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Sunday night we were treated to a “bonus” episode of The Hills on MTV as the lead-in to the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards which teased that there would be some incarceration drama on last night’s regularly scheduled ep … by the end of last night’s new ep, Lauren LC Conrad was left crying with black tears streaming down her face:

After the jump, find out what could possibly leave LC in tears, find out what happened to Brody and Doug in Las Vegas and find out what true lurve on The Hills really means in the ep titled Something Has To Change …

Oh yeah, last night’s ep felt much more like a usual ep of The Hills than Sunday night’s bonus ep did. We got family drama, we got friend drama, we got Lady Gaga AND we got black tears … what more can one ask for from a single ep of any show?

So … as much as I was kinda annoyed that Brody and Doug‘s “jail” drama turned out to be NOTHING, I did find the two of the cute as they told their little story. I know that Brody Jenner is currently filming his new TV series Bromance but it looked to me, in last night’s ep, that he’s already found the perfect guy for him. And, I must say, I am really starting to love The Holly & Spencer Show. They rule together. It’s difficult to determine which one to root for. I’m hoping that they end up getting their own spin-off TV show … or, at the very least, they duke it out at some point this season. Any bets on who would whip whose ass? It was nice to see Whitney on last night’s ep … she was sorely missed in the “bonus” ep. She was really lacking in the facial expressions but it occurred to me that she might be saving all of her best stuff for her own spin-off show which will be set in NYC. Did it look to anyone else that Lady Gaga looked like she really hated herself for appearing on The Hills? If you watched the ep, I’m sure you caught her very OBVIOUS eye roll when Whitney and LC were trying to help zip her up in her rubber catsuit. You know what, homegirl’s gotta sell albums … but I thought it was a big mistake to feature the wrong song on the show. Just Dance is a bangin’ track, I don’t know why they didn’t use it on last night’s ep. I am not gonna lie y’all … I had my own black tears streaming down my face as I watched LC and Audrina resolve their differences. At one point, I was petting their faces on my TV screen to try and soothe their pain. I loved how LC had an answer FOR EVERYTHING. Every single point that Audrina tried to make, LC shot down … that’s how you win an argument … throw in some tears for effect and YOU WIN! It was so nice how Holly and Heidi had a hug moment as did LC and Audrina. Finally, all’s right in the world of The Hills. There was so much lurve going on, I doubt we’ll ever hear of any discord among any of them ever again! Okay, so mebbe that’s not entirely true … but for one brief moment we can imagine what it would be like without all the fighting going on … and then we realize that boring shizz like that is SO uninteresting. Lovefest better be over, y’all. I want some serious bitchiness to hit hard by the next ep. Yes? Did any of y’all join me with the tears as y’all watched last night’s ep?

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