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OY … I guess I knew it was too good to last. Earlier today we saw pics of a very smiling Jennifer Aniston as she made her way out of a restaurant double-date last night in the arms of her loverboy John Mayer. I guessed that mebbe John had convinced Jen that the paps are her friends and to smile pretty for the cameras … it looks like that is not the case. Here are a few pics of Jen making her shameful exit from John Mayer‘s hotel today after spending the night with him there last night:

In the woman’s defense, it is called the walk of shame for a reason … I don’t think anyone wants photographic proof of them leaving the site of the previous night’s booty-call. Also, it’s damn cold and snowy in NYC today … I don’t blame her for covering up as much as possible. Honestly, tho, I don’t really believe that Jen is going to start a new life as a pap-friendly celeb … but it sure was cool to see her lookin’ happy, proud and open to be with her man last night.

[Photo credit: INFdaily, Bauer-Griffin]

Aussie hotness Hugh Jackman was snapped going thru the routine of disrobing as he made his way thru airport security at LAX this week … and even tho the man wasn’t required to take off all of his clothes, I think we can all appreciate him taking off as much as necessary for airline security:

Yeah, that settles it — it is physically IMPOSSIBLE for Hugh Jackman to look bad. I mean, these photos aren’t near as fleshy as some of his other pics and yet, there is a certain sexiness to them. MMM MMM MMM, enjoy :)

[Photo credit: Splash News]

MTV has updated the official website for their new series The City and has released a bunch of new promo pics of the new cast as well as bios on each of the cavalcade of characters. Here is a new promo photo of star Whitney Port and her core group of new NYC BFFs … kinda like her Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag but are named Erin Lucas (right) and Olivia Palermo (left):

Geeze … Erin and Olivia even kinda look like Audrina and Heidi. As you may recall, when The Hills started out, Lauren LC Conrad was supertight with Heidi and Audrina … and then, well, the drama happened. I suspect that these new ladies will prove the same sort of foils for Whitney in her quest to become a city girl. It’s a proven formula that works … so, why not. After the jump, check out a bunch of individual promo pics of the whole cast of The City, including the dudes who will be helping these ladies will all their dramatic needs …

Last night I met up with Mike and Jill for a little pre-holiday dinner together ahead of their upcoming trip to Las Vegas, NV and my trip home to Detroit. We decided to have a fun dinner out at Benihana in Encino, CA. Hee hee, yeah it’s not the poshest place but the food is good and the atmosphere is really fun.

After dinner, I met up with Alek, Darion, Ryan and Johnny so that we could, en mass, make our way to a little Xmas celebration hosted by photographer Lewis Payton. The shindig was held outside in his courtyard which made for a chilly time but we managed keep ourselves warm for the majority of the night. Here are a few pics from last night’s fun:

Hee hee … we had a blast. Much love goes out to Lewis for having us at his home, we had a really fun night together.

Tonight I’m planning to meet up with Josh for another pre-holiday dinner before he flies off to Oregon for the holidays … and at some point, I have to start packing for my upcoming trips to Detroit, NYC and Iceland. OY!

• Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel set a wedding date.
• Paris Hilton got robbed!
• Sad news … Majel Barrett, widow of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry, passed away yesterday.
• Balthazar Getty is having a hard time hanging on to friends.
• Yikes! David Copperfield accidentally injures one of his assistants in a magic trick gone awry.
• Bristol Palin’s soon-to-be mother-in-law was arrested for drug possession, one day before she is due to give birth.
• Star Trek is finally, boldly going gay.
• It’s a bird, it’s a plane …
• The artist who created the iconic Obama Hope illustration is not pleased with Obama‘s decision to have evangelical Rick Warren preside over his inauguration.
• Eva Mendes does Allure magazine.
• Rihanna
  

Birthday lurve and wishes go out to our dear Jake Gyllenhaal who turns 28 years old today. Altho there has been a significant lack of Jakey pooness on the blog this year, I don’t believe that our love and devotion for the lad has diminished in any capacity. Despite the fact that Reese Witherspoon appears to be enjoying the fruits of our labor, I think it is still prudent to send our love out to Jake today:

Here’s hoping that Jake has an amazing birthday today and that he will be back in the public eye in 2009 with the release of his new movie Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. I really miss my semi-daily Jakey poo updates so I’m really looking forward to the new year. Happy Birthday, Jake! Don’t do anything with Reese that I wouldn’t do ;)

Earlier today we saw a couple photos of Xtina Aguilera and her hubby Jordy Bratman dressed up like droog characters from A Clockwork Orange and I mentioned that the pair were partying with Nicole Richie in celebration of Xtina‘s 28th birthday yesterday. At the time of this morning’s posting, I was unaware that Joel Madden — who also attended Xtina‘s party last night — also dressed up like a Clockwork Orange droog …

… and he was lookin’ pretty damn good, too. The look works for him, yes? Clearly, Nicole was not interested in playing dress-up with the other kids.

