It is being reported that Bristol Palin, the eldest daughter of Alaska governor and former Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin, gave birth to her firstborn child this past Saturday in Palmer, Alaska. As you may recall, Bristol made headlines when it was revealed that she was pregs with a child that was conceived out of wedlock mere days after Sarah Palin was announced as the Republican Party’s nominee for VP. Had John McCain won the Presidential election last month, Bristol would’ve been the first unmarried Second Daughter-elect to give birth in the weeks ahead of the Presidential inauguration:

Bristol Palin, the 18-year-old daughter of former Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, gave birth on Saturday to a healthy 7 lb., 7 oz., baby boy in Palmer, Alaska. “We think it’s wonderful,” said Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol’s grandmother Sally Heath, who confirmed the news. “The baby is fine and Bristol is doing well. Everyone is excited.” The baby’s name is Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and he was born at 5:30 a.m., according to Jones. Baby Tripp takes his surname from his dad, Levi Johnston, an apprentice electrician and former Wasilla High School hockey player who has been dating Bristol for three years. Bristol Palin is currently residing in Wasilla and completing her high-school diploma through correspondence courses. Johnston is studying to become an electrician. He told the Associated Press in October that he and fiancée Bristol plan to wed in 2009 and raise the child together.
Man … what a fitting end to all the Palin nonsense that we were subjected to this year. I’m fairly certain that Bristol and Levi would’ve gotten hitched before the birth of this child had the Republicans won the election but now that they’re able to go back to being “regular” folk up in Alaska, they can carry on and forestall their shotgun wedding until they are good and ready to make the commitment. I have to be honest, I’m really glad that we dodged the Palin bullet in last month’s election … there was just too much drama wrapped up in Palin’s elevation in our national politics. I do hope that Bristol, Levi and Tripp are able to live long and happy lives together … far away from national politics. I think it’s prolly for the best for everyone concerned.





























Tripp can now be added to the list of weird Palin names. Sounds an awful lot like Trigg.
Oh Holy Lord. Tripp? What the fuck is wrong with people? And why does he have four names not including his last name?? Just wait until he gets confirmed: “Here he is…Tripp Easton Mitchell Mowgli Johnston Benning-Palin”???
HAHAHA by the way, Trent, I love love love that interpretation of the Juno advertisement.
I love the juno advertisement as well! you Rock trent!
whats wrong with 3 names? alot of people have names like that. i know in my family a few people do….thier middle names are after thier grandparents/great grandparents
Once again I cannot believe how judgemental Trent is…
@Steph — I’m just not a fan of hypocrisy, I will not apologize for that.
Then don’t read his blog.
omg that juneau poster is HILARIOUS!
Ok…the other kid’s name is Trigg. I have been looking all over for that. I thought it was strange that she named her kid the same as her brother…
Bristol The Pistol Dodges Shotgun Wedding! – I can see the headlines now….
Seriously, Trent’s spoof of the Juno poster is, without a doubt, the BEST artwork EVER on the blog! Everything is so perfect!!! LOVE IT!!!
@Cristina — yes, the artwork is pretty fab but I didn’t make it … it was created by this guy: http://www.flickr.com/photos/s.....819518087/
Love it!!!!
The spoof poster is hilarious! but who gives a shit about these people? Sarah Palin and her trashy family will all be forgotten about this time next year anyways.
Only the children of the President gain the moniker of “First” children, not the children of the veep. =P
@ pink is the best blog…how are they trashy? im a little curious as to why you think that?
Yes, Bristol Palin screwed up in spite of her parents’ teachings. Imagine that–a teen who screws up. But, unlike so many families in this country, Bristol’s family is dealing with the situation. And you want to call them hypocrites for this?
I think it is time that Trent stay out of politics. Your political commentating is very one-sided, uneducated and comes across extremely hypocritical. Further more, who are you to say that they would not have gotten married? I didn’t realize that you knew them personally well enough to make such a bold statement like that. By the way – Only the daughter of the PRESIDENT can be the First daughter.
I don’t see how having your daughter get pregnant makes you a hypocrite. I think it would have been hypocritical if she’d wanted her daughter to run off and have an abortion so it wouldn’t affect her political aspirations. And I wouldn’t write Sarah Palin off just yet. Most conservatives were less than enthusiastic about voting for John McCain until she was added to the ticket.
I say to Sam what I said to Steph…
If you have a problem with Trents blog or opinions- dont read it!
It’s really that easy.
Sam get off your high horse and don’t take everything you read so seriously.