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Here is a fun game to get us in the Thanksgiving holiday spirit … can you guess which celeb who has been enjoying a renewed taste of fame this year was snapped making their way out of a SoCal grocery story yesterday with a shopping cart full of supplies that will, most likely, be turned into a big Thanksgiving Day feast?

Because the face in this photo is SO unrecognizable, I didn’t even think it was necessary to cover it with a star. I swear it’s not Michael Jackson … but I can tell you that it is a woman. After the jump, find out who it is …

14-time Olympic Gold Medal-champ Michael Phelps is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of GQ magazine which celebrates the Men of the Year. Along with a few other Men of 2008, Phelpsie graces one of four covers of this issue which is out on newsstands now. Here is his coverphoto and a couple extra photos of the athlete from inside the mag:

Say what you will about the lad from the neck up but he has got a bangin’ ass body like nobody’s biz. MMM. Undoubtedly chosen for his stellar performance at the 2008 Summer Olympic Games in Beijing, China (where he won 8 Gold Medal) this past August, I think Phelps makes a great choice as one of the Top Men of 2008. After the jump, check out a few more pics from this issue that highlights some of the other men who made GQ‘s list this year …

Mariah Carey makes an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and in her interview SWEARS to Ellen that she is not pregs (despite rumors to the contrary). A skeptical Ellen comes up with a way to have Mimi prove that she really isn’t pregs (by offering her a drink of alcohol) and Mariah balks … could she really by trying to hide her pregnancy or is she just playing around for media attention?

Is Mariah Carey pregnant? No way, the singer insists on Wednesday’s episode of Ellen. But DeGeneres seemed determined to put her to the test. “Let’s just toast with Champagne,” the sly talk show host suggested, reaching for a bottle and some flutes. “It’s just fattening,” demurred Carey – who married Nick Cannon in May – adding, “This is peer pressure!” When DeGeneres persisted, the two clinked glasses – but Carey only pretended to drink the wine. “You’re pregnant!” DeGeneres declared. “No, no, no,” Carey insisted. “We will let you know when we’re going to have a family.” So why refuse the bubbly? “It’s too early for me,” explained the Grammy-winner. “I only drink after 3 p.m.”

I dunno about this one … Mimi kinda did look pregs the last time we saw her here on the blog … but why would she lie to Ellen‘s face on national television. Could she really be the type of narcissistic person who is only interested in getting people to notice and talk about her in order to feed her insatiable ego by denying a pregnancy in order to fuel speculation when, in fact, she really is pregs? Wait, did I just answer my own question? HMMMM … I’m still not totally convinced. Do y’all think that Mimi is hiding a little Nick Cannon bun in her oven?

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Burlesque sexpot and pin-up model Dita Von Teese is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of German Playboy magazine … here is her coverphoto:

From The Sun: DITA VON TEESE has posed in nothing but stockings and suspenders for the German edition of Playboy – but you don’t need to be on the continent to see the snaps. We’ve got hold of three sizzling pics from the burlesque babe’s sexiest ever shoot. With a carefully-placed pair of tied-up hands between her legs, Dita is back to her bondage best as she simulates a kinky phone conversation. Presumably they’re not talking about the weather. Elsewhere, the 36-year-old dons an intentionally ill-fitting corset as she lies seductively on a leather sofa with her boobs on full display. Clearly Dita, 36, isn’t letting the onset of age slow her down – and, on this blistering form, why would she? Surely ex-hubby MARILYN MANSON has a hard time casting his eyes over such shots without craving a reunion.

