Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, A ‘Cut’ Above The Rest

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September 20th, 2008

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been immortalized in close-up portraits, shot by famed photographer Martin Scholler, for display at Wolfgang Puck’s upscale restaurant Cut inside the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Bevelry Hills, CA. Their portraits will hang on the walls alongside other celebrity portraits of George Clooney, Jack Nicholson and others. Here is what Speidi’s portraits look like:


So the question becomes … do y’all think that you could be expected to eat with these visages of Speidi looking down on you? Well, can you?

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61 Responses to “Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, A ‘Cut’ Above The Rest”

  1. Chivonne Says:

    WHY?

  2. stephanie Says:

    heidi is soooooooooo unfortunate looking

  3. Diana Says:

    Seriously? When is the rest of the world going to figure out that these 2 have done nothing at all? Ugh..

  4. Jake Says:

    They look 20 years older and like twins

  5. C Says:

    I love how they have the same color eyes and lips and hair

  6. Ali Says:

    Umm, wtf? They look like bad Barbie and Ken mugshots, after a night of too much botox, bleach, and an overabundance of Xanax. Granted, I dislike them, generally, but this is really…terrible.

  7. licoricepirate Says:

    wow no thx

  8. Nettie Says:

    LOL, I think he has the better lipstick!

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  10. Katt Says:

    wow. just wow. spencer looks ……….. aged? not sure what it is. and heidi just looks, ridiculous

  11. Jen Says:

    Sad thing is that’s the best Heidi has looked in a long time….

  12. Ali Says:

    Btw, why are they wearing the same shade of lipstick? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

  13. Tiffany Says:

    Do their faces look….. skewed.. to anyone else? Lopsided? That was the first thing I saw. Then how they look EXACTLY alike. It’s a little creepy.

  14. georgina Says:

    OMG. why? why would anyone want a portrait of them?
    i dont mind heidi too much, but spencer just pisses me off. heidi needs to divorce him. he does nothing but sit at home and complain.

  15. elaine Says:

    It’s really creepy to see how much they look alike in these pictures! Freaks me out! And they do not deserve to be up there in the first place! How did they manage this?

  16. Nick Says:

    Wow how could you be so dumb, what is it? a restaurant for stupid uninformed tweens? How fucking insulting and lame to the guests

  17. Gillian Says:

    heidi is going 2 give me nightmares.

  18. doc Says:

    Ugh. Martin Scholler is one of my favorite photographers. Why he wasted his time on these two losers is beyond me! They look terrible.

  19. pooneck Says:

    it is easy to see who wear the lipstick in this house. they might wan to consider different shades so people can tell them apart. ewwwww

  20. Kait Says:

    they are a bit creept looking…

  21. cmc Says:

    I wonder if it’s some sort of joke they don’t get…I mean, those shots are strange and distorted and make them look like bad clones. It might be a commentary on the current obsession with identical, transparent media figures.

  22. cmc Says:

    Or maybe that’s just my interpretation…

  23. hsb Says:

    This can’t be real. Is this for real? Holy cow. I bet it makes the real actors on the wall already feel great about themselves. haha

  24. melissa Says:

    HAHAHAHAHA wow when I saw this I thought it was one of those internet sites that took your original picture and shows you what you will look like when you are 50. how unfortunate for them. maybe all the makeup ruined their skin and made it saggy looking.

  25. Shaun Industry Says:

    “I love how they have the same color eyes and lips and hair”

    And vagina.

  26. Caitlin Says:

    LOL gross. I love how there is range of portraits from George Clooney and Jack Nicholson to Heidi and Spencer. I mean REALLY?! They couldn’t have found anyone else? Hilarious.

  27. robin Says:

    they look like the before and after pics of someone who had a sex change. spencer is the before..and heidi is the plastic after.

  28. Angela Says:

    Holy shizz… Spencer and his flesh-colored facial vagina. Nasty. AND he’s wearing lipstick..wonder if it’s Heidi’s. Those photos look like the ones the dermatologist takes to see if you have skin damage.

  29. Em Says:

    remind me NEVER to go to that restaurant…EVER!!!!!!!!
    seriously they look ridiculous, why the heck would Wolfgang Puck decide to put pictures of those 2 in his restaurant…out of all the celebrities in Hollywood. no one likes them! i don’t even think they really like each other, they just like the “fame” they get together. lol its ridiculous.

