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Okay … LOL! The fine folks at OceanUp.com managed to nab a couple pics with High School Musical stars (and supposed lovers) Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens posing with a fan inside a — get this — sex shop. Man, I bet the folks at Walt Disney Co. are gonna looooooove seeing this … as I’m sure all y’all will as well:

You gotta love the blow-up sheep sex doll that is hanging in the Zac pic and the tiny penis toys in the Vanessa pic … perhaps they were doing a bit of Xmas shopping for their family, friends and/or HSM co-stars? I wonder what they picked out for Ashley Tisdale. On second thought, mebbe I don’t wanna know. Meh, I think it’s kinda cool/a bit disturbing that these two Disney stars have started shopping at sex shops together. I mean … kids these days! Sheesh!

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Here are a few pics of hunky hottie Scott Caan out for a morning surf in Malibu, CA earlier today lookin’ all kinds of insanely hawt:

And while these photos are pretty fun in and of themselves, there’s more to be had … much more. Scott, like any serious surfer, waited until he got to the beach to get out of his civilian clothes and squeeze into his rubber wetsuit. To do so, he tried the famous towel-wrapped-around-the-waist-for-privacy tactic to cover up his naughty bits while he undressed and redressed. Unfortch for Scott (and very fortch for us), he wasn’t entirely successful in covering up his naughties. After the jump, check out a few VERY NSFW images of Scott and his nekkid nether region gettin’ some air (in plain sight of anyone with eyes … or a camera) as he un/redressed earlier today …

Paris Hilton, newly separated from ex-boyfriend Benji Madden of Good Charlotte, appears to be gearing up for the holidays because she was snapped — all dolled up in her best green tracksuit and a stunning Santa Baby tank top — making her way into the Trashy Lingerie store here in LA yesterday afternoon:

I mean Paris Hilton + Trashy Lingerie … could it be any easier? Mebbe, perhaps, Miss Hilton was just doing a bit of Xmas shopping for her mother or sister? Ew, on second thought — scratch that idea from your minds. Ah well … let’s just assume that Paris decided to swing by the Trashy Lingerie shop (By Appointment Only) to check out their festive holiday window display. Don’t you just love when folks get into the Xmas spirit like this?

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14-time Olympic Gold-Medalist Michael Phelps is featured on the cover of the new issue of ESPN magazine … kinda. While Phelpsie is featured on the mag, his cover is only an alternate cover to the main coverphoto which features Falcons quarterback Matt Ryan who has been voted by ESPN magazine readers as the NEXT big thing in sports for 2009. Here is Phelps‘s magazine coverphoto, in honor of the ESPN 100 list, and a brief description of the two available covers out this month:

The Magazine asked. The fans voted. Matt Ryan is NEXT. ESPN The Magazine polled fans to select the athlete destined to make the biggest impact on sports in the coming year (and years to come). In the double covered NEXT/ESPN 100 issue on newsstands Friday, December 5, this year’s choice and cover athlete is Falcons QB Matt Ryan. Ryan is NEXT – but not for the potential of his golden arm or for the steely temperament that earned him the nickname “Matty Ice” in high school and comparisons to Tom Brady as an NFL rookie. Ryan is NEXT because he is NOW. This was supposed to be a rebuilding year in Atlanta; get a few extra Ws over last year’s 4-12 season and rebuild the squad’s character besmirched by the off-the-field actions of its previous QB. Ryan wasn’t expected to orchestrate last-second comebacks nor was he expected to earn NFC offensive Player of the Week nods … The alternate cover of The Magazine features a tricked out Michael Phelps and The ESPN 100, The Mag’s annual list of the biggest achievements, letdowns and sports controversies of the year. The flip side also includes the “Year in Sports Test” – 100 questions on the 2008 sports year. Who threw out the ceremonial first pitch before the Rays beat the Red Sox in Game 7 of the ALCS? During the telecast of the Giants’ Super Bowl upset over the Pats, what was the first thing announcer Troy Aikman said following David Tyree’s helmet catch? True or False: Rafael Nadal defeated Roger Federer in the longest men’s final in Wimbledon history… and much more!

