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Last night’s ep of The Hills was a bit of a snoozefest … but only on the parts that focused on Audrina Patridge and her lame boy problems. There was a bit of hilarity smack dab in the middle of the ep that was really fun to watch and ended up saving the whole Hills-watching experience for me last night:

It’s pretty safe to say that last night’s ep was very Audrina-centric with Lauren LC Conrad playing the supporting role for most of the ep. Even when the focus wasn’t on Audrina, LC took a backseat to the other drama going on in the ep. Is this a sign of things to come? Is this proof that LC is “over” reality TV? After the jump, find out what did and didn’t happen on last night’s ep of The Hills titled I Want You To Be With Me …

Right off the bat, let’s get the Audrina stuff out of the way. She and Chiara opened last night’s ep and set the tone for the rest of the show … snoozefest. See, this is why Whitney Port got her own show … her expressionful face is what sets The Hills magic up for the entire episode. Without it … blah. The whole Audrina drama revolved around the fact that she couldn’t decide between giving her heart to Justin Bobby (who treats her like crap on a regular basis) or to the incredibly sweet, cute, nice and AUSSIE Cory (who doesn’t even have a last name because he wasn’t on the show long enough to get one … but at least he’s got a name, Lauren Lo Bosworth finally showed off her boyfriend on last night’s ep but he, apparently, shall remain nameless). In the end, Audrina dissed Brandy the singer (yes, the sad singer weaseled her way onto the show to try and promote her new song) and decided to go with JB … dumping Corey (and his amazingly hot accent) to his face, sending him back home to OZ alone. Sad. Or not. Whatever … I don’t even care. The fun for me was watching Stephanie Pratt‘s new boyfriend Cam talk ALL KINDS OF SHIZZ about how he was gonna have “a talk” with Brody Jenner (for making Stephanie cry that one time … forgetting entirely that her brother Spencer Pratt makes her cry on almost a daily basis) only to STFU as soon as Brody showed up. Cam must’ve lost his balls in between the time he was bragging to everyone about how he was going to confront Brody and when Brody actually showed up to be confronted. LOL. I mean … what a puss! Why talk so much crap and then not step up and do what you brag you’re gonna do. Brody is a great guy, he wouldn’t've whipped your ass on national TV, he would’ve prolly just explained the situation. If Cam is afraid to talk to Brody he surely don’t got the guts to talk to Spencer about how he treats his sister. I don’t think we’ll ever be seeing Cam on The Hills again … which is unfortch ‘cuz we may never know what that thing on his face was. Ah well. Actually, I’m sure I don’t even need to know what it is and I really don’t need to see him on my TV ever again. Buh-bye.

The previews for next week’s ep ARE AWESOME! As much as I enjoyed watching Stephanie‘s lame boyfriend chicken out on national TV, I think I was most entertained by the preview for next week’s ep alone:

Whitney‘s shocked expression? A drunken Heidi Montag fired? Audrina finally moves out? The most perfect ep of The Hillls ever?!?! Could be. Are y’all as excited for next week’s ep as I am? Did anyone out there like last night’s ep?

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