky Hollywood a star. It sounds like the plot of a bad TV movie. That being said, if we’ve learned anything about the new crop of celebs that exist these days it’s that anyone can be a “star” if they put themselves out there enough. If Ricky Hollywood really wants to make a name for himself, he should dump this Tank Jones guy and hire someone like … Spencer Pratt. If anyone can make this kid a “celeb”, it would be someone like Pratt. UGH … the mere thought of that just sickens me, tho. Levi should just go back home to Alaska, finish his education, get a job and take care of his son that way. If any of y’all are interested, you can read about Levi’s adventures with The Daily Beast HERE.

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  • nae

    O.M.G. saaaaad! pathetic! LMFAO!!!!! =] thanks for the giggle trent!

  • Meghan

    LOL! It’s like an episode of the Brady Bunch! Remember Johnny Bravo? I think that is better than Ricky Hollywood!!!!

  • Seriously?! This kid just needs to shut up and go home. He’s only making himself look worse.

  • Todd

    Seriously??? LOL sounds like a bad porn name. He doesn’t even have the face or body for modeling. Whatevs good luck getting minute 14 out of 15. Thanks Trent needed a good laugh this morning at work. =)

  • Jstar

    I highly doubt there are paparazzi and red carpets in Wasilla AK…matter of fact I know there are not!!

  • KP Love

    Ricky Hollywood looks like a total douche.

  • he’s really milking his 15 minutes, isn’t he? he should hang out with speidi.

  • Mr. Gyllenhaal

    Sounds like a gay porn star name…which I am sure he will end up in at the rate he is going.

  • JessicaGiovanna

    This reminds me of the time the Spice Girls first came out.. I thought they were a joke, a spoof.. I’m hoping this is a joke.. gross

  • True Religion

    Oh my gosh Ricky Hollywood! Your first assignment, a jack-off video on Sean Cody or Corbin Fisher! Then partnet him with one of Sean’s resident hotties! ha ha ha ha That’s where that name belongs! in porn! ha ha ha ha

  • smp

    hahahahaha!!! This alter ego “Ricky Hollywood” is prolly going to go over about as well as Garth Brooks’ alter ego Chris Gaines.

  • kitty50

    This is a joke, but Sasha Fierce is something we should all admire? Please.

  • CB

    Dirk Diggler, anyone?

  • Shaun

    Lessons to be learned
    #1 do not have unprotected sex
    #2 do not have unprotected sex, or sex at all, with a complete douche!

    You will be tied to them and their douche-ness for at least 18 years

  • Sarah

    totally agree Shaun! Ricky Hollywood needs to be the new face of abstinence.

  • Oscar in Miami Beach

    If the bitches can call themselkves MIMI and SACHA FIERCE and think they are not ridic (Trent’s word) why this guy can’t call himself Ricky Hollywood?.Afterall it was the Gov of Alaska with her ridic(Trent’s word) attitude was made this guy famous or notorious.I think he can be a good model but actor,well,if the OC or the Hills dumb asses call themselves actors Levi can be an actor.And,if legit acting work doesn’t come along he can become a porn star.I’ll buy his dvd.

  • M

    @Meghan, the Brady Bunch was my first thought too! haha You know something’s wrong when your life goals mirror a cheesy 70’s sitcom.

  • Ella


    @ Shaun – LOL

  • Elle O. Elle

    He’s an ass, and a moron, and I wish he’d go back to Alaska and disappear, but I gotta say, he’s kinda cute.
    @JessicaGiovanna: Oh good, I thought I was the only one. I loved “Wannabe” because I thought it was satire!

  • Joanne

    Blame Sarah Palin … she gave him a taste of fame by parading him at that event and putting the cameras on him. Now he’s got the fame bug … it’s all over – he’ll be pursuing this forever – like Michael Lohan.

  • Joanne

    Don’t knock the Spice Girls.

  • Is this for real? Sarah Palin must be bristling in anger right about now. Haha