Archive for December 23rd, 2008

Naomi Watts & Liev Shreiber Hit The Streets In Search Of Bargains

No rest for the weary
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Earlier today, we got our first look at Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber’s newborn son Samuel Kai as the proud parents took the lad home from the hospital this week … so what are new parents to do once they bring their baby home from the hospital? Why, they go shopping of course. Here are pics of Naomi and Liev bringing home some lovely wicker items, presumably for their NYC home:


I mean, I know the first thing I’d want to do after bringing my child home from the hospital is go out and shop for wicker. Truth be told, Naomi looks pretty amazing for having just gave birth about a week ago. I’m not sure why but it appears that these newly procured household items are very important to these two — I guess Pier 1 was having a sale that was not to be missed.

[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]

Matthew McConaughey Closes Up Shop For The Winter

Bye bye, bachelor pad
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Matthew McConaughey is gearing up for his first Xmas with babymama Camila Alves and newborn son Levi Alves, no doubt, but spend some of this past weekend closing up his ocean-front Airstream mobile home which has been set up as his bachelor pad of sorts. Now that he’s a family man, he is not able to spend as much time in his beach trailer so it seems prudent that he would close up the place for the winter:


I understand that Matthew had the trailer hauled away to a storage facility for the winter … who knows if it will ever come back. For the past couple of years, Matthew has essentially been living in this trailer at the Malibu RV Park but now that he’s got a babymama and kid, well, it looks like those freewheeling days are over. I suppose it’s possible that Camila will let him play with his toy again next Summer … on the other hand, it’s also just as possible that we will ever see it again. In any event, I’m sure that Matthew would much prefer to be with his new family rather than alone in his bitchin’ bachelor pad. Yeah … I’m sure he’s much happier now.

[Photo credit: Splash News]

Paris Hilton Takes Gaudy To A New Extreme

Pink is the new Blech!
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Paris Hilton, ever the proponent of subtlety, proudly showed off her new custom-painted toy in SoCal yesterday afternoon as she ventured out for some last minute Xmas shopping. Tooling around in a Pepto-Bismol pink Bentley, Paris showed the world that tackiness knows no bounds … behold:


It looks like Paris has stopped crying over the pilfered jewels pinched from her home and has found solace with her new hot wheels. Personally, I gotta say … this car is fug as hell. Now, I’m a fan of the color pink but this monstrosity is just way too much. That she could take such a beautiful car make it look so … cheap … is a crime in and of itself. Leave it to Paris Hilton to take a fine piece of automotive artistry and reduce it to a laughable shadow of its former self. Blech!

[Photo credit: Splash News]

Brrrrrrrrrr

The TV Guide
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Welp, I made it to Detroit … and, let me tell you, it’s cold y’all! While it’s really nice to be home again, I am so not in the mood for all of this freezingness. Do y’all realize it’s warmer in Iceland than it is in Detroit right now? Yeah, Reykjavik is gonna seem like the tropics compared to my time here in Michigan. Yesterday’s travels went very smoothly … after getting freaked out by warnings by the news, I got to LAX over 2 hours early for my flight only to find the place dead empty. No lines, no delays … I mean, I’m very glad that I had no problems getting home but I wouldn’t have minded more time at home before getting to the airport. My flight home was just over 3 hours … but because it was a red eye, I didn’t get any sleep at all … I had to crash out as soon as I got to Sarah and Mark’s place. Here is what the street looks like today:


Yeah, we are deffo having a White Xmas this year. Goss has been kinda light these past few days … and I suspect it’s gonna get even lighter in the week to come. This is always the slowest part of the year … all the celebs are well-behaved and away on holiday. I’ll be treating tomorrow and Xmas Day like weekend days, so while I’ll deffo be working … the posts will be shorter. Additionally, I’ll be working up some year-end wrap up posts so we can look back and remember the year that was. I sincerely hope you are warm wherever in the world you are right now …

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Papa Spears gets a raise, Fey is 'Entertainer of the Year', no actor's strike ... yet
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

‘The Hills’: Dunzo!

Fin.
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

So … last night was the Season 4 finale of The Hills which, because of the revelation of the fakeness of the Speidi wedding, turned out to be much ado about nothing. The big hype surrounding the ep was supposed to be centered around the official legalization of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s marriage but since that didn’t happen, well … there ain’t much else to tell:


Since it has already been revealed that Speidi are not married, there really aren’t any spoilers left to disclose. Instead, here are a few pics from The Hills Finale party that took place in NYC last night in celebration of last night’s ep:


Other than the wedding that never took place, there was some bit of drama in last night’s ep. Lauren LC Conrad and Heidi Montag finally came face-to-face and shared a moment together. In light of all the staged bullshizz thruout the season, tho, I couldn’t buy one second of it. LC and Heidi are kinda cool with one another then they’re not … who the eff knows. At this point, the whole show is SO contrived that I don’t even want to be bothered any more … sad but true :( Trust me, it pains me to even admit this … I really love the show. The nonsense between Audrina Patridge and Justin Bobby and that pitiful ring … seriously, kill me now. I can’t even take any more. I did like, however, how Spencer paused right before he was to say his vows and give a speech about how he can’t go thru with the wedding. That shit was funny … I had to rewind so I could laugh again. Speidi really are masters of their own destiny … they do things their way and are shameless about it. On that account, they should be commended. I just fear that the shtick has long gotten old and they won’t be able to peddle their wares for much longer.