As far as nekkidness goes, DVT always tends to make it look classy. Her photos always look sexy to me rather than trashy. If y’all are interested, you can click HERE to see a couple NSFW topless pics of Dita from this issue of German Playboy mag. I’m not really a boob man but I gotta admit, Dita Von Teese has got some nice ones :)

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Yesterday we saw photos of our dear Britney Spears causing a commotion at LAX airport here in LA as she made her way to Germany where she is scheduled to appear and PERFORM at the Bambi Awards in Düsseldorf, Germany tomorrow night. Here are a couple pics of Brit Brit leaving rehearsals in Germany yesterday ahead of her first live performance in about a year’s time:

I’m not entirely sure what Britney is scheduled to perform at the Bambi Awards but I suspect that since she is performing Womanizer on both Star Academy in France and on X-Factor in the UK later on this week (and presumably on Good Morning America next Tuesday) she will also be performing the same song/routine in Germany. Tomorrow night’s performance will be Britney‘s first since her disastrous debacle at the 2007 MTV VMAs last year. While I have no doubt that she is in a much better position this year to put on a killer performance, I’m still a bit nervous to see this performance. I’m sure she’s got it in her to pull it off … do you?

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Last night I met up with Steph and Alek for dinner at the Cheesecake Factory before we made our way to a special screening of Milk at the ArcLight Theater in Sherman Oaks, CA. Even tho I had/have a million things to take care of before I fly out for Connecticut today, I had to make time to see this movie. I’ve only read and heard about the amazing things that Harvey Milk accomplished when he was alive and I have been very anxious to see his life story translated to film by director Gus Van Sant and actor Sean Penn:

I mean, what can I say … this movie is just stunning. The powerhouse performances by ALL of the actor’s were very impressive. Sean Penn delivers another Oscar-worthy performance but his supporting cast is just as skilled at bringing their characters to life. The movie is set in the 1970s (think porn’stachapalooza) and Van Sant does everything he can to make the film look as authentically 70′s as possible. The film has a grainy look to it that makes it feel like archival footage. I normally don’t like conventions like these, but in this instance it works very well. The thing that struck me most about the film was the historical political parallel of the late 70′s (in regards to gay rights) to what is happening in our country today. There are many scenes that depict the fight for gay rights, highlighting protests that took to the streets of San Francisco in opposition to California Proposition 6 (which would’ve made it legal for gay teachers to lose their jobs for being gay). There are many scenes in the film that mirror the sorts of things that happened in the aftermath of the passage of Proposition 8 (banning same-sex marriage) just this month. In the 70′s, Milk and his campaign were successful whereas we were not today. If any lesson can be gleaned from the amazing life story of Harvey Milk it is that — win or lose — the struggle continues … even to this day, the struggle continues.

The movie is a tour de force for both Van Sant and Sean Penn … expect Academy Award noms to come. Milk is a powerfully important film, I cannot endorse it more fully. See this movie!

In a couple of hours, I jet off to the East Coast for the Thanksgiving weekend. I’ll be comin’ atcha for the next few days from the East Side, y’all. Remember, tonight is the bizziest drinking night of the year … be safe and have fun!!

• Click HERE to find out who has been named the new Dancing with the Stars champion.
• Hold up, waitaminute! Just how legal is Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt‘s marriage?
• What do you suppose Twilight star Kristen Stewart is smoking in THIS glass pipe?
• Joaquin Phoenix may have given up acting but he’s taken up documentary filmmaking.
• Folks are still fighting over the estate of the late James Brown.
• She doesn’t stand a chance.
• Carson Daly is gonna be a father.
• The cracks begin to show at Abercrombie & Fitch.
• Litter never looked so good?
• Kim Cattrall doesn’t just get nekkid for Sex and the City … she does it for art, too.
• The WWE Divas manage to offend this Thanksgiving season.
• Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel let the dogs out.
• The congrats continue to roll in for the newlywedded Speidi.
• John McVie of Fleetwood Mac is 63, Tina Turner is 69 and Rich Little is 70 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Madonna having A-Rod for Thanksgiving?
• Nicole Kidman takes on violence against women.
• MTV will be hosting an Inauguration Ball for Barack Obama.
• Please Barry Manilow … not the 80′s … anything but the 80′s :(

The hottest new “it” non-couple comprised of (the finally) 16-year old Miley Cyrus and (the still) 20-year old underwear model Justin Gaston got all color-coordinated when they stepped out together in Glendale, CA earlier this week with her family. Have Jiley decided that they’ve finally reached the point in their non-relationship where they have to start dressing alike?

