Oh man … last night’s ep of The Hills was chock full of drama of varying degrees … there were lies, there were tears and there was a pool party — what else could one ask for in a single episode of their favorite faux reality TV program?

Last night’s ep centered on Lauren LC Conrad‘s return and the fallout from Stephanie creepin’ behind her back to try and mack on her ex Doug. On the Speidi front, mama Montag came for a visit and she ended up getting into it with Spencer … man, drama city! After the jump, find out who was lying about what, who was crying about what and how nothing can really stay a secret for long on The Hills in the ep titled Don’t Act Innocent …

So, I didn’t get to recap last week’s ep of The Hills since David and I were enjoying a little holiday in Reykjavik, Iceland but I did watch the ep once I returned home. While we didn’t see that anything actually happened between Stephanie and Doug, I think it’s safe to assume that something had to happen otherwise they wouldn’t be trying to hide it from LC (and how they every thought they’d be able to get away with any of this is beyond me … again, we’re supposed to suspend belief that we don’t know there are VIDEO CAMERAS recording EVERYTHING THESE PEOPLE SAY AND DO). Last night’s ep was the fallout ep … and all the lies got called out — and for what?

Firstly, it was nice to see trainer Jarrett back on the show … he’s been MIA since last season (when he dated Whitney for about 10 secs. a season or 2 ago) so I’m glad that he came back to inject his $0.02 into the discussion about how girls shouldn’t date the exes of their girlfriends. LC point blank called out Stephanie for sneaking around behind her back and Stephanie really didn’t have anything to say … she muttered some nonsensical things and kinda stood there slack-jawed a lot … which left LC no recourse but to stare back equally slack-jawed … and that was that. Dumb. On the Speidi side of things, Heidi‘s mom came for a visit and got into it with Spencer — who really showed her zero respect and seemed only interested in pissing her off/making her cry. It is clear that no matter who tries to get close to Heidi … be it LC or her own sister and mother, Spencer feels the need to interject himself in order to eject those people out of Heidi‘s life. I mean … is that love? It seems clear that the only way that Speidi can be together is if there is a total absence of everyone else … period. Sounds like a fun life. The ep ended at Doug‘s poolparty where everything was dragged out into the open … Doug got caught in his lies, Stephanie got caught in her lies (Stephanie even got an earful of Doug throwing her under the bus/talking shizz about her in order for him to try and save his own sorry butt) and basically showed their true colors. Doug looked like a total lying jerk and Stephanie like a skeeze — which I’m sure shocked no one at all familiar with these people on the show. This crap is high school to the fullest … it’s kinda funny and yet, kinda sad, too.

All in all, tho, I quite enjoyed … what did y’all think?

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