As y’all are well aware, yesterday was Jake Gyllenhaal‘s 28th birthday and to celebrate, he enjoyed a very intimate dinner with his current love interest (or whatever) Reese Witherspoon last night. The couple dined at Georgio Baldi in Santa Monica, CA and it looked like they were engaged in some pretty serious conversation. Here are a few pics of the couple at dinner last night … let’s see if we can listen in and hear what they were talking about:
Ruh-ro! It looks like Jakey poo got himself into a bit of trubs last night … methinks that his stalling Reese off on the nookie-nook is starting to lose it’s effectiveness. I mean, hell, can you blame Reese for wanting to get into the man’s pants? Hee hee … whatever the couple’s activities were last night, it is my sincere hope that Jake had a great birthday and I hope that he has an amazing year ahead. Happy Birthday again, Jakey poo!!
[Photo credit: X17]
What? are they not sleeping together?
uh, joke ;)
he should be sleeping with me!!! xxx
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Most boring relationship ever.
I adore Jake, but my god, this woman has made him old before his time.
Come back Jakey poo, she wont make you happy. lol
hello he’s so gay…
He looks like he’s put on some weight. Plus he needs a shave and a haircut. Guess its true some people let themselves go once they get into a relationship.
Still lov ya, Trent. So droll. Just one question, what do you think the next level for these two would be, hmm? How about a kiss and hug without a photographer present. No need to step it up any further, yet.
Trent, your commentary is the best. I can always count on you to make me laugh!
Jake needs a shave and a haircut.
And most important – Jake needs to dump the beard.
he looks ridic. hot…
they make THE cutest couple.
SHOWmance! Run Jakey run she’s sucking the hot out of you!!
There are about 40 paparazzi pictures of the “private” couple and their “romantic” dinner.
LOL
Reese was trying very hard to give a good performance, Jake was trying but couldn’t hide his boredom.
This “couple” is as fake as a three dollar bill.
Isn’t he still involved with Prince of Persia? IMDB says it is still in production. I think his look has more to do with that than anything else…
Oh, Trent. Your hilarious speculation on this “couple” will never cease to amuse me :)
(Jokes, btw, I actually think they’re pretty cute. But you’re funnier than they are cute so you win. Free Jakey poo!)
OMG look at how he is looking at her in the first picture. He’s just so *drooooolll*…