Courtney Love Desperately Needs Help
Yippee! Courtney Love has posted a new blogpost on her official My Space profile. This time around, C. Love is puttin’ the call out there to all the fine, upstanding folks on My Space that she is in need of an honest housekeeper and a documentarian, in that order. Personally, I think she should start by looking for a shrink who enjoys a challenge but that’s just my humble opinion. Here is the full text of Court’s latest My Space blogpost (as always, all spelling and grammatical errors are her own):
Sunday, September 21, 2008
this is wierd but what the fuck
Current mood: cantankerous
is anyone insanely clean neatfreak near malibu? i need a non thieving non freaky housekeeper
also i need we need a documentarist, someone to document our studio as we go in wedsday, and i have ALOT of work to do til then and i wont just hand this to hbo or bbc 2 or bravo and god forbid not vh1! A DOCUMENATRY NOT A REALITY SHOW. get in touch with jason whp will further put you in touch with jason wienberg at untitled.
and am looking for a young PA type someone whor eally wants to get nto the film business cos as we startramping up pay some dues with me for a few months and you can be on this HTH movie – i think i know who i want to play kurt- he may not be as BEAUTIFUL as the other two but hes got something special and looks alot like him and has a great voice.
i know this is wierd- the agencies suck and im sick of PIGS who steal itts simple as that., so fuck it why not try my space , beats monster . no superfans please. and its very good money. btw the housekeeping part just early hours .
thanks
wierdo mgcee
Honestly, I think that Courtney might have better luck finding the properly qualified help that she is looking for if she A.) moves her plea to a more appropriate website for something like this, craigslist perhaps and/or B.) doesn’t type while she’s inebriated and/or under the influence of a controlled substance(s) … just a friendly suggestion. I know that C. Love is a fan of Polaroid photos … so I’d be happy to offer my services to chronicle her journey in Polaroids … I’m afraid I’ll have to pass on the housekeeping job, tho, I can barely keep my place clean as it stands. Tho, something tells me that one prolly doesn’t have to work too hard to keep Courtney happy with her living area. On second thought, never mind … my guess is that cleaning up all the empty bottles on a daily basis might be too much work for any one person at all.
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September 21st, 2008 at 1:41 pm
why should she look for a shrink? she’s unusual and quirky, i personally love her crazy ass.
i hope she never changes.
why do americans want everyone to be perfect? what happened to individuality?
September 21st, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Why do you, lindyloo, have no sense of humor? What happened to recognizing tongue-in-cheekness?
September 21st, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Trent , I do have a sense of humour, it just gets tired when you read so much crap written about her( not just on your site might i ad)
September 21st, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Um, Maybe because she is insane? There is a difference between being ‘unusual and quirky’ and being completely mental.
September 22nd, 2008 at 5:21 am
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September 22nd, 2008 at 5:52 am
Dude, she is OUT of her freaking mind. She’s a talentless drug abuser who is still trying to ride the coattails of her dead boyfriend. She wants to make a documentary/ movie? WTF?! She can’t even type a complete sentence. MESS!
September 22nd, 2008 at 5:53 am
“no superfans please”
wow
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:25 am
She needs to go after that MD that totally F*&%^ her face w that plastic surgery gone bad. And I thought Nicole Kidman looked heinous!!!
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:52 pm
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September 23rd, 2008 at 11:49 am
I would like to apply for the position of house keeper, need recomndations you can ask in advance. Very clean , honest and hard worker. Reply.only. if you are serious about the job.
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:23 pm
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September 23rd, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Best of luck Court…Wow! (And I thought I was unusual and quirky)
November 9th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
I fucking LOVE her. And I hate it when people call her a drugged-up mess and a drunk when she’s been clean & sober for a while now. People should know a thing or two about a person if they’re gonna talk about them.