Hef’s New Twin Girlfriends Have A Criminal Past
Leave it to TMZ to sniff out the dirt on the newest “Girls Next Door”. Earlier today we learned that Hugh Hefner confirmed his split with former girlfriend Holly Madison (and soon Kendra Wilkinson) (after Holly broke the news on Tuesday) and also learned that Hef is lookin’ to replace his old girlfriends with a pair of twin sisters. It turns out that the twins, Karissa and Kristina Shannon, were busted at the start of this year for felony aggravated battery in Florida. Here are their very unflattering mug shots:
Turns out Hef’s 19-year-old handpicked twin successors to the throne of Holly, Bridget and Kendra come with a checkered past. Karissa (top) and Kristina Shannon (bottom) — who have recently moved into the Playboy Mansion — were both busted by St. Petersburg, Fla. police for felony aggravated battery back in January. They both received probation and were ordered to pay restitution to the two victims. Karissa also has a misdemeanor battery charge on her record from 2007. Atta girl! Playboy had no comment.
I only have one comment, LOL! It really sounds like these twins were vetted by Hefner about as well as Sarah Palin was by McCain.* Hef sure knows how to pick ‘em, don’t he?
*It’s a joke, y’all … no angry comments please :)
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October 9th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
If Girls Next Door is gonna be focused on them in the future…I’m not gonna watch. I just don’t care for them…
October 9th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
HAHAHAHAHA.
They are both tragic. No, thank you.
October 9th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
These girls so do METH!! Sad Hef is getting rid of the Bridge, Mad and Kend and are replacing them with these low lifes. So sad! I with him the best and he might not want to piss them off:)!!!
October 9th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
WTF is up with the eyebrows? The top one looks like she has 2 sets. Maybe one is a spare. ;)
October 9th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
The awesome thing about The Girls Next Door was that it was so outrageous and crazy and random and fun. Once they are gone, it will just feel like a sad desperate spin off like Joey’s show from friends.
And we all know how that turned out.
GO TEAM HOLLY!
October 9th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Eh, the second one has that “I’m far too above this police type crap” look on her face down pat. I think any 18/19 yr old twins who want to pose naked together all the time and date a man covered in liver spots are just about screwed up enough to be arrested for battery :P
October 9th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
More like how Obama vetted Jeremiah Wright, hahaha! too bad that’s not a joke.
October 9th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
haha. why would there be angry comments about this? Its too funny and gross.
October 9th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
ohhh the jokes on sarah palin! Its funny, i work at a call center in CANADA doing bookings for an airline and you would not believe how many people ask if i’m Sarah Palin. “Yes sir, i’m Sarah Palin, your possible future vice president. Moonlighting at a call center. Its the only job i’m qualified for!”
October 9th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Ugly.
October 9th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
I had heard about Holly and Kendra leaving but htis is the forst i have heard of bridgett leaving too. Bridgett is my favorite and i guess if she leaves its cause she saw the nasty twins she would have to kick it with i would run too
October 9th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
I don’t understand why they are all leaving ?? Is it to support Holly ?? Sigh :(
October 9th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
I read today Bridget is 35 – (while that is not OLD) it is time for her to establish her own life. She seems like a nice person and she would make someone a great wife (in a real relationship – as opposed to a fake one). She has wasted far too much time at that mansion.
October 10th, 2008 at 1:21 am
Yeah why are they all leaving????? Is it to support Holly or are they getting kicked out to??
October 10th, 2008 at 4:18 am
I second it with the weird eyebrow thing.. maybe the pictures were photoshopped/overlayed?
Ooor maybe these girls just have effed up eyebrows.
October 10th, 2008 at 4:30 am
Ewwwwww….. they are 19 years old and his new girlfriends? I just barfed a little in my mouth. They might be of age but that really makes Hef look like a sick, ol’ perv.
October 10th, 2008 at 5:29 am
I would say Hef needs to be careful. We all know ALL of the women who want him, want him for his money…….but methinks these two might actually “jump” him for it…….;-)
October 10th, 2008 at 6:50 am
He should be worried about having these skanks in his home. They could assault someone at the Mansion and he could get sued. Heck, they could assault him!
October 10th, 2008 at 7:36 am
People are protesting the new show if it changes but you know people will watch it just out of curiosity. It maybe better for Bridget, Kendra and Holly to move on, the future doesn’t look so promissing in the Playboy palace with the Hef. They can’t grow. Now they have a chance for a more normal life.
October 10th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Hugh Hefner DESERVES these two losers! ICK!
October 10th, 2008 at 8:52 am
So, can we just call Holly, Kendra and Bridget The OG’s – for ‘original girls’…even though they aren’t. It feels that way to me because of the show. I am such a fan!
October 10th, 2008 at 9:16 am
i wanna know too!
why are they all leaving????? is it to support holly or are they getting kicked out to??
October 10th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Can you go one single day without forcing your opinions down everyone’s minds?
October 10th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
I think GND really did its job in making Hef’s gfs seem like real (sorta) relate-able girls. His inevitably getting rid of them IS sad, but the show couldn’t go on forever anyhow. If it’s not so weird for 19-ish Kendra to move in with Hugh Hefner, I don’t think it’s that weird for these twins to either.
But I really just wanted to reply to Marjorie — haven’t you noticed that this blog can be heavy handed with opinion? Why read it if you don’t like it? :]
November 20th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
These 2 Ho’s are scanks!! Yuk! I hope Heffy-puffin is watching his back with these 2 LOSERS!!