Over the weekend we learned that a new blog was launched that is supposedly written by Lindsay Lohan‘s estranged and fame-hungry father Michael Lohan. His first blogpost promised that he would be bringing us “the truth” and then went on a bit of a rant to malign Lindsay‘s superstar DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Today we learn that Daddy Lohan posted a new blogpost where he seems to try and justify his right to blog “the truth” and randomly ends up showing some love to Girls Gone Wild creator (and ex-felon) Joe Francis who Lohan appears to admire. Here is the full text of Michael Lohan‘s latest blogpost, all spelling/grammatical errors are his own:

Day 3
Why is it that when people make comments based on conjecture or their own personal views, other people give what they say such credence? When in fact, comments based on fact or the truth, are discounted? Do pictures lie! For example, how is it that a person like Joe Francis who knows my entire family was beaten up verbally for standing up and speaking the truth! Do any of you know him? Well I do! And besides being a good friend, an intelligent person, and good business man, he was there for my family in some of the hardest times. Yet, because he had some controversy in his own life and he is in the public eye, people beat him up in the press just like they do me.
Is it so wrong for standing up or speaking out for what you believe in? For having a voice in order to help someone or a given situation? I guess if you are not in the public eye and you have a squeaky clean image, you might get by. But then again, are any of us that perfect and have never made a mistake or a poor decision? Have any of you ever heard the phrase, “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone?” (John 8:7) If it offends you, I am sorry for quoting scripture, but in fact many scriptures are inveterate (deeply rooted) in our lives.
So before we make a comment or pass judgment on anyone else, shouldn’t we ask ourselves, “Have I made mistakes too?” And if so, we have no right knocking or slandering anyone, unless we of course, can live outside the box without taking the time to look within first.
This does not only apply to me, but to anyone who has something to say about someone they love or something they believe in. I am not here, and neither should you, to slam anyone. Instead, we should offer positive and meaningful advice on any content up for discussion. Especially if we have experienced the topic of discussion. We all act out at times out of emotion. We don’t take time to think. But we should! There is a saying by Pascal that says “The heart has reason that even reason does not know.” Think about that. Because to me, when you love a person with all your heart and you see them hurting or in need, you will do anything you possibly can to help them, even at the risk of being hurt yourself.
For the Real Story, if you want to have a voice and hear the Truth, I invite you to join in.
“Love conquers all” (Omnia Vincit Amor) Virgil 69 B.C.
Um … I think he’s serious, y’all. I was a bit skeptical that this blog was real until Michael Lohan posted a welcome video on the site wherein he invites us all to “join in this website” so that we can share our comments and insights with him. Additionally, there is a new announcement on the site as of 1AM this morning that Daddy Lohan will be participating in a LIVE video blog/chat with “us guys” tonight at 9PM ET (6PM PT). After the jump, check out Michael Lohan‘s video welcome message in full and find out all the deets on how YOU can participate in his LIVE chat tonight …
Tonight I will host my first LIVE video blog/chat with you guys via my KYTE channel and the topic will be:
How the media, press and public opinion affect those in the spotlight.
Hope you will join me. The video chat will last for 30-minutes. CLICK HERE to be part of it at 9 PM ET/6 PM PT tonight LIVE!!!
The LIVE chat will be broadcast on Lohan‘s Kyte video channel HERE. Unfortch for me, I will be on an airplane tonight and will not be able to participate in the chat … but I urge those of you interested to log on and share your thoughts and opinions with him. You just know he is dying for an audience … I’d be very interested to see how he handles the scrutiny. He seems really hellbent on making this blog thing fly … I guess we’ll see if he can handle all the attention he seems to so desperately want. I wonder if Lindsay Lohan and/or Samantha Ronson will be tuning in tonight?
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the picture with him in the sheer top showing off his pipes is hilarious.
I feel bad for Lindsay just because she has this douche as her father.
douche
poor linds
Ugh – I could only get through the first 5 seconds of the video. Something about this guy screams CREEP!
The picture of him in the sheer shirt made it impossible for me to read this post for,like, 10 minutes. LOL! What an douchie a**hole…is he still on the wagon? Falling off is the only explanation for a middle-aged man to think a shirt like that makes them look cool.
The whole michael lohan quoting the Bible and acting religious is totally throwing me off. I know he did the whole “living nativity scene” thing, but I just assumed his understanding of god ended with the eight pound six ounces baby jesus.
Oy Vey!!!
Hey Michael, 1985 called, they want their sheer t-shirt back.
@Bleeding Ears — actually, I highly doubt that 1985 would even want that fug thing back
What a loser, um, mate the best way to help someone you love is to blog about them, totally. His quasi-intellectual tone is so hilarious- instead of sounding smart he comes off as a complete idiot. “There is a saying… that says” !!?? and wtf is that bit about living outside the box and looking in? If you’re going to use metaphors, learn what they mean first, loser.
Sounds like he’s passing judgement on the people he’s pissed off at for judging him… what a Douchie McDouchebag.
That is a good point Trent… no one would want that shirt after his nipples have rubbed up against it.
that picture creeps the hell outta me.
What an embarressment he MUST be.
Ugh this jackass is making me feel bad for hohan
That SHIRT! My eyes! MY EYES!!!!!!!!! Can’t Lindsay sue him on the grounds of being a professional famewhoring douchebag? If I were her, I wouldn’t care about his illegitimate kid; I’d be doing everything I could to prove he wasn’t my father! YUCK!
“many scriptures are inveterate (deeply rooted) in our lives.” HAHAHAHA!!! What a self-righteous tool! At least we know he owns a thesaurus.
Choad.
OMG that shirt is CLASSIC!!! he’s a chain and cavaricchi jeans away from hittin the clubs w/the night at the Roxbury guys!! LOVE IT!!!
I really do feel bad for Lindsay, I’d drink/drug too if I had her ‘rents!!!!! : )
i’m sorry – but WHY did you post this? he wants attention, it’s no different than a kid acting out…
what is it with this douche drinking dickhead? this holy roller stuff is enough to make me puke. and sticking up for joe francis? um, so let me see here, joe is an ok guy, b/c we have all made mistakes. that’s LAME! maybe joe should stop taking advantage of underage gals by showing the world their genitals while they’re to drunk to realize they signed a consent to do so. i don’t think jesus would like that, since michael’s all up on religion and all, i would think he knew that. michael lohan is disgusting. and that pic you posted is too funny with his dinky ass muscle he’s trying to show off.
Why am I not surprised that Michael Lohan is defending that misogynist psycho Joe Francis? Gross and grosser.