‘The Hills’: Cam Wimps Out, Corey Gets The Boot, Trent Gets Bored
Last night’s ep of The Hills was a bit of a snoozefest … but only on the parts that focused on Audrina Patridge and her lame boy problems. There was a bit of hilarity smack dab in the middle of the ep that was really fun to watch and ended up saving the whole Hills-watching experience for me last night:

It’s pretty safe to say that last night’s ep was very Audrina-centric with Lauren LC Conrad playing the supporting role for most of the ep. Even when the focus wasn’t on Audrina, LC took a backseat to the other drama going on in the ep. Is this a sign of things to come? Is this proof that LC is “over” reality TV? After the jump, find out what did and didn’t happen on last night’s ep of The Hills titled I Want You To Be With Me …

Right off the bat, let’s get the Audrina stuff out of the way. She and Chiara opened last night’s ep and set the tone for the rest of the show … snoozefest. See, this is why Whitney Port got her own show … her expressionful face is what sets The Hills magic up for the entire episode. Without it … blah. The whole Audrina drama revolved around the fact that she couldn’t decide between giving her heart to Justin Bobby (who treats her like crap on a regular basis) or to the incredibly sweet, cute, nice and AUSSIE Cory (who doesn’t even have a last name because he wasn’t on the show long enough to get one … but at least he’s got a name, Lauren Lo Bosworth finally showed off her boyfriend on last night’s ep but he, apparently, shall remain nameless). In the end, Audrina dissed Brandy the singer (yes, the sad singer weaseled her way onto the show to try and promote her new song) and decided to go with JB … dumping Corey (and his amazingly hot accent) to his face, sending him back home to OZ alone. Sad. Or not. Whatever … I don’t even care. The fun for me was watching Stephanie Pratt’s new boyfriend Cam talk ALL KINDS OF SHIZZ about how he was gonna have “a talk” with Brody Jenner (for making Stephanie cry that one time … forgetting entirely that her brother Spencer Pratt makes her cry on almost a daily basis) only to STFU as soon as Brody showed up. Cam must’ve lost his balls in between the time he was bragging to everyone about how he was going to confront Brody and when Brody actually showed up to be confronted. LOL. I mean … what a puss! Why talk so much crap and then not step up and do what you brag you’re gonna do. Brody is a great guy, he wouldn’t've whipped your ass on national TV, he would’ve prolly just explained the situation. If Cam is afraid to talk to Brody he surely don’t got the guts to talk to Spencer about how he treats his sister. I don’t think we’ll ever be seeing Cam on The Hills again … which is unfortch ‘cuz we may never know what that thing on his face was. Ah well. Actually, I’m sure I don’t even need to know what it is and I really don’t need to see him on my TV ever again. Buh-bye.
The previews for next week’s ep ARE AWESOME! As much as I enjoyed watching Stephanie’s lame boyfriend chicken out on national TV, I think I was most entertained by the preview for next week’s ep alone:

