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Last night’s episode of The Hills had some pretty monumental developments (at least, by the show’s standards) but despite all the monumentalness, I really found the whole ep very unthrilling. The highlight for me was “the letter” that was read aloud during the ep … as well as the fall-out from said letter:

There was a bit of go-betweening happening in last night’s drama and a poorly shoved in side plot but for the most part I found that there really wasn’t much to latch onto … well, except for that letter. After the jump, find out who penned what do who and who was pissed at who as a result in the ep titled If She Never Met Spencer …

Okay … so finally Holly Montag‘s existence has been made crystal clear to The Hills audience. She is meant to be a stand-in for Heidi and acts as a go-between betwixt Team LC and Team Heidi … much to Spencer‘s dismay:

First things first … I thought it was funny that Lo was put in the Whitney position at the start of the ep. The duty fell to Lo to react to LC‘s plot setup in the cold open (the segment of the episode before the credits roll) … and while I love Lo to death, I don’t think that her facial expressions are quite up to par just yet. She’s really gonna hafta work on it if she wants to take over the Whitney Port position. I really hated the way that Audrina‘s subplot got thrown into the mix … I don’t understand what the drama is really about … Justin Bobby gets jealous over a new guy — who cares? If anything, all this bullshizz with JB makes Audrina just look like a weak person. She seems so afraid to make him angry for fear of losing his attention … it’s really kinda sad (especially since we saw in the preview for the next ep that she really goes all out to show him how much she still cares for him despite dating the new dude on the side). I say, less of that crap and more of the LC vs. Heidi drama that we’ve come to love — and expect. So … the letter. Heidi wrote LC a very poignant if short letter, which Whitney read aloud in full. Here is the full text of Heidi‘s letter to LC:

Lauren,

Heidi Montag

Whitney seemed to discount the genuineness of the letter a little bit but kinda backpeddled and made a small case in Heidi‘s defense. LC seemed unmoved. Spencer lost his shit and really freaked out when he found out that Heidi even deigned to communicate with LC (btw: is it just me or has Spencer really turned up the evil factor? He looks about 5 secs. away from hitting something or someone these days. His ability to turn a normally benign shushing into something more sinister is really disturbing). It looks to me like that plot line is going to be developed further … Spencer threatens to leave if meddling Holly stays and Heidi will have to choose between a life with her boyfriend (finacée?) or to allow her sister to stay in her life. Whatever will Heidi do? Will she choose the path of righteousness or will she succumb again to the dark side of the Force? I must admit, even tho I know what side she’s gonna choose, I really kinda want to see what she’s gonna do (as I’m sure many other folks want to know as well) … and that is exactly why The Hills is so popular. Damn you, MTV! I just can’t get enough. Even when I’m unthrilled with an ep, I still want more. How will all this drama end? And, more importantly, what did y’all think?

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