Happy 28th Birthday, Jake Gyllenhaal
Birthday lurve and wishes go out to our dear Jake Gyllenhaal who turns 28 years old today. Altho there has been a significant lack of Jakey pooness on the blog this year, I don’t believe that our love and devotion for the lad has diminished in any capacity. Despite the fact that Reese Witherspoon appears to be enjoying the fruits of our labor, I think it is still prudent to send our love out to Jake today:
Here’s hoping that Jake has an amazing birthday today and that he will be back in the public eye in 2009 with the release of his new movie Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. I really miss my semi-daily Jakey poo updates so I’m really looking forward to the new year. Happy Birthday, Jake! Don’t do anything with Reese that I wouldn’t do ;)
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December 19th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Happy birthday honey!! I will see you tonight!!!
December 19th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Happy Birthday Toothy Tile!!!
December 19th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Reese Witherspoon has the luckiest vagina in the whole wide world.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
LOL, Mr. Gyllenhaal….and Kent! And Trent, THANK YOU for that pic…dang!
December 19th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Reese Witherspoon is the dullest beard in the whole wide world.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Happy birthday Jake! Reese is one luck woan!!!
December 19th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
I was too excited, Reese is a lucky woman!!!
December 19th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
lol at your comments! love jake. i thought he was older though. soooo sexy, i’m hoping for more jakey poo posts as well!
December 19th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Rrrrrrwar! Okay enuff of that…I miss your Jake updates as well, but that’s what happens when you choose to dodge the public limelight (which is also VERY attractive! Le *sigh*… Happy Birthday Jake!
December 19th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Come on Kent, you know that Jake never touched THAT. LOL
Dear Jake,
gay is OK, bearding is not.
December 19th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Reese withersbore has made him dull.
December 19th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
lol i love your love for jakey poo since i feel the same way!!! posts with a whole lotta jakeyness have to come back!!!! i miss them so!!! and i know u will not let us down on that front as soon as our dear jake comes out from hiding!!
i hate reese…
happy bday jakey poo!!! Le *sigh*
December 19th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Total beefcake pic! Nice to see Jake whore himself out once in a while, makes that good boy image all the more delish!!
December 19th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
LOL Trent good post!
Happy Birthday Toothy!!
December 19th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Damn thats all i can say!
December 19th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
they make the cutest couple!!
December 19th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Happy birthday!!
PLease come find me soon!
December 20th, 2008 at 4:32 am
Happy Birthday Jake! I miss Jake also. Hope for his birthday he gives himself the gift of dumping the fake girlfriend and get back the nice guy image he used to have, not the one he has now: neutered, pussy whipped boyfriend. Is it really worth it to keep bearding like that Jake?