Kanye West, freshly sprung from jail after getting arrested at LAX Airport yesterday morning for destroying a paparazzo’s camera, has finally made is way to Hawaii (his original intended destination of out of LAX yesterday) and has already blogged about the incident:
Kanye blogs:
We back in the lab!!! I’m cool with the paparazzi. This guy wasn’t cool. I gotta work now… I’ll rant later!
While I think it’s nice and mature that Kanye is trying to make nice with the paparazzi as a whole … I think I prefer Best Week Ever‘s take on what Kanye should’ve blogged about this incident:
I am sick of negative people who sit around waiting for their chance 2 throw me in jail for freakin out on some paparazzi and breaking they camera!!!! WHAT IS THIS??!!!??!?!!!!!! I WAS JUST WALKING THROUGH THE AIRPORT TRYING TO GO TO MY MURAKAMI JET WHEN THESE BITCHES START FLASHING MY PICTURE AND FORCING ME TO TAKE AWAY THEIR NIKON D7000 – a wonderful model of professional digital camera – AND SMASH IT ON THE MOTHERF*CKING GROUND!!!! Lemme tell y’all what really happened with this shit. I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE INSULTED IN MY LIFE!!!!! I didn’t do nothing wrong except try to protect my right to privacy as a citizen and these bitches think they can put me in jail instead of them paparazzi motherf*ckers. THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!! This is like Martin Luther King Jr’s letter from the Birmingham jail, except I’m in LA and I AM THE GREATEST!!!!! These haterz are gonna be sorry they did this shit when my AMAZING new album 808’s & Heartbreak drops in December. I been workin’ my motherf*cking ass off on this music because I’m a real motherf*cking artist and this is my masterpiece and these bitches are just tryin’ 2 shoot me down. But I can pay my f*ckin bail with the change in my pocket, and all y’all are gonna BOW DOWN BY THE TIME I’M DONE WITH THIS SH*T!!!! I’M PUTTIN’ Y’ALL ON LOVE LOCKDOWN WHEN I GET OUT OF LOCKDOWN!!!!
JAIL SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!
Brills. Get back to work, Kanye. Holla.
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<3 Kanye’s music but the man is ka-ra-zay!
He’s so talented.. he just needs to stay clear of the drama!!!
Something really needs to be done about the paps seriously. But Kanye, Kanye, Kanye. *Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* , really?
Why should ANYONE ‘make nice’ with the paps? They’re like vermin.
Why when someone is trying to pretend to be someone else, do they use excessive punctuation !!!111 and use lots of ‘txt spk’? IDK about anyone else, but when I’ve read his blog I’ve not thought he had the IQ of a cabbage and the typing skills of an infant.
im surprised you dont see more of this happening to the paps. but yet the paps are never the bad guy?!? the get what they deserve, alot of them go way to far.
Nicola, you’re kidding right?
“This is like Martin Luther King Jr’s letter from the Birmingham jail.”
Never has a more apt comparison been made.
Barack Obama and George Bush have something to say about Kanye West. Check out the video here, http://beema.wordpress.com/200.....tick-gate/.
the blog made no sense and he compared himself to MLK… and that he was being targeted. hes crazy. his music is good but the way he views himself is totally askew. he needs to take responsibility for his actions… yes they were probably in his face being annoying (im in no way defending paps. they are so annoying) but breaking someons camera and the way he was shoving them and pushing them… thats assault! i saw the video and he was in the wrong just as much as the paps were. that was not an apology or anything that he should be putting out there. ugh his ego bugs. but i dont know him personally. just not a good display of character
Maybe he should go back and research MLK a littl ebit more before making comparisons.
I never comment on here, but this was too good. Kanye’s blog is A FAKE. It’s from Best Week Ever’s blog. Trent said that it was their blog, but I guess no one read that part! It’s so obviously a fake. Jeeez.
Nice one, Trent! Loves it.
i guess people never read what trents posts… its a fake.
obvi
Ohhh Kanyeezy…I think he really should’ve said a LITTLE more in his blog…LOVE the Best Week Ever blog!! hahaha SO funny
His mouth bugs the crap out of me, he’s so fug!
Boohoo I make all this money.. Boohoo people want to take my picture when I’m in public…. You really dodn’t see much of him anymore he should be happy someone is still interested…
Not too bad Kanye, short sweet and not too ranty on the first pass. Of course you can correct the not too ranty part when you update with a more verbose posting later. We’re counting on yah Kanye!
Nobody on earth is better than his majesty…he should go fuck himself. His music is not all that great……
Hilarious fake blog. BWE is awesome, as is The Soup. Woot!!!!1111!!!
HAHAHA, he compared himself to Martin Luther King, Jr.?!?! a little full of himself isn’t he
LOL @ Nicola.
The paparazzi are vermin yet you enjoy the fruits of their labour, probably on a daily basis by going to blogs like this.
Lemme guess you read People too, but no… those photographers are pure scum.