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It’s game time … can you guess which Hollywood actor AND which ex-popstar trophy wife were each photographed recently while showing off their bad sides as they made their way out and about (he in SoCal, she in the UK) this week? Unfortch for both celebs, the cameras caught small bald spots on each of their heads:

The she might be easier to guess than the he but it does appear that both celebs are thinning just a wee bit on top. After the jump, find out who they are …

Well, well now … what have we here? Minor movie actress Amanda Bynes was lookin’ awfully cozy with ex-reality “star” Doug Reinhardt (who you may recall tasted his 15 minutes of fame when he briefly dated Lauren LC Conrad on The Hills, then buddied up with Brody Jenner … then fell off the face of the planet) as the couple made their way out of Crown Bar here in Hollywood, CA last night. Could it be that lurve is in the air for these two?

Full disclosure … both LC and her Laguna Beach/Hills BFF Lauren Lo Bosworth were also at Crown Bar last night so it’s possible that Amanda and Doug weren’t there expressly for a date — but they sure do look chummy in these pics as they made their way out. They did leave together after all. HMMM. I wonder where they might’ve sneaked off to after the club closed for the night. We all know that Doug has a very high opinion of himself so I suppose Amanda should be thanking her lucky stars that he deigned to be seen with her. Amanda‘s a cutie … I hope she knows what she’s doing with this guy.

UPDATE: A rep for Amanda Bynes confirms to Life & Style magazine that the couple have been “together for a couple of weeks now and are very happy”. The mag also reports that Reinhardt‘s Facebook profile lists him as “in a relationship”. Sounds like the real deal to me.

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The nominations for the 51st Annual Grammy Awards have been announced at a ceremony in LA yesterday that also featured a celebratory concert with performances by John Mayer, Christina Aguilera and more. As for the noms, there were quite a few surprises — like who didn’t get nominated (*cough* Mariah Carey *cough*) — that should make the award show a very interesting one when it airs next February:

Louisiana rapper Lil Wayne garnered the most Grammy nominations, receiving eight, and British alternative rock band Coldplay grabbed seven as the Recording Academy announced this year’s nominees. Lil Wayne and Coldplay were both nominated for the prestigious album of the year award for the 51st annual Grammy Awards. Nominations were announced during a star-studded, prime-time concert special Wednesday night. Rappers Jay-Z and Kanye West and R&B crooner Ne-Yo received six nominations each. Alison Krauss, John Mayer, Robert Plant, Radiohead and newcomer Jazmine Sullivan received five each. Nominees in six categories were announced during the show that aired on CBS. Mayer, Mariah Carey, the Foo Fighters and Taylor Swift performed for the event. Swift, perhaps surprisingly, didn’t receive a single nomination. Though her albums — her 2006 debut CD and her recently released “Fearless” — weren’t eligible for the competition, she released several hit singles during the Grammy consideration window, which ran from October 2007 to September. And despite a huge hit single — “I Kissed a Girl” — Katy Perry failed to be nominated for best new artist. The singer did earn a nomination for best female pop vocal performance. “I feel very grateful to be recognized by an institution of such iconic musical history. I can’t believe it, but this year I won’t be watching the Grammys in my jammies,” she said in a statement. Newcomer Duffy, who had a big hit with “Mercy,” was nominated for three Grammys, including best new artist. She may have to get used to more attention. In October, she told CNN, “I still feel kind of underground in America, which is quite nice in a way though — to be able to sit around the corner at [a Los Angeles] cafe and have my breakfast.” The album of the year nominees are a diverse group. Coldplay’s “Viva La Vida” continues in the British band’s tradition of making big statements; on the other hand, on “Raising Sand,” old hands Plant and Krauss, working with producer T Bone Burnett, created a haunting, minimalist record that hearkens back to old folk and blues recordings. Longtime critics’ darlings Radiohead hit No. 1 with “In Rainbows,” which was equally distinctive for its initial release as a pay-your-own-price download. (The album was released on CD in January.) Lil Wayne had a commercial breakthrough with “Tha Carter III,” the year’s best-selling album, which featured the No. 1 tune “Lollipop.” Hip-hop artist Ne-Yo’s “Year of the Gentleman” deliberately opted for a brighter sound, he said after the ceremony, according to The Associated Press. “When I was putting it together, I was trying to do something that everybody could get into, as opposed to just my pop and R&B core group,” Ne-Yo said, according to the AP. “I was trying to do something that the world could enjoy, and I think that the Grammy people paid attention to that.” Nominees for record of the year are Adele’s “Chasing Pavements”; Coldplay’s “Viva La Vida”; Leona Lewis’ “Bleeding Love”; M.I.A’s “Paper Planes”; and Plant and Krauss’ “Please Read the Letter.” Song of the year, a songwriters’ award, had five nominees: “American Boy,” popularized by Estelle featuring Kanye West; “Chasing Pavements,” whose hit version was performed by Adele; “I’m Yours,” written and performed by Jason Mraz; “Love Song,” written and performed by Sara Bareilles; and Coldplay’s “Viva La Vida,” written by the band. In some ways, it’s an odd time for the industry to celebrate. CD sales have plunged in the last few years, and music downloads, which continue to rise, have yet to fill the gap. With concert ticket prices often well above $50 a pop and wildly fluctuating gasoline prices, musicians are feeling the pinch.

