Kanye West Blogs, Makes Nice With The Paparazzi
Kanye West, freshly sprung from jail after getting arrested at LAX Airport yesterday morning for destroying a paparazzo’s camera, has finally made is way to Hawaii (his original intended destination of out of LAX yesterday) and has already blogged about the incident:
Kanye blogs:
We back in the lab!!! I’m cool with the paparazzi. This guy wasn’t cool. I gotta work now… I’ll rant later!
While I think it’s nice and mature that Kanye is trying to make nice with the paparazzi as a whole … I think I prefer Best Week Ever’s take on what Kanye should’ve blogged about this incident:
I am sick of negative people who sit around waiting for their chance 2 throw me in jail for freakin out on some paparazzi and breaking they camera!!!! WHAT IS THIS??!!!??!?!!!!!! I WAS JUST WALKING THROUGH THE AIRPORT TRYING TO GO TO MY MURAKAMI JET WHEN THESE BITCHES START FLASHING MY PICTURE AND FORCING ME TO TAKE AWAY THEIR NIKON D7000 – a wonderful model of professional digital camera – AND SMASH IT ON THE MOTHERF*CKING GROUND!!!! Lemme tell y’all what really happened with this shit. I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE INSULTED IN MY LIFE!!!!! I didn’t do nothing wrong except try to protect my right to privacy as a citizen and these bitches think they can put me in jail instead of them paparazzi motherf*ckers. THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!! This is like Martin Luther King Jr’s letter from the Birmingham jail, except I’m in LA and I AM THE GREATEST!!!!! These haterz are gonna be sorry they did this shit when my AMAZING new album 808’s & Heartbreak drops in December. I been workin’ my motherf*cking ass off on this music because I’m a real motherf*cking artist and this is my masterpiece and these bitches are just tryin’ 2 shoot me down. But I can pay my f*ckin bail with the change in my pocket, and all y’all are gonna BOW DOWN BY THE TIME I’M DONE WITH THIS SH*T!!!! I’M PUTTIN’ Y’ALL ON LOVE LOCKDOWN WHEN I GET OUT OF LOCKDOWN!!!!
JAIL SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!
Brills. Get back to work, Kanye. Holla.
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September 12th, 2008 at 9:32 am
<3 Kanye’s music but the man is ka-ra-zay!
September 12th, 2008 at 9:47 am
He’s so talented.. he just needs to stay clear of the drama!!!
September 12th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Something really needs to be done about the paps seriously. But Kanye, Kanye, Kanye. *Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* , really?
September 12th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Why should ANYONE ‘make nice’ with the paps? They’re like vermin.
Why when someone is trying to pretend to be someone else, do they use excessive punctuation !!!111 and use lots of ‘txt spk’? IDK about anyone else, but when I’ve read his blog I’ve not thought he had the IQ of a cabbage and the typing skills of an infant.
September 12th, 2008 at 10:01 am
im surprised you dont see more of this happening to the paps. but yet the paps are never the bad guy?!? the get what they deserve, alot of them go way to far.
September 12th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Nicola, you’re kidding right?
September 12th, 2008 at 10:29 am
“This is like Martin Luther King Jr’s letter from the Birmingham jail.”
Never has a more apt comparison been made.
September 12th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Barack Obama and George Bush have something to say about Kanye West. Check out the video here, http://beema.wordpress.com/2008/09/11/lipstick-gate/.
September 12th, 2008 at 10:54 am
the blog made no sense and he compared himself to MLK… and that he was being targeted. hes crazy. his music is good but the way he views himself is totally askew. he needs to take responsibility for his actions… yes they were probably in his face being annoying (im in no way defending paps. they are so annoying) but breaking someons camera and the way he was shoving them and pushing them… thats assault! i saw the video and he was in the wrong just as much as the paps were. that was not an apology or anything that he should be putting out there. ugh his ego bugs. but i dont know him personally. just not a good display of character
September 12th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Maybe he should go back and research MLK a littl ebit more before making comparisons.
September 12th, 2008 at 11:13 am
I never comment on here, but this was too good. Kanye’s blog is A FAKE. It’s from Best Week Ever’s blog. Trent said that it was their blog, but I guess no one read that part! It’s so obviously a fake. Jeeez.
Nice one, Trent! Loves it.
September 12th, 2008 at 11:16 am
i guess people never read what trents posts… its a fake.
obvi
September 12th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Ohhh Kanyeezy…I think he really should’ve said a LITTLE more in his blog…LOVE the Best Week Ever blog!! hahaha SO funny
September 12th, 2008 at 11:33 am
His mouth bugs the crap out of me, he’s so fug!
September 12th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Boohoo I make all this money.. Boohoo people want to take my picture when I’m in public…. You really dodn’t see much of him anymore he should be happy someone is still interested…
September 12th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Not too bad Kanye, short sweet and not too ranty on the first pass. Of course you can correct the not too ranty part when you update with a more verbose posting later. We’re counting on yah Kanye!