Whitney’s shocked expression? A drunken Heidi Montag fired? Audrina finally moves out? The most perfect ep of The Hillls ever?!?! Could be. Are y’all as excited for next week’s ep as I am? Did anyone out there like last night’s ep?
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October 28th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I agree with the boring side of the show last night! I am sorry but this isn’t about Audrina! Someone needs to tell her that. Personal, I think they are doing this to see if a show of her own would be good! I hate to say to that theory–HELL NO!!! LC is my girl! Next weeks ep does look good. I am really starting to not like this show. It is just becoming so BLAH!!
October 28th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
I can’t wait for the ep where Audrina and Lauren have it out about JB.
October 28th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
[...] Right off the bat, let’s get the Audrina stuff out of the way. She and Chiara opened last night’s ep and set the tone for the rest of the show … snoozefest. See, this is why Whitney Port got her own show … her expressionful face is what …Original post by It’s Trent, Bitch! [...]
October 28th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
To see Heidi drunk AND get fired will be worth watching next week’s ep, actually I can’t wait!
October 28th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
I didn’t even watch last nights episode. when I saw the preview last week after watching how much of a dumb ass Justin Bobby has been I was like I am over it. The girl is so stupid & no offense it seems to be charastic of a lot of relationships in southern california. Good girls hanging on to idiots. It’s so pathetic & I really don’t understand it. I know alot of this is scripted but still. When will some girls learn…..
October 28th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Audrina is a dumb girl!! She has spiderwebs upstairs for brains! To get rid of Corey!!!!, and go back to someone who treats her like dirt!!???!!!…dumb! And what does she do at her job??? Staple papers??? She looked like she doesn’t even know what she is doing! Get rid of her!!
October 28th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
I dont agree that the stuff with Audrina is boring, but then again, its almost hard for me to watch the show anymore, because her always choosing Justin, even tho he treats her like crap is almost exactly my life right now. and i dont think that shes stupid……..I totally get how she feels and how hard it is to let go of someone like that. at least in my case, its like whenever we hang out, im so happy to be with him that all the crap just goes away and you forget about it. i dont know, i just wanted to share my thoughts on Audrinas situation.
October 28th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
honestly, i don’t think that audrina’s boring… i just think she makes boring faces.
and i’m SO syked to see heidi get drunk and fired. she’s a crazy fake bitch. i just wish speidi would leave the show….. but i know that’s too much to ask.
October 28th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
the only funny thing about last night’s episode was when lauren pushed brody in the pool….then left him out there by himself…..that was cute. the rest of the stuff was way boring.
October 28th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
EVERYONE GO WATCH THE EPISODE AGAIN
AFTER THE SECOND COMMERCIAL A SONG COMES ON
“EVER AFTER” BY CANDY COATED CHAOS!!!!
DOWNLOAD IT FROM THEIR MYSPACE!!!!
MYSPACE.COM/CCCSOUND
October 28th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
i have to say that i live in Australia and y’all probably dont know but MTV US has removed the video to international viewers. we found that MTV canada had it on their website, but alas, this morning it had been removed. Trent, the only way i can keep up with the series is by reading your reviews so keep em coming
October 28th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I can’t waaait for next week!! This week was boringggg as hell…this show needs to be revived ASAP!
October 28th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Whoa, did you say Brody is a “great guy?” Seriously? No way, he’s scum! Scummier than Spencer I would venture to say. At least Spencer is 100% up front with his scumminess.
October 28th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Not true. I’ve hung out with Brody on many occasions and he is a genuinely great guy. To be honest, so is Spencer. These people are very different in real life than they appear on TV.
October 28th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Audrina might be the most pathetic girl in the world.
October 28th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
I don’t understand the purpose of the idiotic scene with Heidi/Spencer/Stephanie. I hope you’re correct Trent, that Spencer is a “great guy” becuase on the Hills he shows his ass too much. I don’t like two faced people and equally can’t stand fake people. That’s what they are all coming across as lately. B&B has better entertainment now
October 28th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
such a snooze fest. Audrina, I love you girl, but history repeats it’s self. Justin is such a tard. and Trent how did you not mention Spencer’s discusting beard at brunch! how can Heidi touch him? and seriosly Brody needs’ to get his man whoring days over with so he and LC can just be together.
October 28th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Audrina is as smart as a fart.
October 29th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Natalie, i was greeted by the same thing the other day, got a huge shock when i found i couldn’t view the episodes anymore. I’m going to have to start downloading them.
I’ve missed a couple now, but def wont miss heidi getting fired next week, how awesome! haha
October 29th, 2008 at 8:58 am
I have missed this show for several weeks (well obviously didn’t miss much) but seeing the previews for next week, I will definitely be tuning in!
October 29th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Cameron really didn’t have any business talking to Brody about it because he wasn’t there when Brody made her cry. That was funny though when she asked him if he was going to do it and he ignored her. ha! Why is Audrina so stupid? Corey was hot and nice and didn’t make her feel like crap. The previews look awesome.
October 29th, 2008 at 11:49 am
I’d love to see a screencap of the old heidi next to the new heidi…they look SO different!
October 29th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
OMG Audrina is soooo STUPID!!!! I have a friend just like her, that keeps asking for help with her realtionship and then when you give it to them they just brush it off and keep going and getting their heart broken. I just think Audrina needs a big slap in the fucking face….why why why would you keep going back to someone who doesn’t wasn’t to be in a realtionship OMG SLAP
October 29th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Natalie from Aus – There are plenty of News Groups that are on the web where you can download eps now that we no longer have Oz viewing. They may not show until 4 – 5 days after they appear in the US.
November 2nd, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Corey’s last name is Bohan. He’s a pro BMX rider from Australia.
November 2nd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Hi Found the link for downloading Episode 12 Season 4 The Hills – http://www.mininova.org/search/?search=the hills