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Chuck Bass, played by Ed Westwick, is featured very heavily in tonight’s new episode of Gossip Girl titled Chuck in Real Life … and to celebrate The CW has whipped up a fun little mash-up video to promote the ep using Britney Spears‘s new single Womanizer:

What a brills way to capitalize on both a hot song and a hot TV show. Make sure you keep tuning into to Gossip Girl as the season rolls on because there are reports that one of the characters will be peacing the spork out very soon. I’ve been LOVING this season thus far … and I’m dying to see more. Any guesses on who might be peacing out on GG this season?

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Not since both Bugs Bunny‘s pal Pepé Le Pew and Bambi‘s buddy Flower came onto the scene back in the 1940′s have I feast my eyes on a cuter skunk in Hollywood. Kingston James McGregor Rossdale spent part of his weekend all dolled up as a skunk in preparation of the coming Halloween festivities. Skunky Kingston went out for a stroll with his nanny before his daddy Gavin Rossdale took him to the Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in Beverly Hills, CA to do some pumpkin shopping … behold:

You may recall that the Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch is THE place for celebs and their kids to shop for Halloween pumpkins here in SoCal … and I believe that the Stefani-Rossdales have visited this patch a couple of times already this year. I dunno why they need so many pumpkins but, who am I to judge? I love that little Kingston is already dressing up for Halloween this early in the month. Most kids get one shot at Halloween dress-up fun but not so for his royal cuteness. It should be noted that we still have seen neither hide nor hair of Gwen and Gavin‘s newest baby Zuma Nesta Rock.

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Here are a few photos from a photoshoot that Academy Award-winning actress and all around BEAUTY Cate Blanchett did for British Marie Claire magazine earlier this summer. Altho the photos aren’t new, it is the first time that I have seen them and because of their stark simplicity, I felt it incumbent to share:

I mean holy cheekbones, y’all. Cate Blanchett is just the serious hotness. You’d be hard-pressed to find an unattractive photo of Cate, I think. Not only is she an amazing actress (I just re-watched Notes on a Scandal last week and was reminded how amazing she was in that film) but she is also, I think, one of those flawlessly beautiful women that you don’t see very much of in Hollywood. She is deffo one of my faves and I love posting photos of this lovely lady.

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Britney Spears‘s official website at BritneySpears.com has been updated with new insider photos from a dance routine rehearsal that Brit held this past Friday night. Britney and her cast of dancers appeared to be working on a routine possibly for a live performance of her new single Womanizer or maybe even a new music video altogether. Here are a few pics of Britney, one with whip in hand, at Friday night’s rehearsal:

Friday night Britney had dance rehearsal to work on a new routine. Britney, her choreographer Andre, and her dance crew had a blast playing around with some new moves. If you look closely, you’ll see that Britney is indeed holding a whip! Looks like her new music video might be even hotter than “Womanizer!”

I would LOVE it if Britney were actually working on her next music video already but something tells me that this routine might really be for an upcoming live performance. There was much speculation that Britney was gonna perform at the 2008 MTV VMAs in September but that didn’t happen. We’ve since learned that Britney may be appearing at the 2008 MTV Europe Music Awards which will be held in Liverpool, England on November 8. Naturally, there is new speculation that if she appears then she might also perform that night. Britney has also been confirmed to appear on X-Factor (the British American Idol) later on this year so she might be rehearsing for that. Personally, I don’t care what she’s rehearsing for … I’m just glad to see her hard at work. She’s been lookin’ real good for some time now … this is just another sign that she is back on the comeback track! Woot!

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Yesterday evening, David and I met up with Kirsten, Darion, Mike and Jill at Ketchup on Sunset Blvd. to enjoy a 50% off meal together at the fun eatery. Here is a fun group shot that we snapped at the end of dinner:

Under normal circumstances (ie. Mon-Sat.) the menu at Ketchup is a bit pricey … but if you go on Sunday they will reduce your bill (with exception for alcohol) by half. We’ve learned tho, over the past few times that we’ve gone to Ketchup on 50% off Sundays that you have to remind the waitstaff to take off the discount. As has happened the last few times we went there on Sundays, we had to send our bill back so that the correct amount was charged. I find it hilarious that the waitstaff always “forgets” to take off the 50% discount on Sundays ;) In any event, we did have a great time together eating and hanging out. David and I couldn’t stay long, tho, cuz I had to get him to the airport for his flight back to NYC. He has already arrived safe and sound. I am also happy to report that it looks like he will be coming back to SoCal sooner than I had anticipated. Thanks to frequent flier miles on Jet Blue, he may come back for Halloween weekend for free!! I was really not looking forward to a 4 week separation from him so I’m very excited that he may be coming back.

Tonight I’m meeting up with Kirsten and Darion again for a little hanging out time together … there may be Chick-Fil-A in our future, perhaps a movie, we’ll see ;)

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Richard Blackwell, the man who famously skewered fashion lows annually by releasing a Worst Dressed List for the past 48 years, has passed away at the age of 86. Mr. Blackwell (as he came to be known) was a relatively unknown fashion designer before he started commenting on the fashion disasters of Hollywood celebs in 1960 and went on to achieve worldwide fame for his satirical and sometimes scathing comments on the fashion faux-pas of Hollywood’s elite. Sadly, Blackwell succumbed to an intestinal infection and passed away yesterday:

Mr. Blackwell, the acerbic designer whose annual worst-dressed list skewered the fashion felonies of celebrities from Zsa Zsa Gabor to Britney Spears, has died. He was 86. Blackwell died Sunday of complications from an intestinal infection, publicist Harlan Boll said. Blackwell, whose first name was Richard, was a little-known dress designer when he issued his first tongue-in-cheek criticism of Hollywood fashion disasters for 1960 — long before Joan Rivers and others turned such ridicule into a daily affair. Year after year, he would take Hollywood’s reigning stars and other celebrities to task for failing to dress in what he thought was the way they should. Being dowdy was bad enough, but the more outrageous clothing a woman wore, the more biting his criticism. He once said a reigning Miss America looked “like an armadillo with cornpads.” A few other examples:

Madonna: “The Bare-Bottomed Bore of Babylon.”