September 12th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Nobody on earth is better than his majesty…he should go fuck himself. His music is not all that great……
September 12th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Hilarious fake blog. BWE is awesome, as is The Soup. Woot!!!!1111!!!
September 12th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
HAHAHA, he compared himself to Martin Luther King, Jr.?!?! a little full of himself isn’t he
September 12th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
LOL @ Nicola.
The paparazzi are vermin yet you enjoy the fruits of their labour, probably on a daily basis by going to blogs like this.
Lemme guess you read People too, but no… those photographers are pure scum.
September 12th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
LOL they let him use his laptop in JAIL?
that’s what you call star treatment yall
September 12th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I’m so glad his motherf**ing mother died before she had to hear this motherf**ing tirade from a motherf**ing ass**le.He should walk around like freak Michael Jackson with a BLACK veil drapped over his ugly face.So he can hiphop,anyway how says that hiphoping is singing?.Singing is Placido Domingo,the late Pavarotti, not this motherf**ing assh**le.
September 12th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Almost all of you who have commented on this are fucking idiots. Are you joking me when you say you think Kanye wrote that MLK shit????? It’s a FAKE. If YOU read, you’d know that.
September 12th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Ahahahahahaha, oh goodness. The BWE blog is a dead ringer, that’s great.
September 12th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
he chose the lifestyle/career, he should be able to gracefully deal with the paps. if he doesn’t want to do that, then he should try a different career path. maybe “pompous blog writing for those who think they are really awesome although they are really not.”
September 12th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
GEEEEEZ!!!!! I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again…..I might not be rich, but thank JEBUS (lol) I have my privacy. I gotta tell ya, when I hear Britney Spears umbrella stories or Kanye West camera flingin’ stories, I can’t help but think, I might just crack up and do the same thing. Yeah, they knew fame was glorious and hideous all in the same breath, but if you’re a “Pap”, you ALSO better know you’re pissing off the rich and intolerant…..suck it up and develop whatever you can salvage…..and maybe don’t be a DICK while you’re doing it next time!
September 12th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
O boy, I worry about society.
That long blog was fake. For the 100th time.
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“It’s called ‘reading’. Left to right, top to bottom. Take tylenol for any headaches, midol for any cramps.” (source: Tommy Boy)
September 12th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
omg hahah. i read it at work and i guess i was so excited to get to the rant i skipped over the disclaimer. hahah. oops. still.. thats something kanye would right ::looks left… looks right… ahamed.:: hahah
September 12th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
What an illiterate.
September 12th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
<3 Kanye!!!!!!!
AND PEOPLE…THAT LONG POST IS NOT KANYE..it was a parody or something from Best Week Ever—not Kanye’s work at all!!
September 12th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
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September 12th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
This guy is a fucking assbag. He forgot to mention the part where he incriminates himself by attacking the eyewitness after he tells tells police what happened. Kanye no one gives a flying fuck about your album “dropping”. Biggie was a better rapper then him. Hell, Diddy is a better rapper than him and couldnt rap his way out of a paper bag! I think its fucking hilarious that he has to interject what kind of jet he has like that makes him cool. Earth to Kanye, Britney Spears and the Jonas brothers can afford their own jets too…yeah, think about that. It doesnt matter, just like you dont matter.
September 12th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
well whether or not it was from him or not its something he would say.
September 13th, 2008 at 5:01 am
Seriously ya’ll I can sympathize with him, the paps are always up in my face, messin in my life and with my kids, but he knew that would happen when he decided to be famous, so you just kind of have to deal with it and move on ya know.
p.s. what did you think of me at the VMAs? I was so honored to win!
September 13th, 2008 at 5:03 am
Kayne is arrogant and cocky and I’m so over seeing him walk around like he’s god’s gift to the world. His songs are okay, but not the stuff of legends. In 10 years he’ll be the dusty cds in the $1 bin. In the meantime, he needs to get over himself! If I ever see him I’m going to punch him in the face.
September 13th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Kanye, despite what many of you have posted, is not talented. He is a carbon-copy douchebag typical hip-hop “artist” that unfortunately truly believes he is something special.
Someone should let him know that shit stains like him are a dime a dozen and that the only thing that sets him apart from the crowd is that he is the only one still capable of acting like a spoiled 4 year old who didn’t get his favorite toy for Christmas.
George Bush Doo Not Like Da Black People!!!!
I iz so pissed dat I did not win dat award. Dat shit was minez, yo, cuz i spent like way mo’ money on my video dan dey did.
Ooh, Mr. Paparazzi Man dun gone and pissed me off!!! Iz gonna killz dat bitch wit a curling iron and some oregano!
September 15th, 2008 at 1:15 am
What a self important douche bag. He should do us all a favor and stay in jail.
September 15th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
My ass pimple has more talent than this ass clown and it has at least won some awards unlike kanye.