Paris Hilton Opens Up About Gettin’ Burglared
As you may have heard a couple of days ago, Paris Hilton’s home was pilfered of about $2 million in jewels and, at long last, Paris Hilton is finally speaking out about the heinous crime. Talking exclusively to Life & Style magazine, Paris opens up and reveals how this burglary has deeply affected her person:
Paris Hilton exclusively tells Life & Style she’s “devastated” by the burglary of over $2 million worth of baubles from her LA home between late Thursday evening and 4 a.m. Friday. “I am devastated. I cannot believe someone broke into my home. They took items that had such sentimental value that no one will ever be able to replace,” she tells Life & Style. “I’m just thankful that I wasn’t there when it happened.” The heiress was out partying in LA when her home was broken into. An insider tells Life & Style that “millions of dollars of jewelry was stolen — diamonds, necklaces, rings, watches and family heirlooms from her grandmothers.” Luckily, though, the insider says the thief was caught on tape. “Paris has surveillance cameras set up in every room,” says the insider, who’s seen the tapes. “The thief was wearing a black hoody and knew exactly where to go, like he’s been there before.” Taking no risks, “Paris has upped her security team to three 24-hour bodyguards, and she has someone on her property at all times,” adds the insider. “Detectives are doing a huge investigation.”
Um, is anyone else *shocked* that Paris Hilton has video surveillance cameras in every single room of her home? I mean, really? I guess when the mood strikes to get bizzy in any part of her house, she’ll always have a record of her exploits … sounds like a pretty sweet set-up … you know, in a I really have zero interest in ever seeing what kind of footage she has on that camera sort of way. In any event, I suppose it was a good thing that Paris loaded up her home with cameras cuz mebbe we’ll be finding out who the hoodlum thief is. Wouldn’t it be fabulous and totally sad if the burglar turned out to be one of her higher profile friends? If the thief rummaged thru her home as if they’d were familiar with her home … I guess it could be any of the loser hangers-on that she tends to consort with (hey, where was Cisco Adler on the night of the robbery? Oh yeah, he’s got an alibi). It’s kinda hard to feel all that sorry for someone as rich and spoiled as Paris Hilton but the thought of treasured heirlooms handed down to her by her grandmothers being stolen is kinda sad. This’ll teach the Hilton family to entrust Paris with the family jewels. Actually, I think this proves that Paris shouldn’t be trusted with family jewels of any kind.
See how the jokes kinda write themselves? ;)
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December 21st, 2008 at 10:05 am
wow trent, I really didn’t expect a post like this from you. you like to poke fun at celebs being stupid, but its never in truly poor taste. regardless of how I feel about Paris Hilton she was violated. It is a horrible experience to have to go through the realization you were robbed and especially that it could be someone she knows.
its not like she got in a car accident while high; thats a comment on her common sense. she was burglarized through no fault of her own, probably by someone she trusted. She deserves a little more sympathy and I would have expected it from you. This just sounds like what I would get from Perez Hilton or some other sleaze junkie.
December 21st, 2008 at 10:39 am
I feel really sorry for her. Didn’t she move into a gated community? If the burglar looked like he knew where everything was then he probably did know where everything was, so he’s been there before, probably very trusted by Paris, and now she has to reevaluate every single one of her friendships and has to keep looking over her shoulder even more. Sure, she is a partier, but it’s not like she’s irresponsible. She is a business woman who has managed to make a career by being herself, even if herself is a materialistic party girl. This is not her fault, and I don’t think she deserved it. No matter who you are, if something important to you is taken away, something priceless, it’s a very unfortunate event and deserves sympathy. I hope they catch the thief and hopefully return most of her possessions, and I definitely hope that she has learned a valuable lesson in keeping some parts of her home private, and the importance of keeping a home a safe haven.
I don’t think it’s a joking matter, Trent. Imagine if someone broke into your home and stole your most personal and prized possessions. Especially if it was a friend of yours that did it. I don’t think we would be hearing jokes from you.
