OMG … Wednesday night’s ep of Project Runway was so damn good … it was full of all the things I love most about the show. An inventive challenge, surprise guests, TWO eliminations … and, of course, Nina Garcia:

At long last, Nina returned to Project Runway after not appearing on the previous two eps … it was very awesome to have her back, especially since she took great care to rip apart some of the horrible messes that were paraded in front of her on the runway. After the jump, find out who was in, which TWO designers were out and who managed to find fortune in the episode titled What’s Your Sign? …

See folks, this is exactly why I like being surprised when I watch Project Runway. I was unaware that there were going to be TWO eliminated designers in this week’s ep … and once that was made known to me, I literally jumped around my apartment with glee at which two would get the axe. No lie, I knew for sure that Blayne would be one of them. His “licious” ass was due for expulsion … thank god he finally got the boot:

To be honest, after seeing her behavior on this week’s ep, I was ready for Kenley to go home, too. What the hell is wrong with her. She has seriously lost her mind. It’s one thing to talk back to Heidi Klum on the runway (‘cuz we all know that she deserves it sometimes) but getting lippy with Michael Kors and NINA GARCIA?! Uh uh … she done lost her mind. And, let’s be honest, her bullshizz line about she “don’t look at collections” is the biggest pile of horsecrap ever. If true, then what the hell is she doing trying to become a designer. She’d be better off going back to work at K-Mart or Wal-Mart or whatever else job she said she had. Overall, I loved that the eliminated designers were brought back … even more that they had ZERO incentive to do a good job. They had no chance of getting back in the competition, they didn’t have to do a damn thing. Brills. I loved the astrological star sign aspect of the challenge … this really gave the designers the opportunity to really be creative (not that many of them were actually creative). The team of Blayne + Stella = total Yikes! They were doomed from the start. The team of Terri + Keith = double Yikes! At least Blayne and Stella liked one another … Terri used to be cute, I used to like rooting for her. Some beyotch monster started manifesting itself in her last week and then came out in full force last night … she needed to go (and Keith needed to go again … his crybaby bullshizz is really annoying). It was great seeing the former contestants from previous seasons on the show again … some of them were a sight for sore eyes and some of them were totally forgettable … ah, I love this show so much. All props go to Jerell for his fierce winning design but Y’ALL KNOW that Joe really had the best design. His was so damn good, I was shocked he didn’t win … it was a crime. And it goes to show that Joe really does have the chops to make it to the end. I stand by my prediction … LeAnne, Korto and Joe in the Final 3. THANK SWEET BABY JEBUS for Michael Kors FINALLY CALLING OUT Suede‘s stupid third person talk … it’s about damn time. That guy is so deluded … I wonder if he even knows it yet. Again, love love loved this week’s ep … it was so fun. Two eliminations really added to the excitement at the end of the ep … they should do it more often ;)

OH and by the way … did y’all catch that Saturn commercial that featured Laura Bennett … you know, the one where she looked like this:

How in the hell were they able to talk her into looking like this on national TV? I mean, the dress was very Laura … the superhero shtick was just … wrong. I love the woman but … no. Hahahahahaha.

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