‘Survivor: Gabon’ Brings The P33N
My French boys at Oh La La Mag gave me the head’s up of a particularly interesting thing that David and I missed seeing during the season premiere of Survivor: Gabon this past Thursday night. The CBS network censors were obvs sleeping on the job when they approved this week’s ep of Survivor as they let a quick flash of penis make it to air on national television. LOL. But before we get to the p33n, let’s set the scene. Marcus Lehman, 28 year old doctor from Atlanta, buddied up with Charlie Herschel, a 29 year old gay lawyer from NYC, in the season premiere ep to forge the first alliance on the show. Charlie was very obvs in LURVE with Marcus but Marcus seemed to be willing to overlook Charlie’s fawnyness in order to build the first bond on the show that may help him get to the $1 million dollar prize. Here are a few screencaps of underwear clad Marcus and the very infatuated Charlie talking strategy in the jungle:

I kind half expected these two to kiss or something … but unfortch for Charlie, that never happened.
And then came the p33n … during one of the challenges, Marcus was running around in his loose-fitting undies when his penis kinda popped out of hiding to come out and say hello:

After the jump, check out the NSFW uncensored screencaps (and a VERY FUN animated gif) of Marcus’s p33n poppin’ out of his undies …

During the actual broadcast, the action went by too fast to see anything in “real time” but the screencaps clearly show that Marcus’s penis came out to say hello. Additionally, the industrious chaps at the DreamCaps forum created an animated gif that show the action, well, “in action”:

I mean, this shizz is funny, y’all. Sure it may be a *bit* childish but whatevs … US network TV is so sanitized that a little flash of p33n every once-in-a-while is good for the soul. Wouldn’t you agree? Thanks Marcus!
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Tags: 'Survivor: Gabon', Charlie Herschel, Marcus Lehman


