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Pink reader Brock gave me the head’s up that Kevin Federline, who recently appeared on the cover of People magazine and at a bowling alley in Woodland Hills, CA, has released a new rap song for public consumption. Brock warned me that the track was full of sterotypes about African Americans but, honestly, I wasn’t really sure what that meant. I mean, would a Caucasian rapper really record a song that could be offensive to African Americans if he really wanted to have a successful music career? Could someone be that stupid? The answer, unfortunately, is yes:

UPDATE: Pink reader Christina informs me that this song hosted by AllHipHop.com is NOT Kevin Federline and is, in fact, a parody created by KROQ. If interested, you can click HERE to hear the track in full for yourselves but, personally, I don’t find it very funny at all. The racial stereotyping is pretty gross.

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Last Friday we learned that convicted felon OJ Simpson was sentenced to upwards of 15 years in prison and today we get to see his most recent mugshot. Simpson was transferred to the High Desert State Prison in Indian Springs, Nevada and was asked to pose for this pretty picture before getting thrown into his cell:

It is my sincere hope that this is the last image of OJ Simpson that we will be seeing for many, many, many years to come. Enjoy prison, OJ!

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Nicole Richie has been spending the last few days in Moscow, Russia as the personal guest of designer Kira Plastinina and managed to spend some time out and about in the city to take in some of the sights. Here are a couple pics of Nicole doing a bit of sight-seeing in Red Square:

Nicole left her beautiful daughter Harlow Winter back home in SoCal with her father Joel Madden, I believe, for the first extended time away since she was born last January. I’m sure it’s difficult for Nicole to be away from her baby girl but I’m sure she’s also really enjoying the alonetime. Here’s hoping Nicole gets home safe and sound and back in baby’s arms real soon.

[Photo credit: Splash News]

Kiefer Sutherland, star of Film and TV, was honored with his very own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in a ceremony that was held on Hollywood Blvd. right next to the famed Roosevelt Hotel. Here are a few pics of Kiefer along with family and friends at today’s award ceremony for the 2, 377th star on the Walk of Fame:

Emmy Award-winning actor Kiefer Sutherland received the 2,377th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Tuesday, just more than a month before the season premiere of “24,” the Fox Broadcasting series that made him a worldwide star. His father, actor Donald Sutherland, and Joel Schumacher, who directed Kiefer Sutherland in four films, joined him in speaking at the late-morning ceremony next to the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. Sutherland was born Dec. 21, 1966, in London while his parents, both actors, were working there. The Sutherlands soon moved to California, but the marriage ended in divorce in 1972. In 1975, Sutherland moved with his mother, Shirley Douglas, to Toronto, where he spent the rest of his youth. Sutherland made his acting debut in the 1983 film, “Max Dugan Returns,” alongside his father. The two also appeared together in the 1996 film “A Time to Kill.” He appeared with his mother in “Woman Wanted” in 2000. His first major motion picture was the 1984 Canadian drama, “The Bay Boy,” which earned him a nomination for a Genie Award, the Canadian version of the Academy Award. Sutherland’s other movie credits include “Stand By Me,” “The Lost Boys,” “Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me,” “A Few Good Men,” “Flatliners,” “Young Guns,” and “The Three Musketeers.”

While Kiefer was pretty amazing in Stand By Me, The Lost Boys, A Few Good Men and Flatliners (to name but a few of my fave Kief movies), I love him most for his portrayal of Jack Bauer on the hit FOX series 24. It’s amazing … you never think about how many films a person has appeared in until you see them listed before you … Kiefer has been working his ass off and I am thrilled that he is finally being honored for his accomplishments. I love that his castmates from 24 (most especially Mary Lynn Rajskub) came out for the ceremony but I think I like the pic of Kiefer with his father Donald the most. Much love and congrats, Kiefer! You have deffo earned this honor.

[Photo credit: Splash News; Source]

Yesterday we learned that Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke has been fired from any future directing duties of any of the forthcoming Twilight Saga films (which many Pink readers were happy to learn) and today we get to see pics of Hardwicke with Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart smiling pretty for the cameras at a photocall for the film which took place at the Hotel Crillon in Paris, France last night:

I must say … it really looks like Catherine is being a good sport in these photos. I bet it’s difficult for her to continue to promote the film after learning her fate from the movie studio. That being said, she worked really hard on Twilight and I can understand why she would want to do everything she can to make her film as successful as possible. Good on her for keeping her head held high.