Haters be damned, this coverphoto of Michael Phelps looks really very cool. At first, it looked to me like the photo was a representation of the machinery inside Phelpsie‘s body but I then realized that the embellishments are merely artistic additions. Hahahaha … it gives us a feel for how Phelps would look with a bunch of tattoos. There is no question, Michael Phelps had an amazing year this year and is absolutely deserving of all the accolades that continue to rain down on him. Arguably the greatest Olympian of all time, I’d say that Michael Phelps deffo deserves the cover of The ESPN 100 issue magazine … even if it is only an alt cover. He looks great, no?

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Jennifer Aniston, Owen Wilson and gads of other celebs made their way out to the Mann Village Theater in Westwood, CA (the site of the LA premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button earlier this week) for the Hollywood premiere of their new movie Marley & Me. Once on the red carpet, the topic turned from this dog movie to the subject of Jen‘s sexy GQ coverphoto … which Jen claims isn’t meant to make a statement … it is what it is:

Looking stunning and dressed for the occasion, provocative cover girl Jennifer Aniston worked the red carpet with costar Owen Wilson at Thursday’s Los Angeles premiere of their comedy Marley and Me, at the Mann Village Theater in Westwood. Summing up the film’s universal appeal – Marley is a tale about a dog – Aniston, 39, called it “a true story, about a family and their life.” With nearly everyone also interested in the tale behind Aniston’s new eye-opening GQ cover, the star was asked what sort of message she was trying to send by wearing nothing more than a necktie for the magazine. She replied, with a laugh: “I wasn’t trying to make any kind of statement!” Aniston’s boyfriend, John Mayer, did have something to say, on the other hand. Arriving about 10 minutes before Aniston and Wilson, the musician told reporters that he was there to “support my girl.” Meanwhile, Marley costars Eric Dane and Alan Arkin also spoke up – in support of Aniston’s GQ pose. “I’m going to renew my subscription,” said Dane. “”She always looks fabulous, she will look fabulous at 50.”

LOL … I think that fabulous at 50 comment was meant as a compliment even tho it kinda doesn’t sound like one. While Brad’s premiere culled together all of the Hollywood A-Listers, Jen could take comfort in the fact that Kristin Cavallari of Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County fame deigned to make an appearance at the event ;) Honestly, I doubt Jen cared who was there as long as she had her boo John Mayer there to lend his support. After the jump, check out a couple photos of Mayerston arm in arm as they made their way out together from the Marley & Me afterparty last night …

So … last day was my last spent as a blonde as I had my dear friend and hairstylist Josh cut and re-color my hair back to brown. I feel like the blonde is a nice summer look … and I’m kinda tired of fried hair. So, of course, he had to refry my hair but with darker color ;) Ah well, when next I cut my hair things should be totally back to normal. Last night, David and I weren’t really interested in much other than watching Survivor: Gabon (OMG, Kenny is going DOWN!) and the new Meryl Streep film Doubt (based on the play of the same name). Folks, Doubt is pretty damn good … mostly because of the acting performances turned in by Meryl, Amy Adams and Philip Seymour-Hoffman:

Hands down, Meryl Streep is the best thing in this film. If she doesn’t get nominated for an Academy Award, I’ll sue. In fact, if she don’t win the award for Best Actress, I’ll double-sue. Amy Adams and Philip Seymour-Hoffman were also very good in their roles, I suspect they’ll garner noms as well. These players make the movie seem so effortless — the so wholly become their characters, it was a wonder to watch. You can tell that the movie is based on a play as it has that feel but the story is so compelling, I was enraptured. Meryl‘s character, Sister Aloysius, is basically the epitome of evil. She lives to find the worst in everything and refuses to even consider the good. That she is a nun only makes her character even more dastardly. Of course a character like this has her faults (ie. she sees no problem using lies to find out the truth — and feels justified in doing so) and that makes her even more deliciously evil. I really love how the movie ends with a cloud of uncertain doubt … did he or didn’t he? Just brills. I wholly enjoyed this film … I only wish I had been able to see the play beforehand. I’m gonna have to see a production of it as soon as I can. Meryl really makes this film … it really is a tour de force.

This afternoon, Darion, David and I are jetting off to Las Vegas for the weekend … we’re seeing Criss Angel‘s Cirque du Soleil show tonight and then will be seeing NIN at Planet Hollywood tomorrow night. Wee!! Should be fun … I’m sure they’ll be pix to come.

