Musician/playboy Cisco Adler, who is famous for almost nothing of real substance … unless you count his band Whitestarr (which he is no longer a part of) and his crappy VH1 reality TV series about his band Whitestarr — oh yeah, and not to mention that horrid photo of his droopy balls, was arrested in Fargo, ND last night after a bar brawl broke out at a place called The Hub. Adler was busted on suspicion of simple assault after a bar employee claims that Adler punched him in the face. Here is Cisco’s lovely, and most recent, mugshot:

Police here arrested musician Cisco Adler, well-known for romantic relationships with models and actresses, early Thursday morning after witnesses said he punched an employee in the nose following a brawl after his performance at The Hub. Adler is the former frontman for the band Whitestarr. He left the band in 2008 … Adler is the son of music producer and director Lou Adler … Authorities were called to The Hub about 12:24 a.m. with a report of 15 people brawling and fighting security and management on the northeast corner of the building, according to police dispatch logs. Police arrived to find several people scuffling, Fargo police Lt. Pat Claus said. Witnesses told police Adler had gotten into a disagreement with another male at the club. As he was being escorted out of the club, he allegedly punched an employee in the nose, Claus said. Adler, 30, was arrested on suspicion of simple assault and booked into the Cass County Jail. There were no problems with the arrest, Claus said, adding the employee made a citizen’s arrest before police arrived. Adler was released from jail at 1:26 a.m. after posting $500 cash bail, according to jail officials. He was in town Wednesday performing at The Venue with hip-hop artist Schwayze. He is slated to perform tonight in St. Paul, according to his MySpace page.

You know, it’s never too late in the year for celebs to get busted on suspicion of various crimes and misdemeanors. I bet that Cisco Adler isn’t the last doofus to get arrested before 2008 is over. I still can’t believe that Mischa Barton was romantically linked to this guy for as long as they were but it did make sense when he dated Kimberly StEWart. It’s unclear if Adler will be able to make his St. Paul concert date tonight, which I’m sure will come as a great disappointment to the legions of Cisco Adler fans in the Minnesota area.

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