Crystal Audigier’s Super Sweet 16
Garish fashion designer Christian Audigier threw a Super Sweet 16 birthday party for his daughter Crystal in Hollywood last night and managed to force attract a few celebs and musicians to come out and entertain the birthday girl in celebration of her birthday … including rapper T.I., pop group Pussycat Dolls and, of course, the ever-present Paris Hilton:
To be totally honest, I don’t really give two hoots about Crystal Audigier or the fact that she turned 16 years old … I was really drawn to these event photos when I saw one of the birthday gifts that her daddy gave her last night. After the jump, find out what it was …
That’s right, y’all … Crystal Audigier got the gift that any 16-year old girl would want to unwrap and play with — a half-nekkid underwear model named Justin Gaston! HMM, I wonder if Miley Cyrus knew about this. Incidentally, I understand that daddykins also gave his little princess two cars as well … personally, I’d've been happy with just the underwear model.
[Photo credit: Splash News, X17]
Tags: Christian Audigier, Crystal Audigier, Justin Gaston, Nicole Scherzinger, T.I.
RSS
Feedburner
November 23rd, 2008 at 11:09 am
Hmmm… isn’t today Miley Cyrus’ actual 16th birthday? I, too, wonder how she feels about Justin being some other chick’s sweet sixteen gift!
November 23rd, 2008 at 11:10 am
She is dressed like she’s in her 20’s. I had a bbq in my back garden on my 16th, and it was also the day of my final exam results…that was a good birthday. It was enough for me. Why do people that have tonnes of money feel the need to flaunt it in that way? It’s soo impersonal, and sooo egotistical.
Two cars? Who even needs 2 cars? I’d take the underwear model too, tho :P
November 23rd, 2008 at 11:31 am
I agree, Nicola.
November 23rd, 2008 at 11:32 am
We hired out the Caboose at the local McDonald’s for my 16th birthday. No celebs turned up, but my Grandma was there. That counts right?
November 23rd, 2008 at 11:34 am
OMG … I’ve had a couple of bdays at my neighborhood McD’s in my day. I even had a Grimace piñata, too. I got two Transformers! Twas fun.
November 23rd, 2008 at 11:45 am
My 16th birthday.. months ago — Was just a group of close friends, BBQ (YAYNESS) and acoustic music. SImple and easy.. Oh wells the lifestyle of the rich and famous.. I’d take the car tho.. In a country like mine.. Its hard to get a car..
November 23rd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
She looks a lot older than a 16 year old. These rich spoiled brats need parents that keep in them in check and make them act their age. More teens could learn a thing or two from Taylor Swift.
November 23rd, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I think I had a slumber party for my 16th birthday, the most badass things we did at that was drink weak wine coolers from the grocery store and smoke cigs lol.
November 23rd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
I quite literally don’t know what to do with myself when I see hot pics like these of Justin — it’s just crazy how deee-lish that boy is. Lust and envy are mine now … thanks alot.
And wtf does one person need two cars for? Hopefully they’re hybrids, but even then one person doesn’t need more than one car, imho.
November 23rd, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I agree with what you’ve all said above. I was in the South of France for my 16th birthday and was quite happy to have friends and my sister and cousins (who we were on vacation with) with me and we all went to a restaurant to celebrate my 16th and my sister’s 14th. I get so sick of these poor little rich and spoilt offspring being flaunted in the press. I hope that Crystal doesn’t end up like Allegra Versace (annorexic manic depressive) or in rehab by the time she wants Daddy to splurge out for her 18th!
November 23rd, 2008 at 1:31 pm
of course she got 2 cars….what spoiled 16 yr old doesnt get a car?
November 23rd, 2008 at 1:48 pm
2 cars, why wouldnt she need 2 cars?
on my 16th i went out for dinner with my family and grandparents, and my dad bought me a pink ipd mini. it was the best birthday present ever! but it was no half naked justin gaston..
November 23rd, 2008 at 1:56 pm
all this crap fits in to tacky perfectly if you ask me. its cheesy.all thou having T.I. and the pussycat dolls perform for you at your bday party would be awesome.
