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I’m very sad to say that last night’s ep of The Hills was a major snoozefest. Except for being heavily bombarded with the message that the new Epic Records band White Tie Affair is “hip and cool”, I really didn’t glean anything of substance from last night’s ep:

Even still … I must soldier on and do my duty to recap last night’s “action” as best I can. After the jump, find out what went down on last night’s ep of The Hills titled You Always Miss A Best Friend …

People … WTF?! Absolutely nothing happened last night … I was bored, literally to tears (I kept yawning so much I had to wipe the tears from eyes every 15 seconds). The only things we got were a few facial expressions from Whitney, a lunch between Lauren LC Conrad and Holly Montag, an upset Audrina who was let down by Justin Bobby and the force-feeding of the band White Tie Affair:

Total snoozeville. David doesn’t like watching The Hills but I made him watch it with me last night … and was very sorry for it afterward. Last night’s ep did not instill in him the belief that the show is worth watching. I mean, I get that not every ep can be a winner but … I was totally bored by last night’s ep. Pink reader Lisa caught that the MTV subtitler for last night’s ep egregiously misspelled the word “secretly” when Stephanie confessed to secretly piercing her tongue — that was pretty much it for the excitement, I’m afraid. Pink reader Mike sent in a pic of LC, Audrina, Lo and Stephanie dancing on stage with White Tie Affair during their showcase concert at the Roosevelt Hotel, which I think is pretty cool …

… then again, the scene of the girls on stage was not included in last night’s ep. Boo.

I’m gonna just consider this ep a throwaway episode and move on … next week’s ep looks VERY VERY good … LC goes away and all hell breaks loose behind her back while she’s gone. Wee! I’m sure all the drama next week will make up for the lack thereof in last night’s ep. Did any of y’all like last night’s ep?

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