Incidentally, Pink reader Gina sent me a picture of her son dressed up like a droog from A Clockwork Orange that is TOO CUTE not to share:

Sorry Xtina, Jordy and Joel … I think this little guy is the best, cutest looking droogy of all y’all.

[Photo credit: X17]

Earlier this week we saw a few photos of Prince William rockin’ a newly grown beard as he hunted pheasants with his younger brother Prince Harry and his girlfriend Kate Middleton … well, last night Wills and Kate stepped out on the town together, partying into the wee hours of the morning, and Willy‘s chin pubes were in full effect:

Nights on the town have been a rarity for Kate Middleton and Prince William in recent months, but the couple made up for lost time with a visit to London’s Whisky Mist. The pair were spotted arriving at the bar – a popular royal haunt – at 12.30am where they partied until the early hours of this morning. And while Kate, who enjoyed dinner at Eight Over Eight restaurant in Chelsea with sister Pippa earlier in the evening, was dressed to the nines in an electric blue dress, it was her boyfriend’s facial hair that was attracting all the attention. It seems the prince, who is said to have stopped shaving while on a recent anti-drug smuggling exercise with the Special Boat Service in the Caribbean, has become rather attached to the rugged look. It is believed that he grew the beard in an attempt to disguise his identity during the 10-day mission. It’s something of a family tradition – his father, the Prince of Wales, sported facial hair while serving in Alaska in 1975, as did William’s grandfather Prince Philip during his own wartime service aboard HMS Valiant. However the look will be short lived – next year he joins the RAF, where beards are banned. ‘Waity Katie’, as she has become known because of her apparent willingness to wait around until William proposes, is said to have been unimpressed with his decision to commit to the RAF for the next seven years. But there was no signs of strain as they enjoyed their evening on the town. William and Kate, both 26, recently returned from holiday with friends at Wood Farm on the Queen’s 20,000-acre Norfolk estate where they went on a pheasant shoot with Prince Harry and friends. It was the first time the couple had been photographed together since September, when they attended a friend’s wedding in Austria.

I get the whole Royal “tradition” thing about growing a beard before entering military service but I think the new facial hair is also a sign that Wills, bless his heart, is trying to offset the hair that is thinning on top of his head by letting the hair on the bottom of his head grow as much as it can. I, for one, really like the more rugged look on him. Even tho the lad is a tall drink of water, I think he still has a bit of a baby face … the hair mans him up a bit, I think. I say we enjoy the beard for as long as we can … soon enough, it’ll be snipped off and all but a memory.

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Contrary to rumors and reports going around the Interweb, Jermaine Dupri reveals that Janet Jackson is not pregs on his official blog. He also clarifies that the couple are still very much together. Speculation about the couple, who have been together for the past few years, was that they were expecting their first child together after Janet canceled a few concert dates due to a “mysterious illness” that was later explained as vertigo … so Jermaine took it upon himself to clear the air:

TO ALL THE JANET FANS,

AS YOU ALL KNOW JANET IS A VERY PRIVATE PERSON THE ONLY REASON YOU SEE HER AS MUCH AS YOU DO ON MY YOUTUBE VLOG IS BECAUSE OF ME LOL BUT I HEAR YALL AND YOUR QUESTIONS. SO HEAR YOU HAVE IT … NO SHE IS NOT PREGNANT AND YES WE’RE STILL TOGETHER. IT BAFFLES ME HOW YALL LET THESE BLOG AND MAGAZINES CONTROL YOUR LIFES THAT’S WHY I CREATED GLOBAL14.COM SO WHEN EVER HEAR SHIT ABOUT ME YOU CAN COME RIGHT HERE AND GET THE TRUTH.

JD…HOLLA

I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY JD FEELS THE NEED TO YELL but I’m glad to hear that he is willing to clear up any misconceptions and erroneous reports by blogging about them on his site. Truth be told, Janet is the only Jackson that I would like to see spawn so it’s unfortunate that she’s not pregs but … mebbe someday. Keep at it, Jermaine … mebbe you can get a baby in her sometime soon ;)

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Lovebirds Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer made a very public and showy exit from the NYC eatery La Esquina after double-date dining with the very married Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos last night. While Jennifer Aniston usually tends to do everything in her power to hide behind things like purses, newspapers/magazines, coffee cups, etc. it was a very different matter last night. Cuddled up with her paramour John Mayer, who is never one to shy away from cameras, the couple brazenly walked the streets of NYC cooing and googly-eyeing one another along the way:

I believe that Kelly and Mark left the restaurant engulfed in flames, screaming out for any passer-by to offer assistance but the world was so centered on Mayerston’s walk that no one paid attention to them in the slightest. For those who might not be aware, that was a joke. In any event, Jen and John were all smiley with one another and, surprisingly, did not attempt to hide their faces from the swarm of cameras that were following them. After the jump, check out video of the pair walking together in NYC last night …