Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon made their way up to Ojai, CA this weekend to spend part of their holiday vacay together and away from the hustle and bustle of the big city … and while the couple were carrying on in their very boring manner, they managed to randomly run into fellow celeb Robert Downey, Jr. and his wife who were also hangin’ out in Ojai at the same time. Here are a few pics from GyllenSpoon’s raucous weekend getaway:

Santa must’ve brought someone new sneakers this Christmas! Just after the holiday, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were geared up and power walking the hills in Ojai, near Witherspoon’s farm getaway. The couple’s surprise dates? Gyllenhaal’s Zodiac costar Robert Downey Jr. and his wife, Susan. “It was cute, they were all wearing hiking gear,” says a source, “They seemed really relaxed. There were no kids around and they seemed like they were having a great time.” Not to fear, the couple brought Jake’s dog and also squeezed in time to engage in another trademark routine: grabbing a morning cup of coffee together.

OMG could these two be MORE boring? Seriously, if they slipped into a coma I’m not even sure anyone would even notice. I’m just STUNNED that someone as hawt as Jake Gyllenhaal could be wasted on such a snoozefest of a relationship. No offense to Reese Witherspoon, who I really do like, but she just doesn’t seem like the right person for him. They already act like an old married couple … and they’re neither old nor married. I really hope these two either jazz things up in the new year or move on to sunnier pastures. I really love me some Jakey poo but … trying to find anything interesting to talk about his relationship with Reese is just … zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Photo credit: Fame; Source]

Mariah Carey and her much younger hubby Nick Cannon continue to enjoy their holiday week in Aspen, CO where the couple have been since just before Xmas. As you may recall, the couple stepped out onto the streets of Aspen wearing matching red outfits before they stepped out and showed off their matching white outfits. Today we get to see new pics of the couple mixing up their ensembles a bit … behold:

See, now this is much better … they don’t need to wear matching outfits to show the world how much in love with one another they are. This way, they look like normal, uncrazy people. I love that Mimi, apparently, owns various pairs of those FRIGHTFULLY horrid furry boots in different colors. I wonder how many Sasquatches Chanel had to slaughter to get the shaggy fur to make those monstrosities? In any event, I don’t expect that Mr. & Mrs. Cannon will remain in Colorado for New Year’s Eve … they will, most likely, jet off to someplace more happenin’.

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Jude Law, who has recently been very bizzy shooting scenes for the new Guy Ritchie-directed big screen adaptation of Sherlock Holmes in London in recent months, was spotted over the weekend with his children Rafferty, Rudy and Iris (not pictured) along with ex-wife Sadie Frost on holiday in Brazil. Here are a few pics of the fam chillin’ at the beach as they enjoyed their vacay with one another … Jude’stache included:

There have been reports in the last few weeks that Jude and Sadie might be working towards a reconciliation since divorcing in 2003. As you may recall, Sadie left Jude after it was discovered that he was cheating on her with Sienna Miller (HMMM, where have I heard that before?). Apparently this South American family vacay is only the latest in a string of amicable activities between the ex-lovers:

Jude Law and Sadie Frost have sparked rumours of a reconciliation after going house-hunting together. The former couple – who divorced in 2003 after six years of marriage – are said to be getting their relationship back on track and have decided to purchase a property to give the four children they raise together a family home in the countryside. A source said: “Jude and Sadie have been getting on fantastically in the past six months. When her business FrostFrench went bust, Jude offered his support in any way. “He decided to help her buy some where in Hampshire, in the countryside, a real family place. They plan to invest together and give their children a truly loving home.” Jude, 35, and Sadie, 43, have also booked a vacation to South America with their kids so they can all spend Christmas together. The source added to Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “They have always tried to stay on good terms for the sake of their kids and Christmas is important to both of them. So this year they’re splashing out on a luxury break to Brazil to spend the festive break as a family. “Pals are desperately hoping a romantic reunion is on the cards.” The pair were photographed laughing and looking cosy at an event in London’s Royal Opera House earlier this week, leading to suggestions they have already rekindled their romance.

If you also consider that Jude is celebrating his birthday today with his children and Sadie and, well, it does seem like they are gettin’ awfully close again. I wasn’t too keen on Jude when he was cheatin’ with Sienna so if it turns out that he and Sadie can repair their marriage then I’m all for it — as long as Sadie backs off on trying to get him to shave off his Jude’stache, she’s alright in my book. Mebbe 2009 is the year the couple will officially get back on track.

[Source via Made in Brazil; Source]

Over the weekend we learned that a new blog was launched that is supposedly written by Lindsay Lohan’s estranged and fame-hungry father Michael Lohan. His first blogpost promised that he would be bringing us “the truth” and then went on a bit of a rant to malign Lindsay’s superstar DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Today we learn that Daddy Lohan posted a new blogpost where he seems to try and justify his right to blog “the truth” and randomly ends up showing some love to Girls Gone Wild creator (and ex-felon) Joe Francis who Lohan appears to admire. Here is the full text of Michael Lohan’s latest blogpost, all spelling/grammatical errors are his own:

Day 3

“Love conquers all” (Omnia Vincit Amor) Virgil 69 B.C.

Um … I think he’s serious, y’all. I was a bit skeptical that this blog was real until Michael Lohan posted a welcome video on the site wherein he invites us all to “join in this website” so that we can share our comments and insights with him. Additionally, there is a new announcement on the site as of 1AM this morning that Daddy Lohan will be participating in a LIVE video blog/chat with “us guys” tonight at 9PM ET (6PM PT). After the jump, check out Michael Lohan’s video welcome message in full and find out all the deets on how YOU can participate in his LIVE chat tonight …

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