Hugh Hefner Wishes You & Yours A Merry XXXmas
Playboy mogul and all-around pimp daddy Hugh Hefner sent out his Xmas card to friends and colleagues this week and proudly showed off his latest accomplishments. As you may recall, Hef hooked up with twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon after breaking off his romantic ties with former girlfriends Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson (I’m not sure the status of his relationship with Bridget Marquardt … I think they’re dunzo as well but I’m not entirely sure) earlier this year and has decided to feature the twins in this year’s holiday card … behold:

It makes sense that Hugh Hefner got into the Christmas spirit this year, with two young ones living at home with him! The Playboy mogul, 82, has sent out his annual holiday card, featuring him with topless, 19-year-old twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Hefner is dressed in his signature silk robe and pajamas while the twins are scantily clad in shorts with the word “hef” scrawled across their body-painted chests.
Well, at least it’s a fitting card for everyone involved. While I suppose it’s impressive that Hef can still get young girls like this to, er, get bizzy with him I think it’s still a little sad to see the smiling 82 year old standing betwixt these buxom young girls as if they’d really be interested in him if he wasn’t Hugh Hefner. Meh … do your thing, Hef … sad or not, at least you’re livin’ large. Naughty or nice, I think Hef’s gonna have a great XXXmas either way ;)
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Tags: Hugh Hefner, Karissa Shannon, Kristina Shannon


December 24th, 2008 at 11:13 am
The twin on the left is looking way too fat to be a playboy playmate!!
This is just gross!
December 24th, 2008 at 11:39 am
wow. if she’s fat…i’d hate to see a skinny person in your eyes….damn. wouldn’t that just be a toothpick?
December 24th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Fucking SICK.
December 24th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Fat?!?! then damn im a whale
December 24th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
At first I read “way to flat”…
but FAT!?
Thats sad Sarah. Very, very sad.
December 24th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Their parents must be so proud….:p
December 24th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Ick..They’re so trashy..Definitely a downgrade..Ahh well..Whatever makes them all happy..
December 24th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
It’s possible it could’ve been a typo and she meant “flat”, but if not, I’d really like to see how thin Twiggy up there is.
Anyhoo, gross as the age difference was, I always thought Holly seemed like she genuinely liked Hef.
December 24th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Ewwwwwwww.
December 24th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
She said fat FOR A PLAYMATE. Not for a normal woman. Her stomach isn’t as defined and her arm is a little rounded. Playmates are normally sticks.
December 24th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Sorry, but I think an 82 year old with twin 19 year old “girlfriends” is pretty pathetic. They’re barely even out of high school and he’s probably got a bucket list!
December 24th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
I guess Im not the only one thats disturbed by this. First of all, there is no replacing the Girls Next Door. Second of all, the three of them were way too young for Heff, but they were at least at an age where I didnt feel TOO uncomfortable when he kissed them. This shit is just fucking sick. They look like teenagers. He looks like a dirty old man. I dont get it.
December 24th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
I agree with everyone. I hate these chicks. I love Holly, Bridget, and Kendra and while I guess I knew at some point that situation would probably have to change but like this and with those two I never saw coming. I guess it’s Hugh Hefner so I can’t ultimately be that suprised but still I miss the other three! And really the body paint with Hef? How skanky are we… at least the others had clothes on!
December 25th, 2008 at 6:39 am
I think Hef has gone way down the food chain with these girls. Holly, Bridget, and Kendra I actually kind of liked AND they were all three stunning……..these two are just south of skank……really, Hef, you can do WAY better. And to immortalize them on a Christmas card? UGH
December 25th, 2008 at 10:00 am
DESPERATE! These are gross little gold-diggers. At the age of 19, most normal girls would be out and about and enjoying their time with cute, hot guys their own ages, not some crinkled old grandad! Why waste your prime years with wrinkled old dick, when you can have fresh young meat!!
December 25th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
it’s true…this is getting pretty damn sad. i donno. what’s wrong with people your own age? i just don’t get it :/
December 25th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
you are all right
but it’s obvious
look at the attention they are getting just on this blog alone lol
thats why they are doing it
not because they really like him
or sleeping with him or whatever they do
being his girlfriend is probably the highest thing you can be
in the playboy world
thus…
there you go
December 25th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Too fat for a Playmate… and the unattainable and unrealistic stereotypes continue! (On the bright side, their breasts are thankfully real!!!)
December 26th, 2008 at 11:37 am
eek eek eekk eekk eek…. gag. Those 2 twins disturb me, I saw a photo of one of them tounging that disgusting corpse while the other was all over the both of them. I’m sure insesst is illegal? ain’t it? I think Hugh has finally got desperate to stay in the limelight.
December 27th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Yes Nimbus – I was going to mention incest … If this were two sisters, everyone would be highly disturbed by this – but because they are twins and most guys have a twin sexual fantasy, society doesn’t see it as being incest. As if there is something spiritual about them being together because they are twins. WRONG!
December 29th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
I already miss the girls next door (H, B and K). The twins are nasty. I heard they were busted for assault before they started leeching off Hef.