September 27th, 2008 at 8:00 am
HAHA!! Wow.
September 27th, 2008 at 8:00 am
I bet Charlie is watching this over and over and over
September 27th, 2008 at 8:07 am
hahahhaa!
this is so funny!!!!
September 27th, 2008 at 8:42 am
LMAO!
September 27th, 2008 at 8:43 am
why is he doing a challenge in his undies? does he not have pants?
September 27th, 2008 at 9:20 am
oh wow, I’m glad I saw that!
September 27th, 2008 at 9:31 am
That is tooo funny! I did not notice at all when i watched the show thursday…hooray for penis!
September 27th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Natty are you not a regular survivor watcher? I’m sure they get paid more to do stunts in the least amount of clothes possible. Its not survivor unless there is a nip slip or something. Also, imagine how hot it must be in Gabon….
September 27th, 2008 at 9:44 am
I wonder if his balls were aching after the run?
September 27th, 2008 at 9:46 am
hahahaha. that gif is the greatest thing ive seen all day.
September 27th, 2008 at 10:24 am
hahaha!!
September 27th, 2008 at 10:32 am
We totally did not notice this at all when we watched it the other day… We just went back and looked online, and sure enough… his penis is definitely out! I wonder if he noticed when he watched the ep…
September 27th, 2008 at 10:44 am
tee-hee
September 27th, 2008 at 10:45 am
hmm. penis is weird.
September 27th, 2008 at 11:44 am
It looks like a little finger! Ha! That’s hilarious!
September 27th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
LOLLLLLLLL! That’s too funny!
September 27th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
lol
September 27th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 27th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
my hubby and i noticed it.. and he was like, they blur the girls for no reason, that girl they voted off was played in slow motion every chance he got, and they let the good dr flop all over..
it made us giggle
September 27th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
LOL! I love it
September 27th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I think this should be my new avatar…lol
September 27th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
That was toooooooooooooooooo funny!!!! :) Thank you for sharing…
How boys walk around with that is still beyond me!
September 27th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
I thought these Survivor Gabon penis pics were fakes so I Googled it. To my surprise I found Marcus’s penis flash video. In slow-motion no doubt. Gawd, I love the internet: http://www.nakedstraightguys.com/cbs-survivor/gabon-marcus-alvarez-lehman/
September 27th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA
September 27th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
eek!! that puppy was really trying to break free!!! probably was hoping to take the next boat out and meet back up after the show!! hahaha………
September 27th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
LOL!!! LOL LOL totally made my day
September 27th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
have to say that i/m extremely impressed by your fucking dick size…. god i want u in me…… lemme know what you think, boy.
September 28th, 2008 at 4:49 am
Awesome :)
September 28th, 2008 at 10:01 am
just watched this while i was in the middle of a conversation on the phone!! laughed so hard i had to hang up!!! :D too funny!!
September 28th, 2008 at 11:22 am
OH MY GOD! hahhaha that is hilarious. I love survivor and I completely missed that. Thanks Trent :) you should do Survivor recaps this season. You know you looove it. :)
September 28th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
OMFG, that shizz is hilarious!!! I totally missed that in real-time.
*Swooon* for both of those boys – they are hot!!
September 28th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Forget the guys, show the girls, would rather see breasts bouncing around
September 28th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
TOTALLY hot! too bad CBS will pay extra close attention now!
September 28th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
imagine the cameraman/lady’s face when he/she taped this ……………………………. LOL!
September 29th, 2008 at 2:19 am
bili
September 29th, 2008 at 4:01 am
omg, lol!! The animated gif is hilarioussss, it also looks like it hurts, just flopping all over like that.. good thing it’s compact size, lmao.
September 29th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Wow! I was watching (or so I thought), but I totally missed this!
September 29th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
sometime the lil’ guy needs to what’s is going on and needs air too
September 29th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
yum yum give me some!
September 29th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I hate this show. But ooooh he’s hot. And I don’t mind seein’ a lil flash of his pee pee. Woot!
September 30th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I tivo’d it, watched half, then once I heard about the wardrobe malfunction finished watching. Later I realized the title of that episode is “Want to see the elephant dung?” No Lie. If any of you tivo”d or dvr’d it check it out.
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:27 am
LOL too funny!
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
LOL, I love it, this is great! Too bad I don’t watch this show, I can’t stand it & even though we got some gratuitous P it wasn’t enough for me to start watching. Now, if Taye Diggs accidentally flopped out during an ep of Private Practice I’d record & save that for life!!!
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:49 am
Yay Penis!!! Lol
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Ohmigosh, he has a PENIS!!!! What is the world coming to?
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Editorial comment:
Must be a ‘grower”, sure isn’t a ’shower’.
Foss
October 3rd, 2008 at 7:36 pm
thank God it was his, & not the old pirate dude behind him in the black man-ties!
October 4th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Yay! Long live the P33N!! HA HA!!
Yeah, you’re right that most Americans are so phobic of the human body. Come on folks. Everybody’s got something down there. Time to quit making them out to be naughty bits!
October 4th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
no. fucking. way. PFFT HAHAHAHA! HOW DID THE EDITORS MISS THAT?
October 4th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
damn straight Christin hahaha ew i woulda puked up mah dinner!
October 4th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
I think it’s funny that the people who are most outraged by stuff like this are probably the same folks who slowed it down and rewatched it several times just to make sure they were really seeing what they thought they were seeing, and then decided to freak out about it…puh-leeze!!!
October 9th, 2008 at 1:33 am
how did HE not notice the extra breeze?! He probably did since it stayed hidden in the downhill portion of that event. still not making me WANT to watch the show, however.
November 1st, 2008 at 6:47 am
We should all be glad it popped out from an attractive guy.
November 1st, 2008 at 6:52 am
Next up… Survivor: Gabon in HD 3D IMAX!
January 21st, 2009 at 5:00 am
He He love it! He must be sooooo embarrassed at showing it on tv. The media in the UK is so quick to show any accidental slip by a female celeb, its about time we got our own back!!!
July 14th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
omg wnna give him a blo job sooo bad! it looks sooo yummy!