I’m pretty surprised that neither Mariah Carey nor Taylor Swift got any nominations … these are the types of artists that the Grammy Award folks usually love to lavish trophies upon. I wonder if Mimi knew that she was going to get the shaft from the Grammys before she agreed to appear on the Nomination Special that aired on TV last night. I bet she’s pissed. After the jump, check out a few pics of John Mayer and Xtina Aguilera doing their thing on stage at the Grammy Awards Nomination Special that aired on CBS last night …

While things are definitely looking up for Britney Spears and even her most recent ex-husband Kevin Federline is getting favorable press these days, the same cannot be said for Britney‘s first husband (of 55 hours) Jason Alexander who is currently cooling his heels in a Van Nuys, CA jail cell stemming from a DUI bust in 2006. Star magazine was the first to report that Alexander had been busted but TMZ has the deets on why the lad was tossed into the pokey:

Britney Spears’ first husband is in the slammer. On Wednesday, Jason Alexander began a 10-day sentence in Los Angeles County jail for a 2006 DUI arrest. The former Mr. Spears ended up behind bars because he failed to complete a court ordered alcohol rehabilitation program. “Jason messed up and he knows it,” an insider tells Star. “He’s going to keep his head down, stay out of trouble and hopefully he won’t have to serve the entire 10 days.” Britney married Jason, her childhood friend, at 5:30am on January 3, 2004 at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas. The marriage lasted 55 hours ending in an annulment granted by the judge on January 5, 2004. These days Jason, 27, is living in LA’s San Fernando Valley working for a clothing company.

Says TMZ: Jason Alexander didn’t see dead people — so he saw a jail cell instead. TMZ has learned the real reason Brit’s 55 hour first hubby is behind bars in L.A. is because he blew off two court ordered appointments at the county morgue. After Alexander was busted for DUI back in 2006, the judge ordered the 27-year-old to go to an alcohol education program, which required him to visit the local morgue. When the judge learned Alexander had ditched his first 2 appointments, he refused to give him a third chance and promptly chucked him in the slammer. Jason is scheduled to be released on December 9th — and after he serves his stint behind bars, Jason’s obligation to check out the dead bodies will officially be dead.

LOL. This guy really sounds like a winner. And to think … he could’ve been the first Kevin Federline if Britney‘s crack team of lawyers hadn’t swooped in and annulled his marriage to her and then sweeped him under the rug, never to be heard from again. He was SOO close. Ah well. Here’s hoping the lad learns his lesson that drunk driving doesn’t pay.

UPDATE: TMZ comes thru with the mugshot:

HMMM … looks like someone’s been hittin’ the gym. I’m sure this guy’ll be a big hit in jail.

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In mid November we learned that Louis Vuitton fashion director Marc Jacobs tapped Madonna to be featured in the upcoming LV 2009 ad campaign (to the tune of about $10 million) and today we get our first look at the first images of that new campaign. Here are the first of two promo images of Maddy for Louis Vuitton that have been released:

When Marc Jacobs found himself in a meeting on a recent Monday morning to brainstorm about Louis Vuitton’s next fashion advertising campaign, inspiration struck. “I just blurted out, ‘I think we should do Madonna,’” said the designer, Vuitton’s creative director, mentioning he’d attended a concert by the pop icon the night before in Paris. “I was totally just blown away by it, and moved by her performance, by what she had to say, and her energy.” As the meeting went on, Jacobs tapped out a message to Madonna on his BlackBerry, and within about five minutes came the reply: “I’d love to.” The result is six atmospheric pictures of a smoldering Madonna by Steven Meisel that will break in a range of fashion magazines in February. “It’s a big change from what we were doing. It tells a story,” said Antoine Arnault, Vuitton’s director of communications. “This I think is an amazing coup, but more than that, there’s real logic behind it. It’s very linked to Marc’s fashion show.” Although Arnault declined to give figures, he said media budgets for the fashion campaign would be on par with a year ago. And he dismissed as “absurd” reports pegging Madonna’s fees at $10 million. “It’s very far away from that,” he assured. The campaign marks the end of Vuitton’s six-year collaboration with photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, with the parting characterized as amicable, and another reunion for long-time collaborators Madonna and Meisel. Jacobs last worked with Meisel in his Perry Ellis days. (Arnault noted it’s “very probable” Vuitton’s association with Meisel will continue.) The campaign takes the very Parisian theme of Jacobs’ hit spring Vuitton collection, with a smoky French bistro the setting, and the sepia-toned images evoking a Brassai atmosphere. “As cliché as they are, I love all these French references,” the designer said. (Although the restaurant, Figaro, is on North Vermont Avenue in Los Angeles). “I still feel it looks like beautiful, gorgeous Madonna,” Jacobs said about the images. “Excepting the references and excepting the clichés, this still feels very today. And it didn’t feel so much like a fashion shoot, it feels like portraits.”

The concept and photos are brilliant. When I first heard that Maddy would be appearing in the new Louis Vuitton ad campaign I thought, Why hasn’t this happened already? I’m not surprised that she would agree to appear in the ads so quickly but I am surprised that the six campaign photos were all shot in one day. After the jump, check out another photo from Madonna‘s Vuitton campaign spread and read more about the day of the shoot …