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Britney Spears, who released her new album and celebrated her 27th birthday one week ago today and who released her newest music video this past Thursday (after the vid leaked to the Interweb the day before), has unveiled the cover artwork for her new single Circus … check it out:

This photo is hawt, y’all. I love this artwork much better than the artwork for Womanizer. I am dying to hear remixes of Circus … the song is so infectious as it is, I bet the remixes are gonna rule.

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Last night I met up with Steph, Alek and Darion for a little din-din at Fat Fish on Robertson Blvd. in West Hollywood, CA before we went over to Eleven to have a drink with a friend of S&A who works there. Then we all made our way over to The Abbey to watch Candis Cayne (one of the stars of the late Dirty, Sexy Money) perform her weekly show. I’ve heard many great things about Candis‘s show and once I heard she was doing a performance of Beyoncé‘s Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It), well, I just had to see her for myself. Here are a few pics from her show last night:

Folks … she was amazing. She told some really funny stories, broke the news that she will be appearing on 2 eps of Nip/Tuck next year and, of course, put on a few performances that were just … amazing. After the jump, check out Candis‘s performance of Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) …

• Oprah Winfrey comes clean about her recent weight gain.
• Sad news … Mark Ruffalo‘s brother, who was shot in the head a few days ago, has died :(
• NBC manages to hang on to Jay Leno.
• Blur announce their reunion.
• Lindsay Lohan blogs that she is still happily attached to Samantha Ronson.
• Coldplay deny stealing from Joe Satriani.
• Gossip Girl has more reality to it than The Hills does.
• A Day Without a Gay is set for tomorrow.
• Big boys like their toys, too.
• The Governor of Illinois has been arrested on corruption charges, after he allegedly tried to sell Obama‘s Senate seat..
• Jessica Biel: Stripper
• Tila Tequila, author, promotes her new book.
• Jessica Simpson calls her singing voice a “gift” from God and feels it is her duty to share it with the world.
• “He’s a rare one. He is extraordinary and it is wonderful to watch him.” — Jennifer Aniston on John Mayer
• Jesse Metcalfe is 30, Tre Cool of Green Day is 36, Felicity Huffman is 46, Michael Dorn (Star Trek: The Next Generation) is 56 and Judi Dench is 74 years old. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Josh Freese reveals why he is leaving Nine Inch Nails. [thanks Lauren]
• After 2009, NIN to stop touring altogether?
• THIS fan-made video for Britney Spears‘s song Circus is just too.wrong.for.words.

And so … the official transition from The Hills to The City has gotten underway. Last night’s ep of The Hills was the first where we got to see the baton passed from Lauren LC Conrad (who, I must interject, has been such a non-character this season) to Whitney Port as the next generation of faux-reality television programming is born on MTV:

The drama in last night’s ep really centered around Whitney getting a job offer to work for Diane Von Furstenberg in NYC (which, of course, will be the central focus of the spin-off show The City … and we also know will be about as real as The Hills is) from her former boss Kelly Cutrone from People’s Revolution (who, it’s being reported, just signed a deal to get her own reality TV show). There were two minor side stories — one about LC‘s parents moving out of her multi-million dollar home and one about Stephanie Pratt dumping her pantyweight boyfriend. Honestly, I was entertained last night … not sure why but I liked it. After the jump, find out what sorts of hijinks went down on the ep titled Dream Boy, Dream Job …

Ashlee Simpson made her first post-baby public appearance at a private Fall Out Boy concert at The Troubadour here in West Hollywood, CA last night and she was lookin’ radiantly mamaesque … behold:

Thus far we’ve seen neither hide nor hair of little baby Bronx Mowgli and I suspect it’ll be a very long time before we get to see the little guy (I’d bet good money that papa Joe Simpson has brokered a deal for the first photos of the little tyke and we won’t even get a glimpse of him until those photos are published) but it was very cool to see Ashlee out and about and lookin’ so well. I would say that motherhood agrees with her :) Here’s hopin’ we get to see more of Ash out and about … mebbe with little Bronx Mowgli as well? Yeah, I won’t hold my breath. Doesn’t Ashlee look great?

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