So … you know how I have that theory about how everyone looks better/hotter/sexier when they are wet? Yeah, it turns out that my theory does not hold true in absolutely every case. Here are photos of a very wet-looking Madonna and she looks anything but better/hotter/sexier:
Despite the hours in the gym, rumours of plastic surgery, and strict macrobiotic diet, it seems Madonna is as susceptible to the effects of ageing as anyone else. Leaving her hotel in Paris yesterday the 50-year-old looked gaunt faced and tired, hiding behind the large frames of her black Chanel glasses. With her wet hair clinging lifelessly to her head Madonna was certainly looking her age. Her black outfit and fake fur shaggy cardigan only accentuated the similarities. Of course it is only to be expected if Madonna is feeling a little tired. She has been at the forefront of the music industry for 25 years, and is in the middle of a punishing 50-date world tour. The Material Girl is also well-known for enduring two-hour gym sessions, six days a week at her private £6 million personal gym. And of top of her career and work-out schedule she is also a doting mother of three.
Oh yeah, I think I need to get a new theory. Yipes!!
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I don’t think I’m “acting” like anyone by making a joke … remember jokes, I’ve kinda been making them about celebs for about 4 years now?
But that one wasn’t called for, and didn’t even sound like a joke.
I thought you knew better than to act like a random bitter gossiper (the very reason why I’ve been checking your blog for two years)
Lighten up, Trent!! ^^
I love your wit Trent! And if we can’t be a little bitchy here, then where the hell can we?
Keep up the great work mate.
she looks like she’s all dressed up to star in a horror movie.but of course,without the coat and hair like that,she’s pretty fine for a person who’s 50
My mum looks better than her at 52. She’s just as talented as Madonna is too. I.e she can sing decently around the house.
I don’t think she looks fifty. And that ‘fake fur’ is Mongolian lamb and anything but fake.
It’s okay for a 50-year-old woman to look 50. It’s just not okay for that woman to also prance around giving concerts in teeny, slutty, juvenile outfits, trying to act like she’s still 22. The contrast between reality, and her desperate stage persona, is what makes these picturses so disturbing.
I think it’s refreshing that she doesn’t feel the need to be all made up before she steps out of the house.
Gollum anyone?
I guess the problem is she just had quite a bit of plastic surgery on her face and well, she still looks like that. Sadly, all that working out takes most-if not all- the natural fat from her and makes her look a bit stringy. And really, like many people have said, she can get away with it – she’s effing Madonna.
Let’s all collate the bad pic’s of you Trent(there’s enough of them) and leave our comments…..
You could even start your own blog :)