December 21st, 2008 at 10:47 am
Give me a break! Boo hoo for Paris Hilton. It’s a few bobbles of hers that someone stole. Sympathy???!!! Have you heard some of the garbage that comes out of this woman’s mouth? I wouldn’t wish this on her, but when you are a spoiled brat, life will get you in some other way. Karma’s a bitch. And for Trent to poke fun at? So what? It’s not like someone died- these are material possesions that can be replaced. Call me paranoid, but are you two friends with Paris?
December 21st, 2008 at 10:53 am
It doesn’t matter how wealthy she is, being a victim of a burglary is a horrifying experience. When a burglar broke into my apartment, he only stole a four year old laptop (that I was looking to replace) and an old digital camera and yet, the experience shook me to the core. Just the idea of someone breaking in and walking around your apartment just boils my blood. I’m really saddened by this blog and by Bri’s comments. Yes, these are material possessions but the security and safety one feels in their home cannot go out and be purchased again. Paris deserves sympathy for being a victim of this crime
December 21st, 2008 at 11:02 am
The thief got in through the front door, which Paris left unlocked, so she doesn’t deserve all that much sympathy.
December 21st, 2008 at 11:15 am
Business woman??? Definitely not a term I would consider using to describe Paris Hilton….Missy I was about to raise the same point. Plus the “insider” sems to make it sound they think it was someone who knows her/her property. It’ll def make her rethink who she trusts (but shouldn’t she have learned that lesson from Rick Solomon?). It is unfortunate she lost things of sentimental value, and its scary to know a stranger was walking around your house. But it sounds like there was some unintended enabling going on by Paris.
December 21st, 2008 at 11:25 am
That sucking sound you hear is Paris Hilton’s “career” going down the toilet and this “heist” was nothing more than a publicity stunt to try keep her in the news. Pathetic. Go away Paris, no one wants you around anymore!
December 21st, 2008 at 11:30 am
Brandon Davis
December 21st, 2008 at 11:30 am
I know it sucks for anyone to get robbed of their possesions, but I couldn’t care less if it’s somebody like Paris Hilton. There are hundreds of people living on the streets and with nowhere to even live, so nobody should feel sorry for a person who has millions of dollars in the bank and a fucking big house to themselves!
December 21st, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Trent, I get your humor. :) It’s why I love this blog!
December 21st, 2008 at 4:44 pm
OH boohoo.
December 21st, 2008 at 5:10 pm
lmao dude that is freakin’ nasty!
December 21st, 2008 at 5:12 pm
ohhh the little baby ;o)
sign on for another shitty reality show and you can buy that material bullshit back. what a difficult life. lolololololol
December 21st, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Maybe it was her new BFF. Just imagine that.
December 21st, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Trent I think your being a bit harsh … even rich people have sentimental things they hang on to – because they can buy whatever they want, they probably treasure heirlooms and personal gifts from loved one’s more than we do.
December 21st, 2008 at 9:15 pm
No I’m not surprised she has video cameras in every room of her home. They used her house to film that BFF show.
December 21st, 2008 at 9:29 pm
and no I’m not shocked that she has cameras all over her home … I would imagine there are alot of psycho’s out there who fantasize about killing Paris (the way that guy plotted to kill Victoria Beckham a few years back). It’s an excellent security measure … It’s a shame you had to imply the usual innuendos about her sex life (like Paris is the only Hollywood person who has had sex). At what point are we going to stop throwing that sex tape in her face? … She was 19.
December 21st, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Wonder why the valuables weren’t kept in a safe?
Are we really sure there were valuables there to begin with?
I’m just sayin..
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:03 am
ok trent…just because she has a home and money…it’s not ok for someone to go in and help themselves to it… i think your post was a little harsh…like it was ok it happened…cuz it was her. idk..just not cool.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I always find it curious when celebs get robbed. This robbery was obviously by someone she knew and/or for publicity. If she has the money to put cameras in everyroom, you’d think she’d have enough for a good security system. Maybe she just didn’t lock her door. She seems dumb enough to forget to do that…….
February 12th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Paris shouldn’t be too upset by the robbery; she can use her insurance collection to beef up security on her house(s)