You Don’t Want To Mess With The Zahara

Zahara Jolie-Pitt Will Cut You
September 3rd, 2008

Here are a few pics of Brad Pitt and his eldest daughter Zahara Marley as they made their hasty way across the tarmac to catch a flight over the weekend … the look on Zahara’s face is TOO PRICELESS not to post:


I swear to the gods above, I love me some Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt. That little girl looks like she is 4 seconds away from snapping and opening a can of whoop-ass on the poor soul who gets in her way or is fool enough to cross her. Z is a queen, you best bow down y’all.

[Photo credit: Splash News]

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21 Responses to “You Don’t Want To Mess With The Zahara”

  1. Jane Says:

    She always looks like an angry brat. Good luck to them when she’s a bit older. They should pack her ass off to boot camp now!

  2. Tasha Says:

    I wish they would learn how to do her hair. As a black woman I cringe when I see black babies with white mothers who don’ know how to do their hair! Ugh.

  3. Leah Says:

    hahah that made me laugh so hard

  4. Meg Says:

    She has such long legs. She’s gonna be tall.

  5. MCG48 Says:

    I’d be mad as hell too with that mess on my head. I can’t even describe what’s going on there.

  6. Sarah Says:

    Awww, she looks cranky like she just woke up from a nap. HAHA

  7. cathy Says:

    Nothing you’ve ever written, amongst years of me reading this blog has ever struck me as such but…
    If Zahara was white, i wonder if you’d still put the same words in her mouth.

    Hmmm.

    {Cathy}

  8. forehead slammer Says:

    Cathy – for fuck’s sake, get over yourself, and quickly. Find an issue worthwhile to devote your limited thought process to. Believe me, black girls AND white girls (and hell, even brown girls) spew shit like that from their mouths EVERY DAY. Leave the suburbs every once in while, mkay?

  9. Evelyn Says:

    Cathy, I agree. I always feel a bit ‘hmmm’ when Trent writes the “I’m gonna cut you” comments and makes out that she is/will he aggressive.

    I know it’s meant to be funny, but it strikes me as a bit racist.

    And they REALLY, REALLY, REALLY(!!!) need to hire a hairdresser for that child. That hair is shameful, man.

  10. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    I will not even comment on the “racist” thing. Those of you who think I am “racist” by any stretch of the imagination would prolly be better suited elsewhere.

  11. Nicole Says:

    does this little girl ever walk?? or am i missing out on something?

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  13. Nat Lancaster Says:

    All I want to know is why this little girl’s hair is never done. If you are going to adopt a child out of your own race, then find a way to do their hair. My family is white and my parent adopted two girls, one black and one bi-racial. One of the first things my mom did was to go to a hairdresser and find out how to take care of their hair. Geez, with a billion dollars between them, you’d think they’d spring for a beautician. I heard Brad once make a comment about not knowing what to do with her hair. DUH, go find out.

  14. Flappy Chuck Says:

    I just picture her saying that with a Wanda Sykes voice. She’s got that same WTF face…….and I mean that in a good way, I make it myself. Love that kid!!!!

  15. Jess Says:

    What a precious father and daughter trip. She will always remember this. Some of these comments remind you that racist people still exist. Believe it or not some people think that people in the world treat other race of people as equals-sadly they don’t.

  16. Jane Says:

    IMO none of these comments – including Trent’s – are racist. So stop seeing things that aren’t there! This kid looks like an angry brat! If she were white, chinese or hispanic I’d say and think the same freakin’ thing. A brat face knows no race boundries.

  17. Kathleen Says:

    I am guessing when she grows up she will be like Naomi Campbell.

  18. Shelly Says:

    Brat face? um, ok… It just looks like she ain’t happy to see the photographers.

  19. coco Says:

    1- If any of ya’all saw the People spread of the Jolie-Pitts, you can see that Z has a really cute smile and seems really happy. 2- If any of ya’all have been around children when noisy obnoxious people are around, you have probably seen the same face! Most photos of celeb toddlers, example off the top of my head: Suri, make odd faces when they are looking at the photogs. 3- Don’t call Trent racist. Get a life! Z just looks like she has mad attitude all the time and its funny to put adult words in kids mouths. 4- Yes, baby girl needs a trip to the salon.

  20. Dawn Says:

    Lighten up people — Trent’s post is funny! Besides, I like that he paints the little girl with such spunk.

  21. Jane Says:

    I’ve never seen little Suri (or any other celeb-baby) w the same bratty scowl as Zahara. That is a look unto herself. I just don’t like that kid. Brat!

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