Checkin’ In & Chattin’ With Michael Lohan
Over the weekend we learned that a new blog was launched that is supposedly written by Lindsay Lohan’s estranged and fame-hungry father Michael Lohan. His first blogpost promised that he would be bringing us “the truth” and then went on a bit of a rant to malign Lindsay’s superstar DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Today we learn that Daddy Lohan posted a new blogpost where he seems to try and justify his right to blog “the truth” and randomly ends up showing some love to Girls Gone Wild creator (and ex-felon) Joe Francis who Lohan appears to admire. Here is the full text of Michael Lohan’s latest blogpost, all spelling/grammatical errors are his own:
Day 3
Why is it that when people make comments based on conjecture or their own personal views, other people give what they say such credence? When in fact, comments based on fact or the truth, are discounted? Do pictures lie! For example, how is it that a person like Joe Francis who knows my entire family was beaten up verbally for standing up and speaking the truth! Do any of you know him? Well I do! And besides being a good friend, an intelligent person, and good business man, he was there for my family in some of the hardest times. Yet, because he had some controversy in his own life and he is in the public eye, people beat him up in the press just like they do me.
Is it so wrong for standing up or speaking out for what you believe in? For having a voice in order to help someone or a given situation? I guess if you are not in the public eye and you have a squeaky clean image, you might get by. But then again, are any of us that perfect and have never made a mistake or a poor decision? Have any of you ever heard the phrase, “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone?” (John 8:7) If it offends you, I am sorry for quoting scripture, but in fact many scriptures are inveterate (deeply rooted) in our lives.
So before we make a comment or pass judgment on anyone else, shouldn’t we ask ourselves, “Have I made mistakes too?” And if so, we have no right knocking or slandering anyone, unless we of course, can live outside the box without taking the time to look within first.
This does not only apply to me, but to anyone who has something to say about someone they love or something they believe in. I am not here, and neither should you, to slam anyone. Instead, we should offer positive and meaningful advice on any content up for discussion. Especially if we have experienced the topic of discussion. We all act out at times out of emotion. We don’t take time to think. But we should! There is a saying by Pascal that says “The heart has reason that even reason does not know.” Think about that. Because to me, when you love a person with all your heart and you see them hurting or in need, you will do anything you possibly can to help them, even at the risk of being hurt yourself.
For the Real Story, if you want to have a voice and hear the Truth, I invite you to join in.
“Love conquers all” (Omnia Vincit Amor) Virgil 69 B.C.
Um … I think he’s serious, y’all. I was a bit skeptical that this blog was real until Michael Lohan posted a welcome video on the site wherein he invites us all to “join in this website” so that we can share our comments and insights with him. Additionally, there is a new announcement on the site as of 1AM this morning that Daddy Lohan will be participating in a LIVE video blog/chat with “us guys” tonight at 9PM ET (6PM PT). After the jump, check out Michael Lohan’s video welcome message in full and find out all the deets on how YOU can participate in his LIVE chat tonight …
Tonight I will host my first LIVE video blog/chat with you guys via my KYTE channel and the topic will be:
How the media, press and public opinion affect those in the spotlight.
Hope you will join me. The video chat will last for 30-minutes. CLICK HERE to be part of it at 9 PM ET/6 PM PT tonight LIVE!!!
The LIVE chat will be broadcast on Lohan’s Kyte video channel HERE. Unfortch for me, I will be on an airplane tonight and will not be able to participate in the chat … but I urge those of you interested to log on and share your thoughts and opinions with him. You just know he is dying for an audience … I’d be very interested to see how he handles the scrutiny. He seems really hellbent on making this blog thing fly … I guess we’ll see if he can handle all the attention he seems to so desperately want. I wonder if Lindsay Lohan and/or Samantha Ronson will be tuning in tonight?
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December 29th, 2008 at 7:13 am
the picture with him in the sheer top showing off his pipes is hilarious.
December 29th, 2008 at 7:24 am
I feel bad for Lindsay just because she has this douche as her father.
December 29th, 2008 at 7:26 am
douche
poor linds
December 29th, 2008 at 7:32 am
Ugh – I could only get through the first 5 seconds of the video. Something about this guy screams CREEP!
December 29th, 2008 at 7:51 am
The picture of him in the sheer shirt made it impossible for me to read this post for,like, 10 minutes. LOL! What an douchie a**hole…is he still on the wagon? Falling off is the only explanation for a middle-aged man to think a shirt like that makes them look cool.
December 29th, 2008 at 7:52 am
The whole michael lohan quoting the Bible and acting religious is totally throwing me off. I know he did the whole “living nativity scene” thing, but I just assumed his understanding of god ended with the eight pound six ounces baby jesus.
