Michael Lohan Launches His Own Official Blog
In an effort to stem the tide of misinformation and, more probably, to have a medium in place so that he can respond to everything written about him (either directly or indirectly) Michael Lohan has launched his own official blog. Now, I’m not entirely sure that this blog is the real thing but I received an email alert that was addressed to a whole slew of “media” folks that announced that the blog was launched yesterday (“You can read all about Michael Lohan’s latest rant by going to his brand new official blog site www.mikelohanonline.com. You won’t believe what he has written tonight in his very first post…”). Here is the full text of Michael Lohan’s supposed first post on his newly launched blog (posted last night at 9:21 PM ET). All text and errors are his own:
My First Blog
Since this is my FIRST blog, let’s start off on the right foot. Let’s set up some guidelines and rules “to live by” if we are going to participate on this website! First of all, try your best to refrain from cursing, lying or baring false witness. I know this is hard for some of you, but try.
What this website will bring to you is the TRUTH! Facts, most of which can and will be cooperated.
I know a lot of people like to “feed the fire” and then hide behind a false name, anonymity or represent themselves as a “source,” a “close friend,” or an “insider.” But in truth, when it comes down to it, you aren’t fooling anyone but yourselves. Instead of looking from the outside in, you need to be looking within first.
It’s easy to point fingers and be judgmental. The hard part is looking in the mirror and judging oneself. So please keep these things in mind, before you comment.
Okay, so here we go…
Today, on TMZ, my darling daughter Lindsay was asked for a comment in response to me saying, “Samantha is on drugs!”
Lindsay’s only response was, “look at him!”
WOW! Linds, how forthright! Let me ask you; was it me who was actually pictured in the train station with a bag full of prescription drugs? Do you see me out partying with Lindsay, my other children or having raging wars with her? Was it me who jumped out of a DJ booth and punched Lindsay when she was with Calum Best? Did I drive Lindsay around for hours in LA until she fell asleep and before I ran low on gas only to call the paps and sell pictures to them? Uh uh!
As a matter of fact, I was the one who tried to keep those kinds of parasites away from Lindsay. Like the psycho stalker “AJ’s,” the parasite publicist, the wanna be manager(s), the backstabbing bodyguards, and the not so helpful assistants and the in-laws from hell who spend their time getting high and robbing the victims of the 911 disaster relief fund.
No, not me, nor my family!
Sure, I made mistakes, but I righted the wrongs. I continue to hold myself accountable for everything I did and continue to do! I speak the truth! I love God and I love people who speak and know the truth!
NONE of us are perfect, but we should strive to be as perfect as we can. Don’t use people, don’t lie about people, don’t bare false witness, don’t be envious or jealous and certainly don’t LIE!
Remember, God is the TRUTH (John 14:6) and the devil is a liar (John 8:44). So you have two choices, represent God (the Truth) or the devil (a liar).
So, if you want the REAL Story, and if you want to have a voice and hear the truth, join right in!
May the wind be at your back and the light shine upon your life.
HMMM … while it is very possible that this is a fake blog that some prankster set up in order to make fun of Mr. Lohan, all the Bible quoting does seem to give the blog a feel of genuineness. You gotta love that at the start of the post, Lohan begs his readers to not “bear false witness” and then goes on a rant to malign Samantha Ronson. Hypocrisy, thy name is Michael Lohan. After the jump, check out the full text of Lohan’s second blogpost posted this morning at 10:21 AM ET, written after he read the comments (all 35 of them) left on his site from his first post …
After reviewing some of the comments on this blog and even others, let me say that this website is NOT about Lindsay or Samantha. I have no intention of disclosing any information or feelings I may have about either one of them unless it is in defense of what they or one of their “mouthpieces” might say about me. If in fact, one of their “sources”, so called “friends” or “spokespersons” have something to say about me, then I guess we will just have to open up discussion on them as well.
AGAIN, this website is a forum to shed light on things in a positive and truthful way.
It is about bringing the world the truth about any situations or stories reported in the media that are worthy of discussing. It is about righting the wrongs and determining facts from fiction.
This website is an open forum to discuss questionable topics and even introduce you to worthy events (which help others) that you might like to participate in.
