OK … OK … I asked for a little more entertainment from The Hills and I am happy to say that that’s exactly what we got. While the drama was far from epic, there was enough hilarious (albeit entirely juvenile) bullshizz in last night’s ep to keep me laughing and satisfactorily entertained for the entire 30 minutes:

Team LC (minus Whitney Port who was off in NYC filming her own series The City and Lauren Lo Bosworth who was, I dunno, just left out I guess) made their way down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico to join Brody Jenner and his bros in celebrating his birthday (which occurred in late August). Back home in LA, Stephanie Pratt (who was NOT invited to Cabo) was forced to endure a double date with Speidi. The result … hilarious hijinks on both fronts. After the jump, find out what kind of drama went down on last night’s ep of The Hills titled You’ll Never Have This …

Sooooo … I dunno what happened between last week’s ep and this week’s ep because when last we saw Audrina Patridge and Justin Bobby they were skinny-dipping together in her pool talking about their upcoming trip to Cabo — cut to this week’s ep where things start off and the couple aren’t even speaking. Crazy kids. From that point on, things in Cabo looked more like something you’d see at a Junior High birthday party at McDonald’s rather than a bunch of grown men celebrating together. The scene of the guys bitching about the girls in the jacuzzi was so funny. Seriously, they looked like little boys. There was a bit more ignore/fighting between Audrina and JB and then he decided that he was “free” to mack on any girl in sight. Fortunately for JB and Brody, Doug invited a cavalcade of girls to Cabo as a birthday gift for Brody. Unfortunately, according to LC, those girls were gathered from various Applebee’s and Chili’s restaurants around town. Furthermore, while Doug was the one gifting the girls to Brody, he was actually the one enjoying most of them. LOL. Back in LA, Stephanie — who was not included on the birthday trip because Brody hates her and things are prolly still weird after she tried to date Doug behind LC‘s back — was forced to garner screentime by double dating with Heidi and Spencer. Even tho she knew that her brother was going to treat her like crap and embarrass her in front of her new boyfriend what’shisname, she did anyways cuz it was her only option to make it on the ep. Steph and her guy were 40 mins. late and Spencer took the opportunity to poop all over their dinner to make her sister feel as crappy as possible. Then, when she tried to make amends and try to talk to Spencer afterward, he yelled at her some more, told her to start acting loyal to her family and then made a strange, high-pitched WHOOP! sound at her. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more successful public shaming in my entire life. By the end of the ep, Audrina and Justin Bobby looked like they were toally, finally dunzo … and things between Stephanie and Spencer had reached a new low. Oh and Doug was prolly still trying to put the moves on any and all of those Applebee’s girls he shipped in for the party. WIN! WIN! WIN! As I said, the episode was not epic by any stretch of the imagination but it kept my attention more than the last few eps. I mean … it was pretty hilarious … dont’ you think?

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