December 29th, 2008 at 7:59 am
Oy Vey!!!
December 29th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Hey Michael, 1985 called, they want their sheer t-shirt back.
December 29th, 2008 at 8:08 am
What a loser, um, mate the best way to help someone you love is to blog about them, totally. His quasi-intellectual tone is so hilarious- instead of sounding smart he comes off as a complete idiot. “There is a saying… that says” !!?? and wtf is that bit about living outside the box and looking in? If you’re going to use metaphors, learn what they mean first, loser.
December 29th, 2008 at 8:25 am
@Bleeding Ears — actually, I highly doubt that 1985 would even want that fug thing back
December 29th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Sounds like he’s passing judgement on the people he’s pissed off at for judging him… what a Douchie McDouchebag.
December 29th, 2008 at 8:54 am
That is a good point Trent… no one would want that shirt after his nipples have rubbed up against it.
December 29th, 2008 at 10:08 am
that picture creeps the hell outta me.
December 29th, 2008 at 10:23 am
What an embarressment he MUST be.
December 29th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Ugh this jackass is making me feel bad for hohan
December 29th, 2008 at 10:30 am
That SHIRT! My eyes! MY EYES!!!!!!!!! Can’t Lindsay sue him on the grounds of being a professional famewhoring douchebag? If I were her, I wouldn’t care about his illegitimate kid; I’d be doing everything I could to prove he wasn’t my father! YUCK!
December 29th, 2008 at 10:43 am
“many scriptures are inveterate (deeply rooted) in our lives.” HAHAHAHA!!! What a self-righteous tool! At least we know he owns a thesaurus.
Choad.
December 29th, 2008 at 10:59 am
OMG that shirt is CLASSIC!!! he’s a chain and cavaricchi jeans away from hittin the clubs w/the night at the Roxbury guys!! LOVE IT!!!
I really do feel bad for Lindsay, I’d drink/drug too if I had her ‘rents!!!!! : )
December 29th, 2008 at 11:36 am
i’m sorry – but WHY did you post this? he wants attention, it’s no different than a kid acting out…
December 29th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
what is it with this douche drinking dickhead? this holy roller stuff is enough to make me puke. and sticking up for joe francis? um, so let me see here, joe is an ok guy, b/c we have all made mistakes. that’s LAME! maybe joe should stop taking advantage of underage gals by showing the world their genitals while they’re to drunk to realize they signed a consent to do so. i don’t think jesus would like that, since michael’s all up on religion and all, i would think he knew that. michael lohan is disgusting. and that pic you posted is too funny with his dinky ass muscle he’s trying to show off.
December 29th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Why am I not surprised that Michael Lohan is defending that misogynist psycho Joe Francis? Gross and grosser.
December 29th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I didn’t know Lindsay’s dad was in Right Said Fred.
December 29th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
He’s nasty.
December 29th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
michael lohan is the new paris hilton. i want him to go away so badly, but he just won’t. lol he could also be compared to paris’s mouth herpes.
December 29th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Oh. Good. God … now he’s defending sex offender, Joe Francis’s honour. This is a father of THREE girls, who also claims to be religious! Lindsay’s early problems make total sense now. I can’t imagine what it must be like to have someone like this as a father. Lindsay needs to cut this man out of her life – for her own sanity.
December 29th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
This is one reason why I hate post 2000 America, people like Michael Lohan actually have fame for being some ex child star’s deadbeat dad.In 1988 no one would be listening to this guy, In 1999 nobody would care. Hell, in 1988 people like Paris Hilton would have been a nameless face in a Teen Beat hanging out with people who actually had talent. I can’t stand famewhores or the people that cater to them, I know in a sense this post may be helping his cause but I don’t feel it is, as I wont be reading his blogs or going to his website. I don’t even like Lindsay Lohan, but she’d be smart to keep an eye on him, he’s a shit stirrer.
December 29th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
This guy is the BIGGEST fraud I have ever seen. Unbelievable.
the entire chat was just how wonderful he is and how much he loves Lindsay…he doesnt attack Sam, he does nothing wrong blablabla
And the best part is there are nicer comments on his blog about Trent than there are about him rotf!
Goooo Trent!
December 29th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
sorry forgot to add this
M Lohan…3 words for you, pal
GET
A
JOB
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 29th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Traci: I knew there was something that his shirt reminded me of. Totally Right Said Fred.
Can you imagine Michael Lohan trying to take Lindsay on Maury or something…He would have a message for Lindsay: “I’m 110% sure I am your father!”
December 30th, 2008 at 8:20 am
lol….right said fred! i love it!