November 23rd, 2008 at 2:04 pm
We were living in Hawai’i when I turned 16. Our cats came out of quarantine on my birthday (YAY!) after the required 4 month stay at the time. We also had a family BBQ and went to the beach. I already had my driver’s license, but I got unlimited use of my dad’s used Sentra (with the AM stock radio, SCORE!) and mom’s mini van…buaahaha.
November 23rd, 2008 at 2:11 pm
16th bday are the best, but it seems that they’ve gotten really ridiculous recently. my bday party was just a bunch of girlfriends going into the city for a musical and fancy dinner. and i though that was really fancy and special!
November 23rd, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Um that girl looks like she’s 25… and not in a good way.
November 23rd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Holy crap she’s 16? She looks around 25!! What happened to embracing our youth?? If only these kids were grateful and didn’t take their lavish lifestyles for granted. Can you even imagine their expectations for their 18th, 21st, engagement, and wedding? Oh my.
November 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Yeah maybe she got to much but dang there’s not one nice thing any one said lol. Hater much?
November 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
haha for my 16th i was in the states (im from aus) and was taken to hooters! ended up running into bam margera there! im now 18, and dont even own one crap car… let alone two awesome cars! le sigh
November 23rd, 2008 at 5:33 pm
16 was a BLAST, but nothing like this. I had 3 parties, on with my family (aunts, uncles, cousins), one with my friends at my house, and then I went out to someone else’s house for a big party in my honor. Maybe $300 total for everything. I wouldn’t trade it for ANYTHING!
November 23rd, 2008 at 5:41 pm
my sweet 16 was a surprise party! and i was totally surprised!!! awwwwwwwww
if i had the money, i would have a crazy extravaganza like this too. hey, why not? looks like it was fun =)
November 23rd, 2008 at 9:06 pm
I find this insanely disgusting, especially considering the amount of people in the world who are starving, who don’t have any place to live, and the huge crisis many many Americans are facing financially.
I know I sound like a bleeding heart, but for fricks sake TWO cars for a 16 year old who is dressed like a twenty year old about to go clubbing? WTF?
Teenagers are growing up way too fast nowadays with a sense of entitlement that they do not deserve.
November 23rd, 2008 at 10:04 pm
I am 28 and I still don’t feel comfortable prancing around my DAD in a barely there mini dress. Time and place for everything. Stop pimping your kids out
November 23rd, 2008 at 10:21 pm
i got a car when i turned 16 that i couldnt even drive for almost an entire year and i got my braces off :) ahh the simple things in life.. some people cant even afford one car much less two. giving here two is definitely teachin her all about how to work hard and reap the rewards … NOT.
November 24th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
her dad brought the underwear model? That’s creepy.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Uh, I worked on my 16th birthday. Woo?
She is just scary looking. She’ll look 60 by the time she’s 30.
June 20th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
So we all agree, Cristal watever it’s written n excuse my englsih im not british nor american, IS A total cunt who uses her dad to make money.
i agree with melissa. well said
she should behave lke kids of her age.
im only 20, i look like a 14 yr old kid seriously. i like good clothes good food and good stuffs my parents spoil me a lot . i can buy whatever i want, but im not a show off like she is.
her dad said she knows the value of money?? bullshit
November 1st, 2009 at 11:02 pm
This is just ridiculous.. I want to throw up in my mouth a little every time I watch an episode of my super sweet sixteen.As a parent I completely understand wanting to give your child everything they can, BUT with these little rich b*tches they do not deserve a single thing. They get mad because their parents “pretend” to not have bought them the 200,000 car they wanted and cuss and call their parents names. They want to dress like they are 26 instead of 16. I am not rich by any means but if it I was my daughter would not get a $200,000 car, my daughter would not dress like a 25 year old street walker, etc. How can a child learn the value of anything when they are busy swinging from their parents coat tails. If her dad ever goes broke this bitch is in for a rude awakening.