Kimberly Puts The ‘EW’ In Stewart
It’s been about a year since last we saw Kimberly Stewart, the often tragic-looking daughter of aging rocker Rod Stewart, around here on the blog — which is a good thing, IMHO — but homegirl surfaced in London, England last night and decided to wave hello to the paparazzi who were interested in photographing her. Old skool Pink is the new Blog readers may remember that Kim and all her tragedy was a semi-regular fixture on the blog but has since fallen off my radar … so today I figured, What the Hell:
For those of you unfamiliar with my distaste for K. Stew allow me to enlighten. I’ve never particularly been a fan of the girl primarily because, to me, she reeked of a sad attempt to become Paris Hilton. Her ability to don the most fugly of fashions in public was another reason to poke fun at her. When she went on the record in an interview to call Jennifer Aniston “homely”, she pretty much became dead to me. That said … it pains me to admit that she appears to have cleaned up her appearance TENFOLD since she moved to London (and away from SoCal) and altho she seems to have moved on from trying to become Paris to trying to become Vicki B., I no longer find it even interesting to really poke fun at her any more. I guess barring any future arrests or (heaven forbid) embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions (**SHUDDER**) there really is no need to ever talk about the poor lamb again. I think it’s better that way. Here’s to a figurative Peace the Spork Out to Kim Stewart.
[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]
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November 12th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Is it just me…or does her head look like it came off a dead person?
November 12th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
amen! good riddance. now can you do the same for amy whinehouse? please?
November 12th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
And by head..I mean hand.
November 12th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
How about Peace the Spork Out to Miley Cyrus and her 20 year old dad now?
November 12th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
hahahahah, Trent!!
You make me laugh!!
November 12th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Can Speidi be next? Pretty please, Trent?
November 12th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
She’s never offended me … let’s face it – why waste your energy hating on someone just because their parent is famous? Kimberley’s never acheived anything to warrant being famous in her own right (unlike some other kids of famous people). No album, TV / Movie or product to endorse. Why was she even mentioned here in the first place Trent?!
November 12th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
*achieved*
November 12th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I was just getting ready to type something “nice”–like look how MATURE she looks–and then, I saw the finger! I take it ALL back!
November 12th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Wow! If you didn’t say it was her, I’d never have expected it! She looks surprisingly less trainwreckish then normal. Go figure! “She’s so dunzo.” :)
November 12th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Wow! Kim looks AH-MAZE-ING! Seriously…fantastic! I see the time away from the paps has done her well…….If I’d've come out the other end looking like this I’d be flipping them off and walking away too!
November 12th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
what’s up with her hand….
she is looking good, but what is up w/ that hand?
November 12th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
what a pisser! haha love it … that dress is so Kira Plastinina .. arent’ they buddies? she’s such a bitch haha!!
November 12th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
How about a peace the spork out to Speidi now?????
November 12th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
She got a nose job…. does no one else see that?
November 12th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
wow haven’t seen her in a while. she still looks crap tho
November 12th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
I didn’t even know she’d moved to London. I’m glad she isn’t talked about anymore though. Her horrible photos from last year were hard to look at. lol. I agree, no more Amy Winehouse. She is a waste of space.
November 13th, 2008 at 4:47 am
Aniston has a rockin bod but IS homely – can’t fault Kimbo for saying that. However, has Kimbo actually accomplished anything? Why is she even being photographed? NEXT.
November 13th, 2008 at 6:35 am
SHE SUCKS!!! GOOD BYE FOREVER. Now how about Miley and Speidi and then we will be on the same gossip page:)!!
November 13th, 2008 at 7:05 am
whoa she looks so different, i think i agree about the nose job thing. and i DEFINITELY agree with no more speidi or miley!!
November 13th, 2008 at 9:08 am
I don’t mean to get all motherly and all. I know that you are speaking figuratively. But, how would you like it if someone did that to you “peace the spork out” to you just because they didn’t like what you said or dressed like . . . Trent, I know that you know better than that. It is a bit harsh since everyone knows what “peace the…” means to you. Ignoring her is your best way to show your dislike. The rest is a little over the top. IMO is all.
November 13th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Awww c’mon … it’s clearly a tongue in cheek joke … things never get that serious around here. I’m not wishing her death … just banishment :)
November 13th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I am embarrassed to share initials with that girl.
November 13th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
LOL trent, what if she like does something totally crazy and newsworthy like marries LILO in vegas.. would u talk about her then!!! hahah never say never
November 14th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Yeah, I think you’re right about the nose job. I thought it was just her haircut (which I love, btw) making her look different but I see it now.