In actuality, Jiley and co. were all wearing black outfits because they were making their way into a funeral … something you might not have guessed judging by the happy looks on their faces. But lest you think it was a day of (presumed) sadness for the young lurvers pals, the crew quickly made their way from the funeral home to lunch at Rockycola Cafe before heading over to CBS Studios for Miley‘s performance on Dancing with the Stars — in their Porsche. I mean, except for the funeral, it sounds like it was a pretty fun day. After the jump, check out one more photo of hottie Justin Gaston lookin’ all hawt in his black outfit …

Academy Award winner Adrien Brody and Academy Award nominee Beyoncé Knowles were joined by others at the Los Angeles premiere of their new movie Cadillac Records which took place at The Egyptian Theater in Hollywood, CA Monday night. Here are a few pics from the red carpet arrivals:

The cast boasts Oscar, Golden Globe, Emmy and Tony winners — and a group of up-and-comers that’s a veritable Who’s Who of young Hollywood — but it was for the producer of the flick that traffic stopped last night outside the Egyptian Theatre in Los Angeles, where “Cadillac Records” held its world premiere. OK, it doesn’t hurt when you’re a producer that also stars in the film — and it really doesn’t hurt when your name is Beyoncé Knowles. But if she was the highlight of a red carpet which also included co-stars Jeffrey Wright, Columbus Short, Adrien Brody and Gabrielle Union, chances are Beyoncé didn’t see it that way — which was exactly what made her so much fun to work with in the first place. Beyoncé came to get down, like everyone else did. She came in with no ego,” Wright beamed of Mrs. Carter to MTV News. “She just was so willing to let it out and be vulnerable and emotionally present. We were all part of an ensemble that came to smoke — that came to celebrate that music.” “I think she really did the work, and it shows,” added Short. “She deserves kudos for it. She deserves a round of applause.” She’ll likely get much, much more — already being pegged as a possible Oscar nominee for her performance as Etta James, a role for which she reportedly gained 15 pounds. As Short explained to MTV News last February, the film follows the flood of musicians who populated and made famous the hallowed halls of Chess Records, where singers like Chuck Berry (Mos Def), Muddy Waters (Wright) and, yes, Miss James got their start. But while the many who walked the carpet couldn’t hold back their praise for her, the 27-year-old superstar told MTV she was waiting for the good news from just one more spectator before she could call it a day. Luckily for her, that one person — Etta James herself — was in attendance. “She is! Just imagine!” a nervous Beyoncé squealed, half in delight, half in fear. “She’s one of my heroes, and I always loved her voice, but now knowing what she’s been through, she’s one of my heroes. I’m not sure if she thought [I would be good] as her. I’m very, very nervous. And now? “I actually spoke with her and she told me, ‘I loved you from the first time you sung,’ ” Beyoncé beamed … “Cadillac Records” opens December 5.

You know, you gotta love the moxy that Beyoncé has to play the roles of people who are still living (unofficially, she portrayed Diana Ross on screen in Dreamgirls and now she plays Etta James in Cadillac). It would be a daunting notion to play living people on screen even if you were a highly celebrated actor … let alone someone the caliber of Beyoncé. I give her props, tho … she goes after what she wants and, 9 times out of 10, gets it. It remains to be seen if this movie will be loved by the audience as much as Dreamgirls was but it does have that same feel about it … no? I, for one, am very interested to see if B has the chops to pull off playing the role of the legendary Etta James. I’m also very interested to see if her acting prowess has improved since the last time we saw her in theaters. Do y’all think she is capable of winning an Oscar this time around?

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Here are a few SUPERCUTE pics of Gwen Stefani with her sons Kingston James McGregor and Zuma Nesta Rock at The Grove here in LA yesterday as they waited in line (with hubby/daddy Gavin Rossdale) to see and take photos with Santa Claus:

Awww. How much you wanna bet that those adorable little crocheted hats are handmade either by Gwen or someone in her family/friend circle? I can’t even believe how big Zuma Nesta has grown already … the kid is the cutest little butterball ever! It looks the holidays are going to be very special for the Stefani-Rossdales — with Zuma celebrating his first Thanksgiving and Xmas, the family has much to be thankful/joyful for this year. Ain’t it just so precious?

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