But anyways … here are a few pics of The Hills folk on the red carpet last night:


The End. At this point, I’m pretty sure I won’t be reacapping Season 5 when it debuts next year. I’m just over it. That MTV won’t even try and make the show believable at all is really insulting … I don’t know that I can take it anymore. I’ll deffo be watching The City … and I’ll prolly still watch The Hills but … it just doesn’t seem like a fun show anymore. I guess we’ll see what happens the new season airs … but at this point, I’m ready to say Peace the Spork Out! It’s kinda like what LC said about Heidi, I only know how to love the show and I only know how to hate the show. It was fun while it lasted.

[Photo credit: Splash News]

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt DID NOT Legally Wed

The truth is out there
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Okay, so this post isn’t really a recap post of last night’s ep of The Hills (that is yet to come) but it does concern the events that transpired in last night’s episode. You may recall that a few weeks ago, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt appeared on the cover of US Weekly magazine announcing to the world that they had eloped and were married in a quickie wedding in Mexico. After scrambling to shoot video footage of the couple’s supposed nuptials in Mexico, MTV hastily broadcast re-staged scenes of the events leading up to the “wedding” on last week’s episode of The Hills and showed preview footage of this week’s ep that appeared to show the couple standing before a judge in SoCal presumably legalizing the wedding they had in Mexico. After a bit of investigating, it was determined that no marriage license was ever filed for the couple anywhere in Los Angeles county calling into question the legality of the marriage … in response, Spencer went on Ryan Seacrest’s radio program and staunchly defended the legality of his marriage to Heidi. On last night’s ep of The Hills, we finally learned the truth … the couple DID NOT legalize their wedding after returning to LA, balking at “the last minute” so that the pair could enjoy a real dream wedding sometime in the future. Yes, folks … it was ALL a SHAM!


In the final minutes of The Hills season finale, Spencer nixed his plan to legalize his Mexican wedding to Heidi Montag – at least for now. After eloping in a Mexican ceremony on November 19, Heidi and Spencer both vowed to make their union legal stateside. Pratt told Ryan Seacrest recently they had done just that by marrying again in a Beverly Hills courthouse. Pratt said to Seacrest on his radio show: “We checked the confidentially box, so good luck [finding our marriage license] people!” The Associated Press questioned the legality because the judge shown in the trailer doesn’t sit on the bench at the Los Angeles Superior Court, and civil wedding ceremonies are usually performed in chambers instead of courtrooms. At the time, a MTV spokesperson told Usmagazine.com in a statement: “MTV crews captured Heidi and Spencer at the Beverly Hills Courthouse with the Deputy Commissioner who handles all civil unions. We filmed after hours at the request of the courthouse so our cameras would not inconvenience other couples getting married that day.” But in the end, it was their families that convinced Spencer not to follow through with the quickie courthouse ceremony. During the finale, Heidi’s mom, Darlene, told Spencer, “I know you manipulated and plotted this whole wedding. It’s too fast, too much. You know she had dreams of a bigger wedding. I can’t let you go to the courthouse and make this wedding legal.” Last month, Darlene Egelhoff told Us Weekly that she didn’t trust Spencer. “He’s manipulative and seems to have power over Heidi. I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged.” Pratt responded on Seacrest’s radio show, “I am sure she is just hurt and reacting crazy because she wasn’t there.” Spencer’s sister, Stephanie also had a strong opinion about the civil ceremony, telling him, “”You can’t do this. She’s going to regret this. I think this is wrong.” Finally, in front of Deputy Commissioner, Donna Jones, Heidi proclaims, “I, Heidi, take thee Spencer to be my lawfully wedded husband for better or for worse for as long as we both shall live.” After a tense few seconds, Spencer pauses, and tells Montag, “I feel like we’re doing something sneaky and shady.” As Montag begins to cry, she says, “Of course I want my mom here.” Pratt responds, “I just want to give you the wedding of your dreams that you have been talking about for three years. I’ll deal with it It’s worth it to be with you the rest of my life. We’ll do it the way you want, I’m sorry, I love you so much.”

I mean … yeah … not really that big a shock to me. That the couple would go to such lengths to fake a wedding and milk the media attention to the fullest is not at all a surprise to me at all. For the most part, we all ate it up hook, line and sinker … so, in the end, I guess they win. Truth be told, I think I’m glad that the couple managed to pull off (at least for a while) their sham marriage … it kept things interesting and managed to make this season of The Hills a wee bit more compelling. While none of it was anywhere near the realm of believability … it was entertaining. That said, I think I’m done with the show. I’m sure this isn’t the last we’ll be hearing of the Speidi wedding … I’m pretty sure the couple plans to stay relevant in the media for as long as possible. I suppose we can only guess what’s to come from the couple in 2009. Whatever they’ve got planned, I’m sure it’ll be as “legal as the ring on [Spencer's] finger”.

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