• Hugh Jackman has been tapped to host the 2009 Academy Awards.
• Good news! Reports of a Gossip Girl spin-off have been shot down by The CW as “untrue”.
• New Moon gets its director.
• Larry Birkhead unveils one last tribute to the late Anna Nicole Smith and her son Daniel.
• Pete Wentz says photos of his baby aren’t for sale, the New York Post says, Good, cuz no one’s buyin’.
• Jennifer Aniston says that she wasn’t “trying to make any statement” with her nekkid GQ pics.
• Fmr. Sec of State Colin Powell is a friend of the gays.
• Tom Ford is resolving to love the ladies (or at least one lady) in 2009.
• Australia’s Gods of Football give us a lot to swoon about.
• Lance Bass reveals that Dancing with the Stars caused the death of LaBastian.
• Kirsten Bell does Complex magazine: The Outtakes
• Audrina Patridge likes to shop in her bikini.
• Tom Cruise lookin’ to follow in Katie Holmes‘s footsteps?
• Pamela Anderson gets tricky.
• Mayim Bialik (Blossom) is 33, Jennifer Connelly is 38, Dionne Warwick is 68 and Bob Barker is 85 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Tommy Hilfiger got hitched.
• The UK government is lookin’ to extend royalties rights.
• Billboard magazine names Chris Brown as the Top Artist of 2008.

Here is our first look at new poster artwork for the forthcoming live-action GI Joe movie Rise of Cobra. As you may recall, we got to see a lot of photos of the GI Joe cast in full costume earlier this year and it looks like some of those photos were used in the creation of this movie poster. Additionally, a teaser trailer for the film is being test marketed and, well, unfortch the news isn’t good … in fact, the footage reviewed HERE claims that it is “worse than horrible” — Ouch!

I just came from a “test screening” of the first teaser trailer for “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra.” What can I say about it? Well, it was horrible. No, actually it was worse than horrible. The trailer begins with some jets zooming by and dropping some bombs. Then we see Dennis Quaid as Hawk talking to members of a new elite fighting force he says has been put together to fight terrorism. We see a couple of terrorist attacks, some G.I. Joe guys dressed like Snake Eyes jumping out of a plane, and the Eiffel tower being toppled by what looks like some green ooze. Next we see some quick shots of a number of characters like Scarlett, Channing Tatum’s Duke on a motorcycle, Sienna Miller as the Baroness sliding down a staircase railing, and a quick shot of Snake Eyes and Stormshadow fighting. About the Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow fight … it looks about as bad as a fight from the “Double Dragon” movie from the early 90′s. Finally we get another quick editing job of some action sequences that go by really too quick to make anything out, and then finally there is this really lame sequence featuring some horrible CG work, as a couple of rockets are launched at some Joes dressed again to look like Snake Eyes. They do this dive/twirl through mid air where they some how avoid the rockets as they swirl by. The “G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra” title appears on screen followed by “Summer 2009.” In all the trailer was about a minute long. I was told they are testing the trailer for debut as a possible Super Bowl commercial. There was no footage of Destro, Zartan, or Cobra Commander. More than likely because they look so bad, based on the above described footage. From the trailer, it looks like this is going to be a horrible movie. Way too cheesy for my taste anyways. So I suspect that the Super Bowl is when we will be seeing this first teaser trailer.

While news of this review is a bit disappointing, I think I’ll reserve judgment until I’m able to see this footage for myself. I mean … I want GI Joe to be an awesome movie but I suspect there’ll be a bit of cheese in the mix as well. I mean, HELLO!, the GI Joe/Cobra weapons fire laser beams, y’all … that’s cheesy. I’m really not looking for Oscar-caliber performances from this movie, I just want a fun flick that will revive the nostalgic feelings I have for GI Joe. Watching Channing Tatum running around in black, body-hugging spandex-like materials is also something I’m looking forward to seeing as well. Honestly, this review doesn’t really make the movie sound that bad at all … I say, let’s wait until we can see some footage for ourselves before making any disparaging remarks about this movie. Yo, Joe!