For example; during the Sundance Film Festival, my partners and I will be hosting a series of events which aid numerous charities and initiatives, such as human trafficking, child slavery, ministries, The Crohn’s Foundation, various cancer foundations, hunger and other worthy causes.
Whether you realize it or not, this website is about getting people involved in a positive way, while leading them to the Truth, which in essence, is God. For those of you who choose to denounce or blasphemy the Word or Spirit of God, be very careful, because he sees, knows and judges your heart. (1 Samuel 16:7).
For that matter, my heart has always been focused on loving, caring, protecting and forgiving my family and even others. God knows that! Sure, at times, my heart had reason, even reasons didn’t know. I followed my heart and acted out of emotion. I think we all do that at times. So who is anyone to cast stones at me?
So just because I or we, may discuss or shed light on various people or topics, does not mean we are attacking them. After all, the tabloids and other blogs discuss some of the same things we will. But in most cases, don’t even investigate the things they report. What we are trying to do is to get some people involved in various topics and come up with some good solutions or advice.
So, if you want The Real Story and you want to have a voice and hear the Truth, I invite you to join in.
“For those who are self seeking and who reject the Truth and follow evil, there will be wrath. There will be trouble and distress for those who do evil, but glory, honor and peace for anyone who does good.” (Romans 2:8-10).
LOL. Michael Lohan is sadly mistaken if he thinks that anyone cares what he has to say about anything but his daughter Lindsay Lohan. Again, I’m not totally convinced that this blog is genuinely written by Michael Lohan but, for the moment real or not, it’s worth a few laughs. We’ll see if Daddy Lohan’s blogging career will carry on into the New Year or if this was just a fluke/fake. I can’t wait to read what he (supposedly) writes next!
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December 27th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Douche allert.
December 27th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Some one needs to tell this idiot that not everything he reads in the tabs or in blogs about the every day on goings of his daughter Linds and her girlfriend Sam is true. A lot of that shit is made up.
What a crazy stupid bigot homophobic and most likely racist prick!
December 27th, 2008 at 9:47 am
It’s so hard to believe an adult would write this. Sounds like a petty 17 year old.
The best part is the group of charities he’s going to help at Sundance. I think he’s covering it all except world peace.
December 27th, 2008 at 10:12 am
This guy is ridiculous. He has nothing better to do but talk.It’s rather ridiculous.I would be so embarressed and annoyed if I were Lindsey.
December 27th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Judging from this blog only, and disregarding any other pieces of information about Mr. Lohan, I don’t see how you can in any way judge him to be a bigot, homophobic, or racist. I am not trying to defend him necessarily, but don’t be so quick to malign his name just because you don’t like what he wrote.
Granted, he may be a little dense (the man can’t spell BEAR), but he is trying to get his opinion out, just like his daughter did. Last time I checked, free speech is still an option, and he may actually have legitimate complaints against any sort of influence Sam Ronson is having on Lindsay’s life.
True, everyone only wants to read about his daughter, but don’t discredit the poor guy for trying to spread his faith as well. There’s nothing wrong with an individual who is not completely eaten up by the celebrity world.
December 27th, 2008 at 10:57 am
I’m getting a headache from trying to figure out his bizarre motives and horrible grammar/spelling/sentence structure. Congrats Michael, this may actually be worse then Courtney Love’s blogposts….Now can we just ignore him until he goes away????
December 27th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Wow. Michael Lohan has officially sunk to a new level. This whole faith thing doesn’t seem genuine to me at all, and frankly, I don’t buy it. It seems like he’s just trying to get media attention and that’s pathetic. He makes it clear that he wants the best for his daughter, but does he SERIOUSLY think this is the best way to go about it?
December 27th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Rebekah “sort of influence Sam Ronson is having on Lindsay’s life”?? Lindsay has never looked healthier, happier and more at peace (despite not being left alone by the paps). Sam’s influence is clear. Michael Lohan on the other hand, has all the syptoms of untreated bipolar disorder.
December 27th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
has anyone read the newer comments on his page? HARSH. but he brought is on himself with this. he does need to shut his mouth and go on about his life and do what parents normally do: complain about their own kids to other parents and trade stories.