Dec 29, 2008
GyllenSpoon Take Their Boring Love Affair To Ojai, CA
Manage to randomly ensnare Robert Downey, Jr. & wife in their web of ZZZZZZs

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon made their way up to Ojai, CA this weekend to spend part of their holiday vacay together and away from the hustle and bustle of the big city … and while the couple were carrying on in their very boring manner, they managed to randomly run into fellow celeb Robert Downey, Jr. and his wife who were also hangin’ out in Ojai at the same time. Here are a few pics from GyllenSpoon‘s raucous weekend getaway:


Santa must’ve brought someone new sneakers this Christmas! Just after the holiday, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were geared up and power walking the hills in Ojai, near Witherspoon’s farm getaway. The couple’s surprise dates? Gyllenhaal’s Zodiac costar Robert Downey Jr. and his wife, Susan. “It was cute, they were all wearing hiking gear,” says a source, “They seemed really relaxed. There were no kids around and they seemed like they were having a great time.” Not to fear, the couple brought Jake’s dog and also squeezed in time to engage in another trademark routine: grabbing a morning cup of coffee together.

OMG could these two be MORE boring? Seriously, if they slipped into a coma I’m not even sure anyone would even notice. I’m just STUNNED that someone as hawt as Jake Gyllenhaal could be wasted on such a snoozefest of a relationship. No offense to Reese Witherspoon, who I really do like, but she just doesn’t seem like the right person for him. They already act like an old married couple … and they’re neither old nor married. I really hope these two either jazz things up in the new year or move on to sunnier pastures. I really love me some Jakey poo but … trying to find anything interesting to talk about his relationship with Reese is just … zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Photo credit: Fame; Source]

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  1. lyndyloo says:

    totally agree with you.
    Jake+Reese= zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    Jake+ no Reese =yayyyyyyyyyyyy
    she’s made him old before his years, he’s 27 and hanging with people twice his age. boooooooooriiiiiiiiinggggggggg.

  2. Sarah Day says:

    At least Reese is better then his ex snaggle tooth Kirsten Dunst!

  3. E says:

    They are boring, I suppose, but I’d prefer them to be boring rather than some media-grabbing whore of a couple. I like them together. They make a pretty couple. And plus Jake never seemed like the party type of guy anyway.

  4. Laynie says:

    what the hell do you want them to do!?
    obviously this is a personal relationship, how do you know what they do in private?
    just because they don’t act like speidi or fuck on the streets

  5. Act? says:

    What would you like them to be doing? boozing it up, causing fights? Just not sure what makes them boring.

  6. Camille says:

    They’re a committed couple who act their age and aren’t falling down drunk in public or having wardrobe malfunctions. And? There’s a difference between being happy and being boring. I think they’re adorable together and wish them nothing but even more happiness. It’s nice to see a stable ADULT relationship in Hollywood.

  7. Lov ya says:

    I’m with you, Trent. #1 Why are there photographers at their “rural” retreat? Too planned. #2 Why would you want to be photo’d hiking and shopping? Too boring.
    These two are working on a soap opera called, “There’s nothing strange going on here.” Subtext, nothing adult, sexy or believable either.

  8. Lana says:

    They are perfect together and I hope they last.

  9. Millie says:

    What in the world would you possibly want them to do?! We have enough Speidis, Britneys and other nut jobs. Just because someone seems to be in a healthy, balanced relationship and so is not contributing to the dirt rag industry, they must now be brought down to everyone else’s level?! Give me a break! Besides, what do you know about what they do with their lives, really? *Unreal*, the things we find to criticize.

  10. Y says:

    Haha, Trent you are hilarious. They are rather boring, and not at all cute I think. Odd how two actors that I adoreee seperately could be sooo not-adorable together.

  11. Elle says:

    I think they make a great couple. They try to be as normal as possible. Yes these pictures may not be anything entertaining, but that’s the paparazzi taking pics of anyone at anytime… And I agree with everyone else here…what the hell do you want them to do? I like that they try to be low key and out of the limelight

  12. breakup in 09 plz says:

    They suck together. Really they are my absolute least favorite celebrity couple ever. They bring out the total LOSER in each other.

    They remind me of the really nerdy people in high school who manage to get into a relationship together and then they are everywhere in matching outfits, calling each other parents mom and dad, and eating lunch together by themselves every day.

  13. Mars says:

    Trent, what is your take on the Jake is gay rumours??

  14. La Princesa says:

    I’m happy about the “dull” label, because I don’t want another Speidi or Mayerston. I love these 2 together. Their heads are on straight; keeping things private.

  15. Showmance says:

    LOL

    Jake and Reese are total PR wh*res.

    Reese needs to sell her Avon cosmetic and shitty romcoms and she calls paparazzi all the time.

  16. Alan says:

    Who needs another bland and boring actor?

    Jake needs a new beard, this one is bad for his public image.

  17. Thomas says:

    “Boring”? You mean you want them to be “interesting”? (i.e., ugly problems tearing them apart? So we can tear them down?) What did either one of them do to you? I don’t get this kind of attitude…you want them to be miserable? Is happiness boring to you? Or just other people’s happiness? They’re damned if they do, and damned if they don’t. If they had problems, you’d call them messes. But they don’t, so you call them boring. Get a life. You’re turning into Perez Hilton.

  18. Alix says:

    what’s the problem with them? they seem like a normal, happy couple. what could they do that would make them more exciting? totally ridiculous, trent. you have this unhealthy obsession with jake that makes you put down anything having to do with his real-life relationship. LAME

  19. ... says:

    You’re all stupid.

  20. Joanne says:

    I think it’s called ‘maturity’ … Reese has two kids who don’t need drama in their lives – just so we can be entertained.

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