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Ready or not … the Tonner Doll Company has been named as the official licensee for a new line of action figure/dolls based on characters from Summit Entertainment‘s Twilight Saga movie franchise. Naturally, the first two dolls to be produced are the ones based on Bella Swan (as played by Kristen Stewart) and Edward Cullen (as played by Robert Pattinson) … behold:

From the press release: Tonner Doll Company, an award-winning designer and manufacturer of high-end collectible dolls and figures, has been granted the license for character figures based on the much-anticipated movie from Summit Entertainment, TWILIGHT, which arrives in theatres nation-wide on November 21, 2008.
Sculpted in the likenesses of the film’s lead characters – Edward Cullen (as portrayed by Robert Pattinson) and Bella Swan (as portrayed by Kristen Stewart), – each fully-authorized, highly-collectible TONNER CHARACTER FIGURE (TCF) will give fans the opportunity to possess their very own Edward and Bella for all eternity. TWILIGHT TONNER CHARACTER FIGURES range from 15″-17″ tall with multiple articulated joints for expressive movement and mobility. In keeping with the fine detail and high-end quality of Tonner’s other popular product lines, they will feature hand-detailed face painting, rooted hair, and authentic costuming. Based on Stephenie Meyer’s best-selling book series, having sold more than 10 million copies domestically, Twilight has captured the attention of readers of all ages, via its action-packed, modern-day love story between a teenage girl and a “good” vampire, who must protect her from “bad” vampires while resisting his natural instincts. Tonner’s marketing division began to take shape with its HARRY POTTER film series and is now in full swing with the addition of TWILIGHT. Romances are abundant in both storylines and have become much more important elements to this burgeoning, sought after segment of buyers. “TWILIGHT was the perfect project to help launch us further into the teen and adult market,” Robert Tonner, CEO and head designer of the TONNER Company says. “I am a huge fan of Stephenie Meyer’s work and I intend to read everything she writes,” Tonner explains. “She is unbelievably talented and it’s an honor to be able to work on this project.” Tonner plans to release other characters from the film in addition to Edward and Bella. “I want to make them all,” Tonner admits. “I’m having such a blast reading the books and getting to know all of the characters. I’m also reviewing movie stills, sculpting and designing. I’m completely immersed in their world,” he says. TONNER CHARACTER FIGURES can be purchased direct via tonnercompanystore.com as well as at gift and toy specialty retailers nationwide, including FAO Schwarz. Sculpted in the likeness of the film’s character, EDWARD CULLEN (as portrayed by Robert Pattinson). This TONNER CHARACTER FIGURE™ is approximately 17” tall and includes 14 points of articulation (neck, shoulders, elbows, wrists, chest, hips, knees, and ankles). He features hand painted features and rooted saran hair. EDWARD comes dressed straight from the movie in a t-shirt, jeans, socks, shoes with working laces, and tailored coat. Sculpted in the likeness of the film’s character, BELLA SWAN (as portrayed by Kristen Stewart). This TONNER CHARACTER FIGURE™ is approximately 15” tall and includes 15 points of articulation (neck, shoulders, elbows, wrists, bust line, waist, hips, knees, and ankles). She features hand painted features and rooted saran hair. BELLA comes dressed straight from the movie in a tank top under an embroidered peasant top, boot-cut corduroys, socks, shoes with working laces, and detailed jacket. Pricing information to be announced at a later date.

No word if the dolls are anatomically correct but even if they are not, fans can still have hours of fun using these dolls to come up with various vampire-on-human interactions to their heart’s content. Imagine all the ways one can use the Edward doll to silently stalk the Bella doll as she sleeps. OR, fans can opt out of getting the Bella doll altogether and live out their playtime scenarios with just the Edward doll … er, which kinda sounds all sorts of creepy the more I think about it so … mebbe it’s best we don’t go down that route. The dolls are scheduled to be available for sale by the Spring. Any of y’all putting these things on your Xmas wish list for next year?

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Mariah Carey made an appearance on The Early Show this morning on CBS to surprised one lucky girl by making her wish come true. Mimi teamed up with Macy’s and the Make-A-Wish Foundation to participate in their Believe campaign in order to surprise a lucky fan live on air. Here are pics of Mimi with Early Show host Julie Chen at the CBS Studios in NYC this morning:

Amid rumors that Mariah *may* be pregs with her first child (with hubby Nick Cannon), Mimi was gracious enough to grant the wish of … a hug. I understand all the little girl wanted was to meet and hug Mariah Carey … which is just too sweet for words. I understand that the lucky little girl was also showered with gifts … but I have so much respect for celebs who participate in campaigns by the Make-A-Wish Foundation. I love Mariah Carey … seeing her do stuff like this only makes me love her more.

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