Angelina Jolie is featured on the cover of the new issue of German Cosmopolitan magazine lookin’ fierce as ever … in a photo that looks to be a few years old but, since I can’t be entirely sure, could be a new, recently shot photo — behold:

Since my German is really, really bad (my apologies, Professor Vansant) I’m not sure what the headlines on this magazine read. I see that Ange is referred to as an über-star but beyond that, it’s all Greek to me … er, German … you know what I mean ;) In any event, no matter what the headline and no matter when the photo was taken, it’s still a sexy mag cover. Sure, it’s not necessarily the hottest magazine cover that one can find on newsstands these days but, it’s still pretty a’ight. Do we like?
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I cant stand Angelina. She is a very odd person. She just creeps me out. And that is so airbrushed…where are the gross veins on her arms?
Wow, this doesn’t even look like her!
Brad and Ange are over-exposing themselves – go away for a while and give your public a break!
It’s a given that Angelina will look good no matter what. I like her, but this has got to be an old photo airbrushed to the max.
So what if it’s airbrushed? Naturally gorgeous or not, airbrushing is a given with celebrities on the cover of things.
This photo seems to have been photoshopped quite a bit..
I dunno, that looks an old old picture of her and was used in Cosmopolitan Philippines a few years ago.
Being hot or looking gorgeous does not change the fact that she is a homewrecker. You can argue that Brad Pitt played a part but she, being a female, should put herself in the shoes of the other and say no. Plus, stating that she wouldn’t do something like that due to her family history crap and saying a few years later about how she can’t wait to get to the movie set everyday is totally hypocritcal. With such a large fortune, I think it is only fair that she gives some back to the society. Portraying the image of a loving or kind hearted person by adoption or looking all hot and gorgeous through botox or what not does not erase the fact that she is just a selfish homewrecker who is ugly within. And that is how she really looks like.
I find it amusing that the headline just above her name translates into “Affair? That I will allow myself, Why women are more likely to cheat than men”…
“With such a large fortune, I think it is only fair that she gives some back to the society.”
Wow- Really?
That just made me laugh.
Some of the headlines are:
Optimistic in the New Year: 22 Expert Strategies to Master Any Crisis
The Big Cosmo-Men Calendar
Wilder, Freer, More Intimate: Why it’s good to play out sex fantasies
Year Horoscope: Mars makes you Strong! So reach your goals in 2009!
The fresh cure for your complexion: 12 professional tips that make your skin beautiful
She’s airbrushed to shit man… she don’t even have blue eyes. I could look that good with their expertise and thats saying something.