Mark Foster Pays Homage To David Beckham’s Bulge

Yeah, I dunno who this guy is either but you gotta see this
September 24th, 2008

UK Olympic swimmer Mark Foster thought it would be neat-o to pay tribute to David Beckham’s famous Armani Underwear ad by posing in exactly the same way, prominent bulge and all, in the pages of the new issue of the British magazine Now. Here, for your enjoyment, is a side-by-side comparison of the competing photographs:


As far as impersonations go, it is worthy of a gold medal. With his finely honed physique and effortless smoulder, Mark Foster’s attempt to recreate David Beckham’s notorious Armani advert is virtually flawless. And save for the odd grey hair, his likeness is all the more remarkable given he is approaching his 40th birthday. However, there does appear to be one particular area in which the swimmer fails to measure up to the England footballer. While Mr Beckham showed off a suspiciously large bulge in his own pictures, the 6ft 5in Olympian falls slightly short in that department. Either way, both sportsmen appear to have made use of some rather strategic padding during their respective photoshoots. Explaining his decision to strip down, Foster said: “I’m so used to swimming in a pair of trunks and being in next to nothing anyway, stripping to a pair of underpants isn’t a major issue for me. But I don’t see myself as a heartthrob – I’m just me.” The 38-year-old competed in his fifth Olympics in Beijing this summer although failed to win a medal after tumbling out in the early stages of the competition. However, he is currently appearing on Strictly Come Dancing where he is one of the favourites to win the competition with partner Hayley Holt. And while he has never spoken openly about his love-life he says of his most appealing qualities: “I can cook. Even though I went out on the first round of Masterchef, I can cook. I find cooking very therapeutic. I’m also very good at doing as I’m told. I’m pretty tidy, and by the end of this I’ll know my way around a dancefloor.” Whispers began to circulate after a giant 100ft high poster of Beckham was unveiled outside a San Francisco department store in June. Fans could not help noticing that he appeared more well proportioned than he did when pictured in a pair of skimpy trunks while on holiday in Italy two years ago.

I gotta say, I totes approve … I think that more dudes should pay tribute to Becks’s sexy pose like this … whadda ya say? Who should be next?

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11 Responses to “Mark Foster Pays Homage To David Beckham’s Bulge”

  1. v Says:

    omg where do i get a pair……

  2. bmw Says:

    guess.

  3. Mark me Says:

    Mark Foster is so much hotter though!

  4. Mikey Garcia Says:

    I absolutely appreciate how they even got the package to match.

    No, I mean, I REALLY appreciate it.

    ::dead::

    That Mark Foster is one hot silver daddy.

  5. Dana Says:

    Um, how about Jakey-poo? I personally would love to see an homage by Gerard Butler (AAAUUUOOOO!!) or Rocco diSpirito. Or both. ;)

  6. Thomas Says:

    He looks like he wants to be topped.

  7. Who cares about AI Says:

    those bulges are so fake…gimme a break

  8. undi Says:

    I’ll eat mark fosters balls through those great pants!!!

  9. Lottie Says:

    MARK FOSTER BAYBEE!!!

  10. Kieran Says:

    Mark Foster is amazing, David is just a guy…….

  11. nikarta Says:

    I hear Mark Foster is married to another swimmwer, is this really true????????????????????

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