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NBC aired another Thursday night edition of Saturday Night Live last night which featured a skit on the third and final presidential debate between Senators Barack Obama and John McCain (which had a few funny moments but didn’t really deliver for me) and an extended version of Weekend Update. By far the funniest part of the whole Thursday night ep of SNL was Kristen Wiig‘s portrayal of that crazy lady at the McCain rally that was held last Friday. You may recall that a disheveled looking woman told McCain that she read that Obama was an “Arab” and he had to correct her to her face. While I found the exchange between this woman and McCain terribly upsetting, I’m glad that SNL was able to take the edge off her ignorance and find some humor in the whole situation:

Kristen Wiig is THE funniest castmember of Saturday Night Live right now (and, IMHO, has been for quite some time) so I’m glad that she was able to get in on some of the funny during this presidential campaign. She really did a great portrayal of this crazy lady in question (right down to her unkempt hair). After the jump, watch the Weekend Update video that features Kristen‘s performance of said crazy lady …

Boo. It turns out that the dissolution of marriage doesn’t merely plague the high-powered, rich and famous … it also effects the parents of the high-powered, rich and famous. Naomi Foner has filed paperwork to end her 30+ year marriage to Stephen Gyllenhaal in California court this past Wednesday … the parents of Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal are dunzo, y’all:

Naomi Foner – the mother of Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal – has filed for divorce from their father, Stephen Gyllenhaal, Los Angeles court papers show. Married for 30 years, Foner – a Golden-Globe winning screenwriter with credits including Running on Empty and Losing Isaiah – cites irreconcilable differences. She says the couple has been separated since Jan. 1. Foner isn’t seeking spousal support, and she also asks the court to deny Gyllenhaal – a film director – any support.

This is really sad news, I think. I mean … it’s always sad when a couple breaks up but when someone’s parents split up it feels even sadder (btw, I never noticed how much Jake looks like his father and Maggie looks like her mother). While divorce like this really hurts younger children, like say Madonna and Guy Ritchie‘s children, I’m sure it can still be very upsetting for older children, too. Because of my affinity for Jakey poo, I guess I just find news of this divorce especially sad. At least it sounds like the Gyllenhaals are being fair in these proceedings. The fact that neither one is seeking support from the other makes it sound like the split is amicable. Even still … it’s a bummer.

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Lindsay Lohan has posted a new blog on her official My Space profile that was written, apparently, on a computer behind Samantha Ronson‘s DJ decks at a club in Washington DC last night — really. In this new blogpost, Lindsay waxes poetic on feeling like an “outsider” sometimes when the attention of certain situations (like the one she was in while she was blogging) isn’t focused solely on her … and then, I think, she takes a dig at Sarah Palin or something. Yeah, instead of me trying to describe what she wrote how ’bout we just read exactly what she wrote:

all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights..

all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights..
How does it feel to be an outsider?….behind the scenes type of feeling.
Picture this in your head, if you’re willing to focus for a second my friends ;)
Washington, D.C.- you’re probably thinking that you are going to a monument of some sort… well, you’re highly wrong loves….
Washington, D.C.-you’re in a club, you are here for support for someone that you care for very much, VERY MUCH.. But, you’re here just to chill and support, not to be seen and heard… Not to be on display in the dj booth…or to feel as if you are in a cage at the Bronx Zoo…
Do you see what i am getting at???
Alright, so i am literally sitting in the dj booth at a club in Washington, D.C. where Samantha is djing and they have a computer at the back of the booth, which i am on right now..
aside from the fact that she is an amazing dj and i am having a nice time, the glass mirror placed to my left to hide me from photos (literally) is making it all a bit uncomfortable!!!

This blog isn’t really intended to mean much, it’s just something to let people into my life-kind of a blog to let people know that i am working hard and i go out when samantha is working because she’s pretty great to hear and i love to be around her and her energy as much as possible.

Sitting here makes me think about the fact that if Sarah Palin was in office, and living in Washington.. On a “slow” night, she would probably be dressing as one of the gossip girls or tina fey to try and “be cool” enough to get into this club.

I guess me thinking, and blogging about her gives her more attention and credit than she actually deserves.. but as Madonna says. “Express Yourself”

so…. i will
now and forever
be blessed
xx L

this song has nothing to do with Palin .. fyi

HMMM. As best as I can decipher, I think Lindsay is trying to convey the feeling of being a person who is outshined by someone else who happens to be enjoying all the attention while she is being overlooked. I’m not exactly sure what the point of this blogpost is but I do find it very fascinating that Linds is sometimes aware that she isn’t always the center of attention in every single instance. I don’t take her feeling like an outsider to any sort of jealousy of the attention that Samantha was receiving … it’s like she just suddenly became aware of this new feeling and decided to blog about it. Clearly it was something she wanted to get off her chest cuz she couldn’t wait to get home to blog about it … she decided to start writing right there in da club. Incidentally, I believe Sam was DJing at Lotus Lounge in DC for a charity event benefiting the Children’s Miracle Network (that is where these photos of the girls were taken). I quite like when Lindsay blogs … it gives us a very interesting look inside her life, inside her head … don’t you think?

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After much hype and even more delay, BritneySpears.com has finally launched and is live right now. You may recall that at the start of this month we were told that Britney‘s new official website would be launching “soon” but that registration for the site was underway at CircusVIP.com. Then, around the time that the Womanizer music video was to debut, BritneySpears.com started counting down … to something. Many folks believed the countdown was to the site’s official launch but the number reached zero — and nothing happened. Now, about a week later, the site is finally live and functional:

This is the first message posted to visitors of the site: Hey everyone!! Team Britney here! Brit’s sent us some awesome videos she shot recently and we’re so excited to show them to you! Brit was in Los Angeles doing some fun interviews for the site and the whole crew from Entertainment Tonight were outside the door in the next room waiting to talk to her! But Brit took some time out of her busy schedule to record a message for you guys! Hope you enjoy the vid! More later… bye!

The site offers a blog, videos, music, photos and “more coming soon”. The site is pretty bare as is it stands but I can see the potential for more to come … especially as the release date for her new album Circus nears. After the jump, check out Britney‘s first “video blog” that has been posted to her new official site …