Barbra Streisand: “She looks like a masculine Bride of Frankenstein.”

Christina Aguilera: “A dazzling singer who puts good taste through the wardrobe wringer.”

Björk: “She dances in the dark — and dresses there, too.”

Spears: “Her bra-topped collection of Madonna rejects are pure fashion overkill.”

The critic acknowledged he had mixed feelings about appearing so publicly mean. Most of the women he put through the wringer, he said, were people he genuinely admired for their talent if not their fashion sense. “The list is and was a satirical look at the fashion flops of the year,” he said in 1998. “I merely said out loud what others were whispering. … It’s not my intention to hurt the feelings of these people. It’s to put down the clothing they’re wearing.” He told the Los Angeles Times in 1968 that designers were forgetting that their job “is to dress and enhance women. … Maybe I should have named the 10 worst designers instead of blaming the women who wear their clothes.” During his heyday the issuing of Blackwell’s annual list was an eagerly anticipated media event. On the second Tuesday in January he would assemble reporters at his mansion for a lavish breakfast before making a dramatic entrance for the television cameras. By the turning of the millennium, however, the list had lost its juice and Blackwell took to issuing it by e-mail.

While Mr. Blackwell‘s list may have lost its “vigor” in the last decade or so, I contend that his contribution to pop culture is legendary. Blackwell was doing in the ’60′s what bloggers do on a daily basis today. Ages before the world was united by the Internet, Blackwell was basically saying aloud what others were saying quietly. I never took his comments as mean-spirited. It was clear to me that he injected as much humor in his comments as possible and even his most scathing pronouncements were not meant to hurt his subjects. It seemed to me that it was more of an honor to be on Mr. Blackwell‘s Worst Dressed List than to not garner a mention at all. I, for one, will miss Blackwell‘s annual list of fashion critiques. While I’m sure others will try, I don’t think he can ever truly be replaced.

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This past Saturday we learned that the British newspaper The Sun was reporting that Madonna and Guy Ritchie have reached a settlement in their just announced divorce which led some to believe that the split might be a mostly amicable one. Today we have word from Madonna‘s publicist, Liz Rosenberg, that no such settlement has been reached. This doesn’t necessarily mean that the divorce is gonna turn nasty but it does seem to imply that some wrangling back-and-forth might yet come making the divorce proceedings a bit more complicated than was previously believed:

Madonna’s divorce settlement with her estranged husband Guy Ritchie has yet to be finalized, the singer’s publicist said Sunday. The Sun and The Mail on Sunday reported that the two had struck a deal over their finances and how to split their property. The Mail also reported that they had agreed to a custody arrangement for the couple’s children. In a brief e-mail message sent to The Associated Press, Liz Rosenberg said she would not be commenting on media reports that the pop star and her film director husband had reached or were about to agree on how to share the couple’s multimillion dollar fortune and custody of their children. “I will not be commenting on the various reports regarding the divorce or of the settlement which has not been finalized,” Rosenberg said. A statement from Guy Ritchie’s representatives in London also declined comment.

As much as I hoped that this divorce would be a friendly one, it makes more sense that a settlement would not be agreed upon so quickly. Madonna and Guy Ritchie shared an immense fortune … now that they are parting ways, I’m sure both parties will work diligently to ensure that their interests are protected. I can’t even begin to wrap my head around the legal protection that is in place to safeguard Madonna‘s interests. I mean, I’m sure Guy is well lawyered up but you just know that Madonna has got her booty well-covered. Again, I’m still hoping for an un-nasty divorce from these two but these sorts of mega-divorces seem to have a way of getting out of hand.

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When last we saw photos of underwear model and suspected Miley Cyrus boyfriend Justin Gaston, he was partying it up in various states of undress with some male friends of his at a recent houseparty … and before that, he was strutting his stuff on the runway at the Ed Hardy fashion show at LA Fashion Week earlier last week. This weekend, tho, Justin took it down a few notches and accompanied some of the Cyrus family women to Sunday services at the Montrose Church in Montrose, CA yesterday morning … behold:

Curiously, Miley Cyrus opted out of attending church services with Justin and her family members yesterday morning. I understand she was sick. BUT, that didn’t stop JG from tagging along with mama Tish Cyrus, little sister Noah Cyrus and grandma Cyrus anyways. I mean, I guess you gotta give it up to the lad cuz he is workin’ overtime to get in the Cyrus family’s good graces. You know what they say about folks who pray together. While I still find it weird that a 20-year old man would have anything in common with a 15-year old girl (and weirder still that said 20-year old doesn’t have better things to do than hang out with said 15-year old’s mother, little sister and grandmother), it looks like he is gonna keep pluggin’ away until the Cyrus‘s either adopt him or he marries into the fam … of course, when Miley reaches the age of consent.

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