  30. allison Says:

    They actually look quite beautiful. Stop hating.

  31. Denise Says:

    Ewwwww. I foresee a lot of regurgitated steaks for anyone sitting close to those portraits. I swear I hope Wolfgang Puck gets so much backlash & financial woes because of this absurdity. And in response to the comment above mine, you need an eye exam.

  32. moi Says:

    what the . . . how much work has heidi had done? she is completely unrecognizable to me . . . . Spencer is douchey as ever

  33. diana Says:

    Um is it just me or do they pretty much look related in these pictures? Gross, but also it demonstrates narcissism at its best.

  34. lauren Says:

    i will never eat at this restaurant because of this.

  35. Kelly Says:

    Looks like whoever Brit fired is working for Wolfie – bad marketing team…

  36. M3 Says:

    These are those caricatures they do at local fairs, right? Right??? No one can really look like that. Come on…really?

  37. rachel Says:

    umm what is with heidi’s lips. she looks 100% terrible.

  38. Shannon Says:

    I am in Sydney, Australia and these two do my head in. We don’t even have “The Hills” and these plastic people annoy me big time. They get so much coverage, for what?

  39. nc Says:

    omg, heidi looks absolutely horrible!! wow!

  40. Shazz Says:

    heidi looks like crap.
    and why, why, WHY?!
    they have no talent at all -___-
    they never did anything to deserve this kind of attention!

  41. Bella Says:

    Why is ANYONE from The Hills even famous!?!?! They are all talentless, fake, and a pathetic excuse for a so-called celebrity!!! I am sooo sick of seeing Speidi, LC and Co. in all the magazines, it is ridiculous!!!

  42. Noura Says:

    They look so ugly !! And damn creepy I hate them both !

  43. Truc Says:

    Jeez, they look so Fake! I thought the photographer only took pictures of really talented people.

  44. Christie Says:

    Uhhhhhhhhhh, are they morphed together? Creepy.

  45. megan Says:

    Christie…I thought the same thing. I looked at the pix before I read….I thought they’d morphed them to look alike…weird.

  46. sarahliciousisdelicious Says:

    Uhh Allison, your being sarcastic right? Right?!

  47. Brittany Says:

    The hilarious part about this, I think Spencer snuck into Heidi’s makeup bag and stole her lipstick. What a doughnut… someone really needs to burn those photos.

  48. LT Says:

    ‘Cut’ has just lost all credibility! WTF are they thinking????
    How to lose business and alienate people!!!!!!! Extremely distasteful!

  49. taylor Says:

    Spencer has psycho eyes. They’re creepy. These pictures do not flatter either one of them.

  50. Lola Says:

    Disgusting! Why would anyone wanna look at these two ugly creepy people while having something to eat! I mean seriously they are just wrong!! Urgh!

  51. Kristin Says:

    They don’t even look like themselves. It looks like the dude took pictures of wax representations of them from Madame Tussade’s lol.

  52. ana Says:

    I don’t get it.

  53. Erin Says:

    Why is Spencer wearing lipstick?

  54. allison Says:

    No I am not being sarcastic! They are beautiful people! Now, I didn’t say anything about personality (or lack thereof) and I, too, do not understand their purpose.

  55. Duckie Says:

    Heidi looks like a transexual and Spencer looks like an old man with lipstick.. And they both look SOOOO happy. Not the kind of faces I wanna see when I’m trying to enjoy a meal in a restaurant :/

  56. LA Says:

    they make me sick…

  57. K Says:

    why would you ever?

  58. Panti Christ Says:

    No, I could not eat under these pics, which are precisely the kind of ‘art’ that would get my body into creating it’s own Jackson Pollock all over the place…BLECH!

  59. Pairs Trading Says:

    If you’re going to be Spencer, then part of that involves learning what Wolfgang Puck already know. You definitely don’t want to be Spencer. This also makes Spencer more money because you’re making more money.

  60. chloe Says:

    i thought these pictures were photoshopped to make them look old

  61. serenity Says:

    Dear God! I love Heidi,she is smart and pretty.But Spencer is the biggest d-bag ever.He will be the peril of her if she doesnt evacuate this crisis,toxic relationship NOW! I couldn’t eat near his picture,for fear that he might open his giant,shaggy hole in his face and speak.That would be a disaster and a tragdedy.

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