Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been immortalized in close-up portraits, shot by famed photographer Martin Scholler, for display at Wolfgang Puck‘s upscale restaurant Cut inside the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Bevelry Hills, CA. Their portraits will hang on the walls alongside other celebrity portraits of George Clooney, Jack Nicholson and others. Here is what Speidi‘s portraits look like:

So the question becomes … do y’all think that you could be expected to eat with these visages of Speidi looking down on you? Well, can you?

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