In what can only be described as the most ridiculous thing that I have *EVER* heard of in the entire history of my hearing things, I feel compelled to pass along this jarring bit of information gleaned from the musings of Paris Hilton. The girl who made a career out of chasing flashbulbs and doing anything and everything to garner the attention of the paparazzi for years and years has come to the conclusion that the paparazzi are “annoying” and is trying to make us believe that she is “fed up” with their presence in her life … like, seriously:

Paris Hilton is fed up with being followed by paparazzi — but has vowed to keep her cool with them. The sexy socialite and hotel heiress — who is one of the most photographed women in the world — says she is constantly taunted by shutterbugs who try and get her hot under the collar — but she always resists the temptation to lash out. She explains, “It is annoying when they are always showing up at your house. I think it is fine at like a movie premiere or an event when they are supposed to be there. But when it is every single day it just gets really tiring. There is nothing you can do about it. They want you to lash out at them so I never do. I have never done that and I never will.”

OK, I can kinda buy that even Paris Hilton is capable of growing up just a little bit and I find it feasible that she can settle down enough to maintain a fairly normal romantic relationship with Benji Madden but the mere thought of Paris Hilton shunning any attention from the paparazzi is just … madness. I mean, seriously, WTF? In actuality, Paris Hilton is probably the single pioneer of the modern paparazzi movement and the notion that she is no longer interested in their attention is … insane. I shant believe it, I vehemently refuse to believe it and I will not spend another second thinking that this could possibly be true by any stretch of the imagination. Nope.

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